STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE

Someone with a lot of free time on their hands realized just how much Christian Bale and Kermit the Frog have in common.

The original post is way more extensive, but here are a few samples.

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11 Comments

Deadbeatmanchief Says:

Hahahah! Good show.
It’s my second first comment of the day… I’m on a fucking role here boooyah!

01.22.09 at 4:21 pm
imyar Says:

WOW

01.22.09 at 4:37 pm
ew Says:

Dude.

01.22.09 at 4:45 pm
ew Says:

^ I WILL EAT UR CHILDREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I WILL GO ALL ADI AMIN ON YOUR FAMILY TREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ODLY ENOUGH, WHEN I WAS A CHILD I HAD AN INEXPLICABLE CRUSH ON KERMIT, NOW IT SEEMS JUSTIFIED THANKS TO THIS POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01.22.09 at 4:53 pm
Cap'n Glitterfuzz Says:

If the original author’s life had an aroma, what would it be?

My guess: The Unabomber’s palm if he were a teenage sex addict and rose water.

01.22.09 at 5:31 pm
idk Says:

ahhaha street boners reads ONTD. I love it.

01.22.09 at 7:00 pm
no. Says:

WTF, for half the posts all he did was take a kermit doll and pose it, that’s cheating

01.22.09 at 7:11 pm
Beef Says:

More people should have more time on their hands, because we’d get more hilarious shit like this.

01.22.09 at 8:49 pm
HalfAfrican Says:

one of those examples ain’t even kermit:
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/balekermit4.jpg

01.23.09 at 2:47 am
Tom Bom, jolly Tom Says:

Funny frog

01.23.09 at 5:49 pm
consuala Says:

this tickled my funny bone

01.26.09 at 10:38 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.