STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » KID DIARRHEAS AT CHOCOLATE FACTORY

There is nothing worse than employees who follow their boss’ rules so much children explode around them and they go, “Sorry, can’t help you.” Those are the kind of employees who grow up to be managers and there is NOTHING worse than a manager.

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This entry was posted on 06.24.08 at 1:59 pm by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

5 Comments

babz Says:

I can TOTALLY picture that managers fat ass. what a cu next tues.

06.24.08 at 2:07 pm
tommy gun Says:

you mean what a cunt bitch whore? there – its settled.

06.24.08 at 2:09 pm
rights advocacy group Says:

if a business denies any child his or her bathroom privileges then it’s only fair that the child giv the sorry ass business a brand new earth tone finish

06.24.08 at 2:25 pm
Bagge Says:

I would totally shit on a floor if denied restrooms.

06.24.08 at 9:02 pm
Li Says:

Should have diarrheaed into a vat of chocolate.

06.25.08 at 6:20 am

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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