I’ve been thinking about Arthur Kade a lot these days and it finally hit me: cocaine. He must be on cocaine. No? I don’t know a lot about Guidos, but I do know about coke and that’s exactly what massive amounts of cocaine does to people. Delusions of grandeur? Check. Glassy eyes? Check. Fucked up nose? Check. Also, it’s no coincidence that he chose to reenact the scene from Almost Famous where the guy keeps yelling “I’m on drugs!”
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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yes.
06.24.09 at 4:05 pm
Thinking about Arthur Kade a lot, are you?
06.24.09 at 4:18 pm
who
06.24.09 at 4:22 pm
I don’t think there is a comedian alive today who is not obsessed with this site.
06.24.09 at 4:43 pm
Kade is a character some would-be actor/writer/personality cooked up and really committed to. A no budget Borat-esque attempted media coup
06.24.09 at 4:48 pm
Yes, and so is that talentless closet fag Dane Cook.
06.24.09 at 4:54 pm
Knowing that your shit can turn green if you eat enough barley is more useful information than knowing this guys exists.
06.24.09 at 5:16 pm
^^ Good to know.
06.24.09 at 5:33 pm
He’s not on coke, he’s on addys! Probably a daily dose of XR with 5mg top ups all day. Cocaine would not allow this level of extended commitment with ZERO slip-ups. Kade is a genius, mental leviathan, and martyr.
06.24.09 at 6:51 pm
Here’s his bio. Enjoy.
http://arthurkade.com/about/
06.24.09 at 7:41 pm
There’s no chance in hell that such a fungus of a personality would be allowed to exist outside of seclusion. If he were to unrepentantly maintain the Arthur Kade persona it’d only be a matter of time before a urine soaked brick reconfigured his face.
06.24.09 at 7:46 pm
Do not go check out this site. You will not be able to leave. If your relationship is already on the rocks do not go to this site because you will come out of it several hours later, dumped.
06.24.09 at 7:58 pm
Something tells me that a lot of those swingin’ young Iranians would find a role model in Arthur Kade.
06.24.09 at 8:10 pm
I had never heard of this asshat, so I made my way over to wikipedia to see if I could get a little bit more information on what Arthur Kade is all about, only to find this little notice at the top:
“This article may not meet the general notability guideline. Please help to establish notability by adding reliable, secondary sources about the topic. If notability cannot be established, the article is likely to be merged or deleted.”
In a nutshell, Wikipedia told me Arthur Kade ain’t shit.
06.24.09 at 8:51 pm
i don’t know who that is. fuck. does that mean i’m not hip?
06.24.09 at 10:07 pm
Seeing guys like this, I suddenly have a moment of, “Maybe Hezbollah has a point . . . whoa, sorry I spaced out.”
06.25.09 at 4:42 am
Never heard of arthur kade, but he is hilarious.
the interweb lets you be instant andy kaufman
06.25.09 at 8:07 am
this shit is old internet. Kade was played out months ago.
06.25.09 at 9:52 am
wow thats the worst thing i’ve seen all day. thanks a lot
06.25.09 at 11:49 am
HAHA I just touched up his wikipedia entry a bit to improve the accuracy.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Kade
06.25.09 at 4:00 pm
http://www.phillymag.com/articles/arthur_kade_philadelphia_profile/page1
06.25.09 at 5:02 pm