We heard Johnny Ryan was down the street so we went down there and challenged him to draw anything in the world, specifically, Pinky windsurfing over a giant raccoon while his mom yells at him on a planet where pigeons are president. Johnny fuggin’ pulled it off but he got scared of the racial connotations and changed the byline to Dan Clowes.

UPDATE: Here is the YouTube version.

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9 Comments
  1. kevin costco Says:

    for a second there i thot pinky had a sausage longer than his two legs but then i realized it was a stereotype being perpetuated through cartoon drawings. neat.


  2. Loomis Says:

    I’m surprised Johnny was so shy. His comics are so outrageous you expect him to look like Pig Champion or something.


  3. dufus Says:

    , and the next time I’M bad tripping, please tell me that Johnny Ryan can draw anything in the world


  4. Rakim The Messenger Says:

    Soundtrack: DRI?


  5. dreadful business, that Says:

    Mammy! I love this drawing so. How much?


  6. louise Says:

    I now have a total crushtacion on Johnny Ryan. Shit!


  7. Isabel from Ecuador Says:

    Johnny Ryan is my American Idol


  8. scabs Says:

    Rakim The Messenger Says:
    Soundtrack: DRI?

    Nope… Agnostic Front - Victim in Pain


  9. Anonymous Says:

    i can draw that hes noy that good!


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