I don’t know why I was thinking of cheating on KEXP. It has been a very supportive and giving husband who massages my feet and watches Top Chef with me. Maybe you’ve been through the same thing. You look over at your boyfriend and you think, “You’re perfect. I’m bored.” So I had an affair. My car has Sirius radio and I’m already paying the monthly fee therefore listening to it online at work is a no-braining doye. They give you a password for the media player at Sirius.com and you can listen to “left of center” all day and all night if you want. One problem: loops. After, what appeared to be 2 hours, I started hearing the same shit again. It was on a loop. Are there not an infinite amount of music nerds wanting to play “alternative” singles on satellite radio? It’s a satellite for fuckssakes. It’s in outer space. You can use Germans if you have to. After hearing Port O’Brien’s “I Woke up Today” over 1,000 times (I already heard it on Street Carnage Radio twice and that is once too many) I decided to leave the gardener and go back to my husband KEXP.ORG. He loves me.

(No but seriously you guys, maybe big business and computers can’t handle something like DJing after all and we need actual music nerds who love what they’re doing if we want quality musical entertainment for more than 2 hours at a time).

Love,

Donna (My middle name is my business) Deliva

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