STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » JOHNNY RYAN CAN DRAW ANYTHING

We heard Johnny Ryan was down the street so we went down there and challenged him to draw anything in the world, specifically, Pinky windsurfing over a giant raccoon while his mom yells at him on a planet where pigeons are president. Johnny fuggin’ pulled it off but he got scared of the racial connotations and changed the byline to Dan Clowes.

UPDATE: Here is the YouTube version.

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9 Comments

kevin costco Says:

for a second there i thot pinky had a sausage longer than his two legs but then i realized it was a stereotype being perpetuated through cartoon drawings. neat.

06.26.08 at 10:08 am
Loomis Says:

I’m surprised Johnny was so shy. His comics are so outrageous you expect him to look like Pig Champion or something.

06.26.08 at 10:55 am
dufus Says:

, and the next time I’M bad tripping, please tell me that Johnny Ryan can draw anything in the world

06.26.08 at 11:28 am
Rakim The Messenger Says:

Soundtrack: DRI?

06.26.08 at 12:35 pm
dreadful business, that Says:

Mammy! I love this drawing so. How much?

06.26.08 at 5:48 pm
louise Says:

I now have a total crushtacion on Johnny Ryan. Shit!

06.26.08 at 6:01 pm
Isabel from Ecuador Says:

Johnny Ryan is my American Idol

12.02.08 at 8:20 pm
scabs Says:

Rakim The Messenger Says:
Soundtrack: DRI?

Nope… Agnostic Front – Victim in Pain

01.26.09 at 10:26 pm
Anonymous Says:

i can draw that hes noy that good!

04.19.09 at 7:00 pm

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