STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LAST NIGHT’S PARTY: BONER ALERT!

Not sure what it is but this little short short jump suit is destroying us. Especially the part where the buttons are holding on for dear life. If she’s wearing any kind of heels / sock scenario* we’re moving to Iran. It would almost be better for her to have sandals or something shitty on. At least then we could get on with our lives.

*Like, short socks with any kind of high heels or boots with a heel** where the socks are just peeking out.

**Not stiletto heels, those are for Paris Hilton B&T trash. And not big, fat, clunky, heels either. Something in between. Like what Joanna Newsom would wear.

Previous Boner Alerts from LNP:

The best argument for bangs since Alicia Keys in Smokin’ Aces (yes we called her a retard but we’re not blind)
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LNP3

Blonde Jewy broad with perfect mounds
LNP4
LNP5

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10 Comments

muthafutha Says:

i admire the blond’s tenacity for self promotion. any pics of the gurler in black and white?

05.09.08 at 4:10 pm
DOING Says:

that’s the sound of my boner I’m an owner. gavin what does your wife say.. serious I need advice

05.09.08 at 5:40 pm
i like girls Says:

since when do bangs require an argument?

05.09.08 at 11:46 pm
Shadowy Figure Says:

I’m really starting to get sick of this whole scene.

05.10.08 at 1:44 pm
Shadowy Faggot Says:

I’m really starting to get sick of sucking two dicks at a time

05.10.08 at 9:49 pm
DOING Says:

hey I like girls, even though your comment had nothing to do with my question it answered it..

Since When Do Bangs Require An Argument? fuckles have I frittered away my twenties being loyal to my loving mare.. nay corse I am the kind of guy that will be sucking on nineteen year old tits every year on the year til thA DAY A DIE MAMMY

05.10.08 at 10:30 pm
dog Says:

a lonely asshole whistles in space

05.10.08 at 10:46 pm
The Publics Says:

Where did this go down???? fuckin’ rippin party pics dudes, keep up the good work.

05.12.08 at 2:29 am
Moran Says:

http://www.viceland.com/int/dd.php?id=265

05.15.08 at 3:56 pm
Ben Says:

Moran…GREAT memory!

I KNEW that she looked familiar, I just couldn’t place it.

Wow

05.22.08 at 12:50 pm

STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

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