As most of you know, being an IT Girl, socialite, musician and internet personality I have to travel around the globe to have fun at different Fashions and Functions. When I got the call from my personal assistant that my services were needed for Kansas City Fashion Week, I was kinda skeptical… but I knew my fave Fashion Designer Jeremy Scott hails from K.C. and if the folk there are as major as he is, I’m sooooo down. For real it is the most under rated city in the world. They have the art/fashion and music scene on lock. There is like this whole crowd of kids that are way cooler than your friends and almost as cool as the Hollywood A-List. They even brought the red carpet to me except it was blue. Jaimie Warren who is like a super famous photographer does this crazy variety show called Whoop Dee Doo and I was the guest of honor! I got to walk the runway for two totally important designers, Peggy Noland and Ari Fish, I got to hang out with indie rock stars like The Ssion, Hunx and Tilly and the Wall. It was like I never even left “THE LIFE.” This place is way better than shitty Brooklyn or faggy Paris. K.C. is the place to be!!!

Love You, Mean It

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24 Comments
  1. Bat-room Says:

    Funny video….looks like fun. But that dude’s voice is beyond irritating. Can you not tell you sound awful?

    I’m sure you can….so you’re just mean you keep talking like that.


  2. teenage wizard Says:

    dude looks like a graver trying to score e outside of a walmart


  3. Ollie Gates Says:

    This is wonderful. With the Royals back in the cellar, Johnny Makeup’s glowing endorsement is just what Kansas City needed. I think there will be a few less homicides this summer thanks to the civic pride instilled by his kind words.


  4. samuel Says:

    good job, kids.


  5. PYT Says:

    I miss KC so.


  6. Street Boning Al Says:

    This reminds me of the Tunnel in the 90’s w/o the fun.


  7. hipper than thou Says:

    this actually makes me miss jeff jensen


  8. Dork Says:

    I like the tabloid dress. Also the old-lady-purple hair; a blast from the distance past – it used to be all the rage in Dallas in the late 80s.


  9. Bill Says:

    You’re an IT girl? What platform? Unix or Microsoft?


  10. mimi Says:

    Johnny you are just blowing UP,. :)
    i miss you! hit a girl up when your in nyc.
    kiss kiss
    mimi


  11. ninniphi Says:

    Wrong Crowd are a pretty killer band from KC. Check them out.


  12. teen inards Says:

    Gays like that make me sick to my stomach.


  13. Charles Says:

    I have some friends from Detroit who are kind of crazy like this. They hate Toronto, because people here would never do anything like this out of crippling fear of failure or lack of commitment to the insanity.

    My point is, Americans are fucking nuts.


  14. Vane$$a for real Says:

    and my asshole is tighter and more pure than your shitty asshole


  15. Heywood Says:

    @Vane$$a

    You must be Asian!


  16. Audrey JAPburn Says:

    yay! glad to see KCMO getting some love, STL always gets all the attention in MO (marcia, marcia, marcia)


  17. louis Says:

    fun


  18. peanut butter Says:

    is fashion witch really peggy noland??????


  19. pogi Says:

    Johnny Makeup sucks but KC really is pretty sweet.


  20. xavier Says:

    even the “skinny” girls are fat


  21. Krystal Says:

    You don’t love me and you don’t mean it. Fag.


  22. tigerspice Says:

    Skinny girls are gross


  23. okbye Says:

    omggggg its jonnnyyy lmfaoo


  24. robble Says:

    johnny should be pushing alexis not the other way around!


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