STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » KRISTEN WIIG’S FUNNIEST SNL MOMENTS

Saturday Night Live sucks because Lorne Michaels is an ass and he won’t let anyone stray from the script. Since they change the script right up until minutes before the show, nobody can possibly memorize their lines. The end result is this totally awkward dialogue where nobody is looking at each other. Who talks like that? What are you blind? Hey, my eyes are over here. What are you looking at?

When somebody can overcome this and actually deliver laughs it’s like a guy with a tiny dick fucking the shit out of a fat chick and making her cum. Kristen Wiig is one of these fuckers. Did you ever see the one she did with Alec Baldwin where he kept saying inappropriate things? Can’t find the video but here’s the transcript.

Bitch is FUCKING hilarious. Here’s 10 examples of her greatness.

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9 Comments

Jenny K Says:

Wiig moved to New York with her husband who is also a stand up comedian. Within a few weeks it became obvious her career was skyrocketing and he wasn’t going anywhere. No relationship can last that. How do you blow a guy who’s making less money than you? It doesn’t feel right. Within a few months they were divorced. I think he went back home. Sad.

10.20.08 at 11:42 am
srsly Says:

the comedic genius of, not kristen wiig but alec baldwin

10.20.08 at 3:01 pm
Blobby Digital Says:

where’s that epic feature on your favorite FRIENDS episodes you were promising??

10.20.08 at 3:06 pm
Meowzy Says:

HERE IS THE CARPOOL SKETCH

http://kristenwiigfan.com/carpoolvid.php

10.20.08 at 4:30 pm
Meowzy Says:

10.20.08 at 4:33 pm
a lady Says:

i love her too! coolio!

10.20.08 at 7:46 pm
Applejacks Says:

So… Canadians can’t watch the videos. Racist

10.20.08 at 9:28 pm
Jimmy Says:

I didn’t realize Canadian was a race.

10.21.08 at 12:51 am
Applejacks Says:

Well, now you know.

10.21.08 at 7:31 pm

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