You know when you’re on acid and you’re worried you’re going to stay like that forever? This is a perfectly natural fear. In fact, when kids come back from the dentist and they’re still high that’s the first thing they ask. It’s true that there are a few cases of guys who stayed on acid forever but it’s very rare and they usually did over 10 hits at once. The best way to handle being too high is to ride that motherfucker like a roller coaster and take whatever it has to dish out. This seems to be the philosophy the tripmaster dad is taking, God bless him.
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man. daddies are the shit. it almost makes me want to be a dad and considering that i had no dad for the first 16 years of my life that says a lot.
02.03.09 at 11:09 am
I am so glad that no one is near my desk right now because that just made me laugh uncontrollably.
02.03.09 at 11:15 am
I love this.
02.03.09 at 11:19 am
Dude, what is this kid on??? I have NEVER been this stoned on ANYTHING. And this kid is easily 8 years old (older?). If I were him or his dad, I would be worrying about whether I’d be like this forever, and legitimately!
02.03.09 at 11:41 am
I believe this young fell’er is having every possible kind of drug trip simultaneously. I know toys have changed alot since my days, but kiddy drugs too? If I had known Flintstone vitamins were this great now, I would have been trying to stop Barney from stealing my fruity pebbles too, the slippery little, tubby-chubby idiot.
02.03.09 at 11:46 am
the dentist gave him pcp!
02.03.09 at 11:55 am
i wish zach galifianakis was MY dad… sheesh.
02.03.09 at 12:02 pm
and that, ladies and gentleman, is what nitrious oxide does to the non-calcified nerve endings of a 7 year old. i’m 22, and no stranger to pharma, and when i had that stuff when they gave me a crown, i was higher than i ever had or ever will be, hopefully. totally worth the 50 bucks
02.03.09 at 12:20 pm
LOLLERPOPS
02.03.09 at 12:44 pm
He’s not stoned, he’s just a Gator fan. Totally normal…
02.03.09 at 1:28 pm
that dentist should have his license revoked – the kid should have been given the freeze needle holy shit this is inapropes, albeit hilarious.
there’s a guy in a small town who never came back from acid and everyday he lurks this coffee shop and they bring him his coffee and he never pays for it he just sits and then it’s there, my friend worked at said diner and was like what the? turns out he was the smartest guy with most potential goin’ places ever then took acid with all his buds and it changed him completely his person never came back so all his old high school chums pre-pay his bill forever and ever out of guilt to this day, so sad he’s like 40+ now.
02.03.09 at 1:54 pm
ps once the mask is removed and you stop inhaling the high goes away within 15 secs
02.03.09 at 1:57 pm
i cant wait to have kids
02.03.09 at 2:43 pm
imyar, are you suggesting that his kid, who is too young to know what being high is, is faking it? because that is fucking retarded.
02.03.09 at 2:50 pm
i’m saying from my own personal experience from it once you stop breathing it in the cuckoosauce subsides and your panic attack fades away, it’s much like weed paranoia. i do not know what this kid was given however i was not a 5 year old when given the gas so who knows how it differs for children, but no i am not suggesting he’s faking at all.
02.03.09 at 3:40 pm
Maybe he’s seen tripmaster pops all loosey goosey on the mary jane
02.03.09 at 3:41 pm
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you know what’s even more innappropriate? typing “inapropes”. what a fucking douchbag
02.03.09 at 3:52 pm
Wait till he find’s Dad oxycontin.
02.03.09 at 3:57 pm
I like when he goes all Woody Allen with the hand gestures and the “Is this gonna be for-EVER?” Hnnnnnn existential.
02.03.09 at 4:21 pm
Go Gators. Trust me, everything is cool until they start chewing a hole in their lip that hurts really bad tomorrow.
02.03.09 at 4:38 pm
Iv’e never wanted to go the dentist before
02.03.09 at 6:00 pm
There’s something very weird about this guy putting this shit on the internet.
02.03.09 at 6:41 pm
inapropes is douchbag [sic] bait you little wiener.
02.03.09 at 6:56 pm
It won’t be so funny when he is doing the same trip 10 years from now going to rehab!
02.03.09 at 7:01 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXSA8Rkf0NQ
02.03.09 at 7:10 pm
How do y’all think Iggy got started?
02.03.09 at 7:58 pm
the only thing that happened to me after I got my wisdom teeth taken out was spontaneous crying
02.03.09 at 8:53 pm
fucking junkie scum
02.04.09 at 3:37 am
“you know what’s even more innappropriate? typing “inapropes”. what a fucking douchbag”
Shortening “personality” to “person” is also totally fucking lame.
02.04.09 at 12:08 pm
any other tips you fucking gits?
02.04.09 at 2:00 pm
and to say one’s person is a completely different thing than one’s personality
like having money on my person rather than on my personality
shut up
02.04.09 at 2:01 pm
LOL
except this kind of made me sad
02.04.09 at 4:14 pm
as a parent I am not saddened or freaked out by this. I do find myself hoping dad pops back and gives the little squirt a hug towards the end however.
02.04.09 at 5:15 pm
imyar is a douchie douche doucher!
02.04.09 at 5:59 pm
WOW!
02.04.09 at 6:12 pm
‘is this real life?’…beautiful.
02.05.09 at 3:33 am
that lil bitch made me hard!! wooow!!
02.05.09 at 6:51 am
@ vegan jules: yeah!! i’ve been imagining what his little boner looks like! fuck yeah!!! win!!
02.05.09 at 2:31 pm
that is a bad trip…jejeje
02.22.09 at 8:48 pm