A number of Canadians have sent me links like this in the past few weeks, each basically saying it made them wish that Blognigger was still alive.
You’re missing the point, you fucks: Blognigger’s redeeming social value (besides the legitimization of the handjob-parlour lifestyle), was the notion that ALL men shall have freedom of speech, regardless of the color of their skin. You don’t have to be black to be honest — you just need to have balls.
Speaking of balls, John Mayer certainly has some. I’ll admit I had entirely the wrong impression of him. This is the first time I’ve ever been intrigued by his top-40, axe-wielding, Ralph-Macchio-in-Crossroads ass.
For chrissakes, the man let the whole world know the kind of girl he likes to fuck: Drumrollllll … white chicks!Whaddya know? He was as crass and cool as Gavin and Jim Goad at a Jezebel-sponsored rape-survivor meetup. He’s a dumb motherfucker alright, thinking he can say “nigger” in public with self-important hasbeens like Ice-T still half-heartedly fanning the fumes of neo-90s Political Correctness. That’ll cost him his squeaky clean image. Darwin Award!
Now for real, why all this hubbub? The notion that anyone is really and truly OFFENDED by anything Mayer said is obviously total bullshit. It’s all a big game, mostly played by white journalists who are pretending to be upset in order to distance themselves from “The Racist” and secure their own innocence. They’re all just seeking immunity from the weary witch-hunters — they’re 1950s jerkoffs dissing Alvah Bessie so that they don’t seem like commies.
Then there’s the black “rage” coming from idiots like that Canadian. Now, I have no idea what her sexual orientation is, but isn’t it weird how so many angry dykes also happen to be ugly and fat? Am I the only one who thinks that her article reads like an angry diatribe by a spurned lover who wishes she could get his dick?
“WAHHH! White guys don’t wanna fuck me, WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
Looks like her previous efforts have included a defense of Kevin Smith’s fat ass in the Southwest debacle, so you gotta give her credit for making sure that her crusade of knee-jerk, politically-correct whining fits has a Beneton Heart.
Reality Check: You’re an adult analyzing a pop star’s joke about his penis.
As my man The Fool wrote me: “Pretty soon they’ll be sending NAACP reps over to white homes to force pale males into jerking off to pictures of Kelly Washington and if they can’t snap a load, they’ll be officially labeled as ‘racist’. ” Snap a load! Miss that guy.
No one can say it more convincingly than the commenter at the end of the article: “I’m a Caribbean black woman, and I’m telling you this is total b.s. Direct your anger to these black men who are really pulling down the black woman. John Meyer is not making babies with black women and leaving them. The pimp selling of black women on music videos are done by “so-called” brothers!”
Our economy is in fucking free-fall, there are earthquakes every five minutes that are so big that the fucking length of a DAY has been shortened, there’s no plan for healthcare, Obama has grey hair, and Sarah Palin will be our president in 2012. America’s kids are so fat they’re dying sooner than their parents, gay people can’t get married, more black men are in jail than college, and her contribution is to worry about who some guitarist says he wants to fuck?
Look out kid, it’s somethin’ ya did
God knows when, but yer doin’ it again
Screw BN, just get a pair a those
Ya don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.
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i did read this, but nice pic anyway.
03.03.10 at 12:07 pm
WELL YOUR RIGHT B.N. ABOUT JOHN MEYER’S RACIALIST-BASED COMMENT’S BUT I REALLY THINK IT NEED TO BE DISCUSSED MANY OTHER ASPECTS OF HIS INTERVIEW SUCH AS HIS DESPARATE PLEA’S FOR A ‘J.O. BUDDY’ LIKE WHAT MANY MEN WRITE ON ‘CRAIG’S LIST.’
WELL I THINK THEIR WAS A SUBLIMANAL CHARACHTERISTIC TO JOHN MEYER TALKING SO MUCH ABOUT MASTERBATING, I THINK HE IS TRYING TO SEND A MESSAGE TO OTHER FAMOUSE MEN, LIKE HIM, SUCH AS LENNIE KRAVITZ, MICHEAL PHILPS OR GWENETH PALTOW’S HUSBAND, TRYING TO SAY TO THEM ‘HEY DO’NT YOU GUYS WANTA COME TO MY HOUSE AND WATCH SOME STR8 PORN WITH ME??’ BECASUE JON MEYER IS SO FAMOUSE HE CA’NT REALLY USE ‘CRAIG’S LIST’ NOW CAN HE?
WELL ANY WAYS JUST THINK ABOTU IT
03.03.10 at 12:10 pm
John Mayer’s comments were way cooler when they were “Some Girls” by the Rolling Stones.
03.03.10 at 12:13 pm
Nigga please!
As of today we can pick up marriage licenses in DC, motherfucker. I’m going to divorce my wife so I can marry a you just to make the Republicans cringe with hate and anger. Even more than their natural predisposition.
But I got distracted by this, Benyamin: “Obama has grey hair, and Sarah Palin will be our president in 2012.” That odd combination of “grey” and “Sarah” made me process this:
Sasha Grey (strap-on optional). And therein lies my snap-a-load™ preference. Google that: “Sasha Grey strapon” (and “nigger please cereal” while you snarky bastards are at it).
03.03.10 at 12:22 pm
Agreed. JANG back in the house!
03.03.10 at 12:23 pm
@just a normal guy.
someone give this dude a column, stat.
03.03.10 at 12:29 pm
i think the thing with BN was that it was funny and well written, not so much the having giant balls to say things thing thing. like his thing on 9/11 and you didnt know he was talking about 9/11 till halfway through the article or something, it just sounded like a scary story (or thats the way i remember it)
thats just good writery skills.
you’re right im more concerend with barack obamas hair going grey than where john mayer puts his penis (unless he puts it in barack obamas hair)
i dont see oh fucking shit im doing it again i need to do some fucking work i hate the internet f fucucj
03.03.10 at 12:35 pm
@bejejejejeje
Benjamin IS bn you idiot
03.03.10 at 12:45 pm
BloggKIKE is right.
03.03.10 at 1:00 pm
also; balls, i say. balls.
03.03.10 at 1:19 pm
yea, no one should talk about anything til the black man is rescued. who cares about john mayer? or some article about him. or some article about the article about john mayer.
03.03.10 at 1:23 pm
no, seriously. BALLS.
03.03.10 at 1:29 pm
Fine, John Mayer, more for me.
03.03.10 at 1:46 pm
Sarah Palin is going to be president in 2012??? Then I’m staying on the good side of every Canadian on here because I’ll need a new place to live when Retardomom turns this country into the world’s biggest Wal-Mart.
Oh, Canada!
03.03.10 at 1:56 pm
“Blognigger’s redeeming social value (besides the legitimization of the handjob-parlour lifestyle), was the notion that ALL men shall have freedom of speech, regardless of the color of their skin”
exactly, blognigger’s was the champion of killing PCness, that’s the shit i loved about the character.
03.03.10 at 2:11 pm
so, in the end we are reading about this because john mayer is a nigger lover? *sigh*
03.03.10 at 2:25 pm
black people seem really super insecure. is it just me who’s noticing this or what? a little help please!
03.03.10 at 2:27 pm
j/k
03.03.10 at 2:27 pm
“It’s sexist not to fuck me,” I can’t remember how many ugly chicks pulled that one on me at Hampshire.
03.03.10 at 2:38 pm
haha ty just proposed to benjamin.
03.03.10 at 2:45 pm
i feel like appearing on the chappelle show lent mayer a free pass in the funny racial (not racist, i “know” things) department. that shit flies in certain circles only, unfortunately. (fortunately?) i’d already forgotten all about it too. kramer must be thanking his lucky jewish stars right about now though.
03.03.10 at 3:01 pm
and not to be prej against ugly portlies but 15 times out of 10 they’re the anon loser commenters who never ever go the fuck away.
03.03.10 at 3:02 pm
huh? what the hell are you on about? michael richards isn’t jewish.
03.03.10 at 3:13 pm
Agree with Vanessa, it is impossible to understand what you are talking about raymi
03.03.10 at 3:28 pm
i assumed the cast of seinfeld were j-bags whoops. either way he still went off big time and now john mayer has swooped in to take some of the heat off. do you understand?
03.03.10 at 3:30 pm
i heard micheal richards was a mason.
john mayer seems like the kind of guy who would bathe in his own sperm if he could.
god. what an image.
03.03.10 at 3:31 pm
Good post, but I sent you a link like this and Im not Canadian so f off.
Still, this goes some of the way toward healing my eyeballs from the burning shit I’ve had to endure about this topic over the last month. Bottom line is hey black people: you’re no longer the center of attention – STFU!
03.03.10 at 3:43 pm
If I was a woman, I’d be afraid to do Michael Richards. What if he went suddenly all spastic like Kramer? He would thrash you to death worse than that killer whale.
03.03.10 at 3:51 pm
@cable guy.
o really? black people, the centre of attention? where has this centre of attention rested now, pray tell?
03.03.10 at 3:54 pm
is john mayers’ cock the new compass that points to what is relevant? cable guy, are you gay for the cock of john mayer?
03.03.10 at 3:56 pm
Well, you can at least see why stoops’ name is stoops.
03.03.10 at 4:02 pm
haven’t heard that one before.
and i believe it should read ‘at least you can see’
03.03.10 at 4:10 pm
context is everything suckas.
when i first heard about J. Mayer I had to look into more for myself and in the end I realized something……..I could really give a fuck. If I had two fucks in my pocket and you needed one, I dont think you would be getting one of my fucks.
T.Hanks for the zinger B.
03.03.10 at 4:58 pm
black people need to relax about the whole nigger thing already. all you do by flipping out about it is empower the word. this is like the whole r-word thing (www.r-word.org/) all you do by getting excited about it is keep it relevant and just like everything else, the forbidden fruit is always sweetest.
03.03.10 at 5:03 pm
I’m so hot for this kid that the end of this article makes the hair on my arms stand up. I’ll even listen to dylan now, even though your both old.
03.03.10 at 5:12 pm
we are so empty. embrace the emptiness. obama promised hope and change. meaning your hopeless and need change.
look at my balls
03.03.10 at 6:21 pm
Now, I have no idea what her sexual orientation is, but isn’t it weird how so many angry dykes also happen to be ugly and fat?
EDGY AS FUCK, DUDE.
03.03.10 at 6:27 pm
You should have talked about me today. This is MY fucking day.
03.03.10 at 6:55 pm
@aiieeee
honey you accidentally linked to your tumblr, revealing yourself to be a fat ugly dyke and thus proving blognigger’s point.
Bitter dyke!
(omg I’m so mean. SEND)
03.03.10 at 7:07 pm
Also, who the fuck is Geert Wiloh!
http://m.guardian.co.uk/?id=102202&story=http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/mar/03/geert-wilders-dutch-polls
“Wilders, who likens the Qur’an to Hitler’s Mein Kampf and wants Muslim immigrants deported, is bidding fair to win the general election in June.”
brb, moving to Holland.
03.03.10 at 7:17 pm
“brb, moving to Holland.”
goot one…lmao.
03.03.10 at 8:21 pm
As a handsome, charismatic, and highly intelligent guy with maybe a slight mean streak, I hope to deflate Gavin’s notion of attractive murderous law students being somehow less smart based on their physical characteristics by applauding JANG for his triumphant return to the ring.
03.03.10 at 10:03 pm
This is all based on a lie. I have pictures of John Mayer fucking Kimya Dawson in her enormous, black, lesbian, cellulite ass.
PS Obama’s grey hair reminds me of when ET is dying in the movie ‘ET’ and he turns into a white person like Michael Jackson. But then he comes back to life and ascends into outer space. Foreshadowing?
03.03.10 at 10:41 pm
First BN outed himself. Now Jim Goad is 404. What gives?
03.03.10 at 10:46 pm
Questlove is a faggot for getting offended by the black history month menu at NBC that was made by a black chick. Fat fuck at some neckbone before he Twittered that he was offended. Fucking slob.
03.03.10 at 10:49 pm
Moose cock erspaniel I’m more offended by the lazy humor than I am by the sentiment. Feminists are ugly? Who told you that, Mencia? real cutting edge.
03.04.10 at 12:31 am
Why google Sasha Grey when an American Apparel ad with her in it is right over there…on the right…see it?
03.04.10 at 2:02 am
Aiieee, what are you some kind of comedy buff?
You’re like a shitty guitarist dissing Eric Clapton because you heard it was cool to do so. I’d like to see you go up against Carlos mencia and see who wins, you academic dumbshit.
Thanks for at least not denying you’re fat and ugly.
03.04.10 at 6:06 am
i once saw Questlove walking out of Roscoe’s Chicken and Waffles in Hollywood with a huge bag of food. no lie. it was hilarious.
03.04.10 at 1:14 pm