After over a dozen years of show business, South Park writer and star of Kenny VS Spenny died yesterday of cancer. We got exclusive photos of Kenny in the morgue where you really get a clear picture of how hairy he was. Our hearts go out to his friends and family and we wish him nothing but the best in heaven’s TV industry. 
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poor guy. did he get the C from spenny?
05.06.08 at 12:26 pm
I like how the coroner left Kenny’s banana hammock on during the autopsy, what’s the matter Gav? Didn’t feel like liberaly applying that white body paint to Kenny’s crotch ‘fro?
05.06.08 at 12:32 pm
Get this super fake shit outta here!! If he really was dead, all the spelling errors would wake his ghost. You should be haunted.
05.06.08 at 12:53 pm
it’s true my friend knows his sister!
05.06.08 at 1:27 pm
That’s not black underwear. That’s a black tattoo Ken had put on to cover up the horrible scarring caused when his wanker was burned off by a freak bunsen burner accident during a science class experiment that went horribly wrong in high school.
– Mr. Flatto (His High School Science Teacher)
05.06.08 at 4:44 pm
I’m hoping this is for Season 5.
05.06.08 at 6:26 pm
I guess he could have used some of that radiation he was poisoning Spenny with!
05.06.08 at 6:34 pm
If he were really dead…do you think they would leave his underwear on? Do you really think the person preforming an autopsy would be like “I will cut him open, play around with his insides….but heaven forbid I see his shrivled dead dick”….
05.06.08 at 6:40 pm
I just became a widow
05.06.08 at 7:23 pm
Why? Why couldn’t this have been Spenny?
05.06.08 at 8:15 pm
Elbow,
You’re an idiot.
05.07.08 at 12:27 am
nope,
Please get the worst case of AIDS.
05.07.08 at 2:35 am
Idiots wish AIDS…
But I stand by the underwear thing, I’ve seen those HBO autopsy shows (not making me an expert) but I don’t recall undergarments, etc. If he truly is dead, he should donate his body to Body Worlds…not that cheap chinese prisoner knock off shit.
He’s not dead.
05.07.08 at 3:50 am
killed by mirth
05.07.08 at 9:29 am
Nice gaunch but the hair is even better. His mom should donate the hair to raise money for Komedians with Kancer.
05.07.08 at 2:55 pm
NOOOOOOOOOO!
05.07.08 at 4:08 pm
i am dead! i swear
05.07.08 at 4:18 pm
yeah man so sad this is what happened
05.08.08 at 3:58 am
he drank a meat shake. thats what i heard.
05.08.08 at 3:58 am
Kenny Hotz is not dead, it’s just a publicity picture he did.
06.03.08 at 5:31 am
He’s not dead.. its fucking make-up
11.27.08 at 11:40 pm
Its for his new show Testees
11.28.08 at 12:45 am
to bad he isn’t the writer of South Park
11.28.08 at 12:46 am
this is bullshit, kenny is not dead… if he was the wouldnt have left his underwear on himand probably wouldnt have posted pistures of his body on the internet.
11.28.08 at 4:51 pm
I have to say that this is the first time i was happy to hear someone died from cancer. I have been a fan of “Kenny vs Spenny” and time after time Kenny has proven himself to be the biggest pig, liar, mofo around. I am just now laughign at the thought of his finally dying and how happy Spenny must be. After locking him in that room so he couldnt make it to their fight, while Kenny flies to Niarga Falls? What a prick….good riddance to bad rubbage.
12.06.08 at 10:40 pm
by the way, i know this isnt true. i love ‘Testees”…Kenny may be an asshole in real life but he sure has a great sense of humor…but i would stil not be sad if he died….people with great senses of humor are a dime a dozen. Humanity is more important and kenny holtz has none
12.06.08 at 10:42 pm
hahah winter chokomolin im stalking you jk i dont think this is true.. he wouldnt be wearing undies… besides how come this is the only pic out there? if someone can get a pic from the morgue how come there was no HUGE funeral and no pics of it.. and how come there was nothing in the news…. news never lies..
01.18.09 at 3:42 pm
If he was dead he would have a tag on his foot.
04.09.09 at 11:28 am
If he dead die he would have a tag on his foot and if he did die it would prolbly be from food poiysen….
04.09.09 at 11:34 am
If he did die he would have tag on his foot and he would be naked not in underwear but i thought he was cool…
04.09.09 at 11:37 am
Spenny Rice your cool now i guess your right its for his new show any way i like kenny verses spenny i wish you guys wernt leaving…
04.09.09 at 11:40 am
This is pissing me off. It’s Kenny HOTZ. Not Holtz. Kenneth Joel Hotz is not dead. He fucked me yesterday.
…Nah I wish.
04.25.09 at 5:30 am
And there’s no “Y” incision. And he would be naked.
Watch Dr.G.
04.25.09 at 5:33 am
i love how this isn’t even real and you’re all idiots
07.13.09 at 4:01 am
lol, those pictures were from his show “testees”. He’s still alive
08.08.09 at 4:52 am
hes not dead…Oo
09.19.09 at 12:39 pm
If someone dies you actually take of his pants in the pathologie – so dont waste xour time trying to cheat on people
09.28.09 at 2:37 pm
If any of you think he is dead just head on over to 288 sherbourne st Toronto Ontario and knock on the door. You may be surprised who answers.
12.20.09 at 7:10 am
i love how in the comments spenny ruins the spoof X3 nice! very spenny-esque. haha
01.30.10 at 1:24 am
Jeez, get a guy’s hopes up why don’tcha?
02.11.10 at 4:51 pm