“I had a dream” has officially become “I had a muthafukin’ Nightmare.” If only she had a podium and the ability to have the world heard this speech we could really change things.In fact it’s so well written it feels like it’s fake. I guess I just am too cynical to know when God has sent down a legitimate muthafunkin” angel. Sorry God.
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That’s when you know all the Glaciers are melting! Global Warming is really about something else.
02.13.08 at 3:04 pm
‘gangsta’ is funny
02.13.08 at 4:02 pm
my ears hurt
02.13.08 at 4:55 pm
it’s what happens when you have white kids actually growing up surrounded by black kids.
02.13.08 at 4:56 pm
Hmm…someone’s been watching too many Chris Crocker videos on YouTube. It’s funny how black people don’t even talk like that. Where do the stupid kids get it from?
02.13.08 at 5:06 pm
she’s just a little white girl.
even black people must realize how stupid hip-hop “culture” has become. it used to be “i bring the element H to the 2 so you all knew what’s comin’ when i’m rainin’ on your new parade” or “hippa to the hoppa and you just don’t stoppa i control michael jackson’s thriller” whereas now it’s a 10 year old white girl callin’ out “niggas” on myspace. oh well, somebody super soak that HOOOOOOEEEE!
02.13.08 at 5:12 pm
hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
02.13.08 at 5:18 pm
yaaaaaaaa!!! dat soulja boy is so gully mang ya’ll tight jeans chuck tayler wearers don’t know mang
02.13.08 at 5:22 pm
This bitch better bring it on when we bump cuz she can go tell hell and get a tan after I kill her!
P.S. someone get this girl to books!
02.13.08 at 5:24 pm
thats one albino looking bitch
02.13.08 at 6:18 pm
this has nothing to do with hiphop.
god white people are so dumb
02.13.08 at 8:14 pm
If she gets elected, or at least “bumped”, I will finally feel that God is in the Whites House.
02.13.08 at 8:14 pm
Either Lil’ J has been crying up a storm or she’s got a helluva head cold. Listen to that congestion!
This problem is getting to epidemic proportions. Parents have ceased to teach little J and the likes of her that wonderful lesson, the one where the little kid bitches about wearing a coat and Mom says “okay, take your ass on out without it.” About five minutes into digging that snow-tunnel, Lil’ J comes whining and moaning, banging on the door and begging for a warm-up. And she’s at just the right age for it, too.
You realize that this type of shit-o parenting is the reason we have Sorority Jane in fishnets and tube tops and El Douche in only one polo running around in February, telling you “the liquid jacket keeps me warm, man!” Jesus, go get a sweater. Looking at your purply-blue skin is making us all cold.
02.13.08 at 8:35 pm
Her eyes are all black like an opossum’s…
(PS Don’t drink while pregnant)
02.13.08 at 11:07 pm
http://www.hiltonpond.org/images/OpossumVirginia01.jpg
02.13.08 at 11:08 pm
I love big dicks in my bottom!
02.13.08 at 11:18 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrQX2Dhrl8I
02.14.08 at 3:38 pm
Is your point that Chris invented “ebonics”? Cause the kid is funnier.
Period.
02.14.08 at 7:40 pm
“god white people are so dumb.”
Not according to all of the standardized tests. At least not relative to blacks and Hispanics.
02.15.08 at 3:30 pm
Fukn stupid black culture. Its infecting everything and twisting the mentality of gullible naive children across the world. I swear if I hear one more fukn soulja boy track I’m gonna go postal. Next time some nigger bitches to me about slavery I’m gonna tell him to go back to africa, live in a mud hut and starve to death.
02.20.08 at 8:40 pm
That gave me douche chills and erections.
03.21.08 at 5:14 am