Steven Seagal thinks the government created AIDS to kill off the two groups they hate the most: Blacks and Gays. His evidence to back up this claim is, the two groups have nothing in common other than the government hates them so how did they both get the fatal disease? Huh? I’ll tell you how Steve. It’s called black gays. It’s also called lots of condomless sex and a variety of other rude factors. Oh and here’s another thing, you might be able to argue that the government hates blacks; Kanye West did a great job of it after Katrina, but why the fuck is the government trying to eradicate homos? Why would they care? And why would the do it in a way that’s so fucking expensive?
Anyway, speaking of African Americans, Kanye and Gay, dude has decided to make “That’s so gay” a positive thing. In a recent interview in Details he said:

“Titles are very important. I like to embody titles, y’know, or words that have negative connotations, and explain why that’s good. Take the word gay—like, in hip-hop, that’s a negative thing, right? But in the past two, three years, all the gay people I’ve encountered have been, like, really, really, extremely dope. Y’know, I haven’t, like, gone to a gay bar, nor do I ever plan to. But where I would talk to a gay person—the conversation would be mostly around, like, art or design—it’d be really dope. From a design standpoint, kids’ll say, ‘Dude, those pants are gay.’ But if it’s, like, good, good, good fashion-level, design-level stuff, where it’s on a higher level than the average commercial design stuff, it’s, like, gay people that do that. I think that should be said as a compliment. Like, ‘Dude, that’s so good it’s almost . . . gay.’”

What a fucking fag. (as in “awesome”)

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47 Comments
  1. The Zezaurian Society Says:

    …and Aids evolved in wild primates millions of years ago.


  2. Ihatekanyebutkindalikehismusic Says:

    What a fag.


  3. Ihatekanyebutkindalikehismusic Says:

    Who could catch a monkey and fuck it? That’s what I want to know.


  4. A Dizzose of Rizzeality Dingleberry III Says:

    It’s also called homo thugs, AA rough-traders, and trannies populating America’s prisons/butt pumper training grounds like nobody’s bidness.


  5. bob " get bitches" barker Says:

    this is almost funny, kanye is on a quest to discover all of the things a bunch of people in the know already know.

    speaking of “cool” black dudes, can we put this guy on the shelf and let andre3000 get some shine again?


  6. * Says:

    yikes. fuck that.
    oh! hey, kanye, gay is not cool. I learned at school. homo.


  7. bob " get bitches" barker Says:

    humans didnt get it by fucking monkeys. they got it by EATING monkeys,

    In the Kongo and many other places, the bushmeat trade is alive and well. When you hunt monkeys, you have to skin and butcher them. Monkey blood, homie.


  8. Drew "fascist grease crease" Carey Says:

    yeah, Kanye is pretty gay but not gay, gay, gay. just basic gay.


  9. Drew "fascist grease crease" Carey Says:

    heh heh “bush meat.” yo mama clogged the terlet with her bush meat.


  10. imyar Says:

    how unadorably clueless kanghey is.


  11. DeQuincy McLovelace Says:

    This is the kind of dumbassery that emerges when you put south side Chicago black dudes like Kanye in front of a camera, wielding all kinds of short-lived power and celebrity…ah shit.


  12. Master Blaster Says:

    he’s a fashion designer


  13. suicidal bendencies. Says:

    The legacy of Rick James lives on through Kanye.

    Minus kidnapping and torture arrests, that is.


  14. Stab Master Arson Says:

    Yeezy does dress really well, generally. Dude in the leopard pants, not so much.


  15. raped with an imaginary whistle Says:

    they do so have something in common. sex “on the down low” with other guys. much like how teen pregnancy is higher among bible-thumpers, the blacks can’t be openly gay so don’t take adequate precautions when fucking the ladies after they stick their wieners in butts.


  16. Joe Canada Says:

    Kanye seems to think he’s smart, but this is the kind of logic a 16 year old would use.


  17. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    And Hilary Duff thought they meant the other thing — idiot.


  18. Arv Says:

    I think that interview was Kanye putting one foot out of the closet.


  19. YE Says:

    Pea coats are gonna be magnormous in ‘10!


  20. Johann Ritter Says:

    Hip Hop is dead. That photo is evidence.


  21. Kenny's Wife Says:

    aww… I feel bad for kanye in a way… He’s always one step back from what is cool right now.
    I say lets wait one more year and he’s gonna move back to Brooklyn, start sporting OBP aNYthing caps and start writing for SBTVC…..??


  22. Kenny's Wife Says:

    also can you please please please make this photo a Street Boner!


  23. Vane$$a Says:

    Pity is the most boring emotion.


  24. potion kings Says:

    Another quote from this melgalomaniac—

    “Put this in the magazine: There’s nothing more to be said about music. I’m the fucking end-all, be-all of music. I know what I’m doing. I did 808s in three weeks. I got it. It’s on cruise control. . . . Man, we talked about music for God knows how long! Now let’s talk about how my fucking sweater didn’t come back right from Korea . That’s what’s interesting me.” – Kanye West

    Someone, please, shoot this idiot.


  25. DUH Bizinizine$$ Mizann Bizoogie Hard, Jr. Says:

    “The legacy of Rick James lives on through Kanye.

    Minus kidnapping and torture arrests, that is.”

    Give it time, my friend. Give it time. Like blognigger, Kanye is a fiend for props. He doesn’t live in the moment. He doesn’t do what he does for the love of the “art” but instead for the love of the attention. That’s why I was over him before he even started. As soon as he can’t get props through “entertaining” people, he’ll start getting them via the washed up child star method of bizarre and/or contrived criminal activity and mug shots. You can bet your bottom holla on that shit, yo.


  26. Shimar Greenspan Says:

    ^^^^DUH you’re entering a whole new phase of 21st c. atonal commenting. It’s brilliant. Congrats.


  27. Dr. Fate Says:

    yeah, there was this one time back in the 1960s this garage rock band from liverpool made it big and then dropped acid in India and thought they understand vedic truths … only to find there gay guru was molesting the girls they brought to drop acid with them.

    Another time bruce willis made a rock album.


  28. Canadave Says:

    Kanye has the perception and mental intelligence of an 8 year old. His latest “album” proves this. Is he talentless? No, not per se, but who the fuck told this former hip hop industry puppet that its ok to claim that you’re God, and can do it all, when really, you only do one thing well (I’m talking about beat making here, he’s half decent at it). Isn’t there a Greek myth about someone so self obsessed blah blah blah, banished to Hades? Well there should be. And he’s the fucking living embodiment of it.

    Kanye is a CONSUMER. Not a creator.

    Fuck.


  29. Vane$$a Says:

    “Another time bruce willis made a rock album.”

    Don Johnson made one with Dweezil Zappa too.


  30. Taeil Says:

    You know Kanye’s doing something right when you see the most ghetto black kids on the planet wearing neon and pink polo shirts. I’ve seen that shit with my own eyes. Scout’s honor.


  31. Dildo Manager Says:

    So if he’s getting them to wear neon and pink polos, I guess it’s safe to assume that they believe him when he claims that Ronald Reagan invented crack and forced Black Panthers to smoke it, thus destroying their organization. That sort of thought is what happens when hillbillies are given license to think, just like that sort of fashion (see photo above) is what happens when hillbillies are given money. No judgment there, just a statement of pure fact. See the Aspen scenes in Dumb and Dumber for visual elaboration.


  32. McFuckin Says:

    kanye is slowly but surely making it more clear that hes gay

    he is easing it up on the world till he comes out. seriously


  33. slapt Says:

    so uppity it’s unbearable. a chocolate face with lib-guilt..what the f?


  34. bloodyknows Says:

    kanye is going to become like michael jackson: become so rich and famous that he loses touch with reality.


  35. drippy dog dix and cum or something Says:

    “Another time bruce willis made a rock album.”

    Don Johnson made one with Dweezil Zappa too.

    - Hey Fellas, let us not forget Eddie Murphy’s 1985 million selling hit “Party All The Time”.

    I also saw Billy Bob Thornton doing his thing at the O.C. Fair when I lived in California.

    It’s all magically wonderful…


  36. Osama bin Laden Says:

    I got aids. From your mom.


  37. deathbreath Says:

    i enjoy kanye’s music a good bit. i hope he comes out soon.


  38. Books & Backpack Says:

    Makes even Sean Combs seem street.


  39. bj Says:

    urrruruegegegrrhghhhhh FUCKK i love steven segal so much it makes me want to SCREAM IN MY MOUTH

    kanye west not so much but god speed on yr coming out of the closet (and being able to rap even a little bit)


  40. Coach Says:

    Those outfits don’t look very intimidating


  41. The Ghost Says:

    Yo, don’t forget to check me out Saturday night when I jump into the ring with some no-name chico and fight the good fight for “firmer erections for white men.” Vane$$a, the choicest piece of ass to ever emerge from the toxic slag-hole of Youngstown, Ohio, will be in the audience flashing lights off a small mirror into my opponent’s eyes. Check her out. That bitch is sneaky as all fucking hell, but that’s why I love her. Rock on and don’t forget to wear your Affliction gear! That shit is where it’s at!


  42. garbagetits Says:

    I’m glad to see Kanye breaking down barriers. It’s very nigger of him.


  43. Canadave Says:

    Uhh, garbagetits, I think you mean “presidential”.


  44. W4LNUT Says:

    what does this all mean for the wigger movement?


  45. Beef Says:

    I just couldn’t get past, “I like to embody titles.” Fuck him, fuck him, fuck him.


  46. turd fergason Says:

    This shit seriously need to have a ‘Donk’ put on it!


  47. pencil neck Says:

    whos the white jewish looking guy in the middle


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