STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » KIRK CAMERON + BANANAS = ACCIDENTALLY SEXY

KIRK CAMERON + BANANAS = ACCIDENTALLY SEXY

Cameron has been on the born-again tip since his final days on Growing Pains. He married the first girl he dated and they maybe didn’t figure out the whole penis-in-the-vagina thing for quite some time because they adopted four kids before his wife Chelsea Noble finally pooped one out herself, 10 years after they got hitched. His naivety about sexual relations is evidenced in this clip from his Creationism video series for his ministry The Way of the Master. Did they completely just not get the pile of double entendres amassed in this one-minute clip?

BTW, I thought Evangelicals were always trying to say that we aren’t descendants of monkeys. Doesn’t this banana video sort of fit in with Darwinian theory? Or maybe I’ve just been brainwashed by the government because I wasn’t home schooled.

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6 Comments

Glove slap Says:

What in the fuck? So nobody watched them rehearse this? Does reading the bible do this to people?

06.12.08 at 10:32 am
The Loomis Parallax Says:

look at kirk giggling at the end
he totally gets it

what a shithead

06.12.08 at 10:58 am
Dr. Henry C. Twittles Says:

Devout “anti-evolution” types have been making this argument for years. What you guys need to do is dig up the video where they use a jar of peanut butter to disprove the big bang and the primordial soup. bananas and peanut butter, disproving evolution.

06.12.08 at 2:00 pm
quoz Says:

I love this scientific approach
I’m converted!!

06.12.08 at 4:59 pm
IceBaby Says:

What about the grapefruit fuckhead? You have to saw one of those in half just to get it’s highly acidic juice from pulp to mouth!

06.12.08 at 5:56 pm
wetback Says:

i like the other guy laughing the whole time

06.13.08 at 10:13 pm

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