STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LAST FORTNIGHT OF DAVID CROSS TOUR

Seven more shows bitches. There’s a post about it on Comedy Central’s blog which manages to convey how good the show is without giving away any of the jokes. David’s been taking HUGE shits on Hasids recently and they really get a reaming in his book, which I like because those fuckers made Kent ~~St.~~ Avenue [thanks, dapwell] a one way and now you have to wait like, ten minutes to get a across it.

-GAVIN

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11 Comments

Whampy Says:

Couldn’t get coke last night so I took five Adderall and now I’m still up, pulling out my hair and chugging whiskey mixed with water in an old salsa jar. Good morning, everyone, from a disgusting piece of shit!

10.07.09 at 10:02 am
JuCIFER Says:

YOU’RE A ROCKSTAR DUDE, DON’T GO TO SLEEP TODAY.

10.07.09 at 11:21 am
biff Says:

hitler gave man jews tatoos. so what does david do? he gives himself a tatoo of hitler. fuck that kid is counter-culture.

10.07.09 at 12:31 pm
dapwell Says:

Kent AVENUE my dude, not Street

10.07.09 at 1:00 pm
Arv Says:

@dapwell: There’s a Kent Street in Brooklyn too. I don’t know which one the Hasids converted into a one way though …

10.07.09 at 1:10 pm
Dork Says:

My pant are getting tight!

10.07.09 at 1:17 pm
tommy gun Says:

lmao @whampy

10.07.09 at 4:12 pm
just a cunt hair away Says:

David Cross is so edgy.

10.07.09 at 5:02 pm
j-boz Says:

@just a cunt, By edgy do you mean a guy that’s really into “edging”? if so then possibly yes, i care to dare that one of the pocket linings in that pic is absent O.o

10.08.09 at 12:08 am
dapwell Says:

@arv: yeah the kent street’s in greenpoint, kent ave’s the one way

10.08.09 at 1:17 am
Arv Says:

@dapwell: Noted.

10.08.09 at 12:12 pm

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