How did this happen? Kimbo Slice is a killer. Petruzelli, a pink haired pussy, took down a 260 pound guerrilla by accident.
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yessss…been waiting for that one…
10.06.08 at 10:19 am
your sports are so better than ours.
but here, man, he just made a mistake and the fag took advantage of it and kicked like a girl, not knowing what she’s doing. cute.
10.06.08 at 10:24 am
This is so empowering for a skinny white dude like myself. Next time I get approached by some intimidating looking black man asking for my wallet, I will say; ‘You saw what happened to Kimbo this weekend? Well… …scram!!!’
10.06.08 at 10:25 am
What the fuck do you mean by accident? It was a fight and the other guy punched him when he had his guard down. How is that an accident? “Oh wait, that doesn’t count, I didn’t know he was going to try to punch me like that, do-over.” Kimbo Slice has made a name for himself wailing on people who are so far beneath his skill level, the only accident is that anybody thought his maudlin fighting techniques would translate against an actual professional.
10.06.08 at 10:58 am
he shaved his tit
10.06.08 at 11:01 am
14 seconds. shit.
I WANNA THANK EVERYONE FOR COMING OUT. IT WAS UNEXPECTED…
ITS ALL GOOD MAN, WE’RE STILL GUNNA HAVE THE AFTER PARTY AT ART BAR HOLLATCHYA BOY
10.06.08 at 11:06 am
Buster Douglas knocked out Tyson in 1990, and nobody but hardcore fans gave two shits about it. Tyson remained world-famous and a box office monster even after being spanked by such an underdog. He was totally exposed as being one-dimensional, and nobody really cared.
Oh, and that was such a flash KO and the picture of a lucky punch. Kimbo is might not even be a top-50 HW, but he would wreck homeboy in a rematch.
10.06.08 at 11:07 am
^ felicia
hahahahaha did you see the pre-fights? The reporter would ask a lengthy, substantive question, and Kimbo woudl just reply, “thas wassup” or “…hey, it is what it is” hahahahaha
10.06.08 at 11:09 am
does that dude have a tramp stamp?
10.06.08 at 11:30 am
fuck kimbo, he got famous beating up nigger chumps at bbq’s. of course he’s going to loose against trained athletes. Petruzelli isn’t even the best that weight class has to offer.
10.06.08 at 11:37 am
gavin has a tramp stamp
10.06.08 at 11:37 am
maurice del taco —no, i didn’t see the pre-fights. i have a vagina, so i normally don’t watch these matches unless someone points out something interesting.
“it is what it is” …I can just picture that guy shaking his head saying that. hilarioussss
10.06.08 at 12:40 pm
@ .
hey drama queen lick my balls ok ?
don’t you just see, the cute boy with pink hair punches like a coed ?
10.06.08 at 12:42 pm
“This is so empowering for a skinny white dude like myself.”
Sadly, this is more empowering for douchebags everywhere.
10.06.08 at 1:35 pm
He’s the GREAT BLACK HYPE. See what I did there?
This was inevitable. He shouldn’t be headlining cards when he has no experience in the sport. But he also would never turn down that main event money. People knew he sucked when it took him 3 rounds to beat that other can James Thompson.
10.06.08 at 1:36 pm
Not much on irony-detection, are we, “Shadowy Figure”?
10.06.08 at 1:52 pm
This is all a part of the great Go game in the sky between Shaft and Evil Superman; Kimbo gets knocked out, O.J. goes to jail (finally), and us coloreds get a president.
What, y’all thought J.L Chestnut, Isaac Hayes and Bo Diddley were a coincidence?
10.06.08 at 2:31 pm
I’m sorry Cunte, but I can’t allow that deal to pass until you throw in a few superstar white running backs and the re-emergence of rock and roll as a cultural force to be reckoned with. I’d also like to see Kelly Pavlik beat the living hell out of Bernard “I’ll never lose to a white boy” Hopkins. Until then, McCain’s miraculous, last minute comeback is still a go.
10.06.08 at 3:20 pm
White boy Joe Calzaghe already beat Bernard Hopkins. And Calzaghe was the white boy Hopkins was referring to when he made that statement.
10.06.08 at 3:23 pm
It is what it is. Pinky got a good punch, and i’m sure luck had a bit to do with it. None of the punches that followed had any force behind them. He got so excited he was throwing the inside of his fist at Kimbo’s shoulder. I’m not defending Kimbo, but that fight sucked!
10.06.08 at 3:26 pm
I’m loving how the word nigger is flagrantly tossed around here. Same kids are voting for Obama most likely. You guys are class.
10.06.08 at 4:33 pm
But he’s my boy! No KIMBO! NOOOOOO!!!!!!
10.06.08 at 4:37 pm
Are you kidding me? Has nobody actually let the thought enter their minds? THIS WAS A PROFESSIONAL DIVE! Do you know how many people bet against Pinky? Do you know how much money was lost the other night. I’ve seen all Kimbo’s fights. All of them. This wasn’t real. He got paid, Pinky got paid, and the orders came from on high. End of story.
10.06.08 at 4:42 pm
You spelled “gorilla” incorrectly.
10.06.08 at 5:02 pm
You idiots. There’s no such thing as a lucky punch in the pro fight game. There’s just some sub-par dumb ass dropping his guard and getting jawed by a guy who knows how to exploit an opening. If Petruzelli hadn’t messed his shit up, then King Kong a-long-a-ding-dong would have been lucky to not get his shit knocked out. You see what I’m saying? You can cry luck all day long, but it doesn’t matter, the big chump got used by pink boy. Look for Kimbo to be making his next professional appearance as a dryer at your local car wash.
And for those of you who think the fix was in, that’s cool, but there’s a whole case backlog of fixed fights going back to Dempsey-Tunney II through many of Ali’s fights, all the way up to the current world of sugar boy fighting as exemplified by Mayweather and De la Hoya. You might also want to look into the refereeing in all of the championship series that Michael Jordan won with the Bulls along with a few, if not all of the Super Bowls ever played, and that’s just a start.
10.06.08 at 5:32 pm
that was the dumest FIGHT EVER
like Kimbo couldn’t take a few punches?! like he didn’t take punches previously all throughout his lifetime?! DOUBLE-YOU TEE EFF ?!?!???!!!
fucken ref should be lynched, just’sayin’
10.06.08 at 6:01 pm
fuckin staged ass dive… and it’s “gorilla” holmes.
10.06.08 at 6:27 pm
He shoulda shaved both his tits
10.06.08 at 6:50 pm
Yeah, this spook really needs to work on how to convincingly throw a fight…
10.06.08 at 6:55 pm
Finally.
10.06.08 at 9:36 pm
That’s what happens when you refuse to touch gloves at the start of the fight.
10.07.08 at 1:12 am
extra extra
this just in! avenged sevenfold knocks kimbo slice out
10.07.08 at 2:05 am
extra extra
this just in! avenged sevenfold knocks kimbo slice out. this is one small step for man, one giant leap for nu metal
10.07.08 at 2:08 am
What’s up with the colored guy’s left titty? I turned it off, because I don’t want to watch two men bump dicks.
10.07.08 at 2:41 am
hey vanessa, your sentences are too long and sooo clever, i cannot read them through. please, write less, it hoyts me eyes.
10.07.08 at 3:26 am
I think Vane$$a is the only thing good about this post. Very ‘Street Boner-y’. I don’t necessarily feel empowered by this, though. I don’t know much about Mr. Bitch Tits, and I don’t know how much I can relate to him. I can, however, relate to Kimbo because I, too, like chicken. To conclude, I would still give a scary black my wallet if he decided it was his.
10.07.08 at 7:42 am
most of you seem to overlook the illegal hits to the back of the neck area. once kimbo was down and dude hit him from behind, the ref was supposed to step in. one of the commentators, frank shamrock, was disqualified from 2 fights for doing the same thing and said nothing. this shit is so far down in the thread, i doubt it gets read, and even still, i’m sure the “well it’s full contact…” or whatever gay excuse anyone could come up with will soon follow… (if anyone reads this)… oh well… so much for the rules and regulations of savagery…
10.07.08 at 8:26 am
“extra extra
this just in! avenged sevenfold knocks kimbo slice out”
THAT was the funniest thing so far!
10.07.08 at 9:27 am
I couldn’t say it better than my friend Nick Bougas already has:
“Ultimate Fighting is absolutely the gayest form of combat ever devised. Thirty seconds of standing toe-to-toe and circling followed by twenty minutes of snuggling, grinding and hunching on the mat. They ought to just call it ‘kickfucking’ and be done with it.”
10.07.08 at 10:59 am
Would a fixed fight last only 14 seconds? Think about it. If you throw a fight, you go down in the third.
10.07.08 at 12:50 pm
kimbo is a no talent piece of shit that thinks he can fight. he’s jacked, no doubt but he has zero skill.
09.28.09 at 6:35 pm
It isn’t a “lucky punch” if Kimbo isn’t defending himself properly. Awful fight. Neither guy prepared for it. Pink hair dude wasn’t impressive, but that’s not entirely his fault.
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