Everyone seems to be making fun of ICP and their new video and I gotta say. I am dubious of all this anti-Juggalo shit. It reminds me of Palin-bashing or people making fun Larry the Cable Guy. Rich people hate white trash. Jocks hate nerds. City folk think they’re better than the Midwest.
Maybe it’s because I got picked on by the JAPs in high school like a Long Island version of Mean Girls but when I see ICP I see the wimpy kids of single mothers getting made fun of because the name on their used clothing is someone else’s. Watching this video gave me chills and they weren’t douche ones. Sure it’s incredibly naïve and they sound uneducated but it’s fucking honest and none of you too-cool-for-school assholes are capable of even a fraction of this vulnerability. Hating juggalos is for football players and cheerleaders. I hope you’re proud of the company you keep.
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stfu alot of people hate icp who arent rich. like you know, non retards
04.08.10 at 8:57 pm
ICP is horrible. That is not some I hate the middle bullshit. Musically they are shit. Hating juggalos is hating people you glorify steaming shit. Look it up.
04.08.10 at 9:01 pm
people WHO glorify steaming shit…excuse my mistake.
04.08.10 at 9:02 pm
There is nothing either honest or naive about a bunch of cliches piled on top of one another. It’s just bad.
04.08.10 at 9:13 pm
icp rules. just shot a pilot with them. those guys just have a great energy. you obviously take everything a little too seriously??? if you hate icp and felt the need to correct yourself on a fucking blog comment section. not everything has to be art house/school.
04.08.10 at 9:15 pm
Now I don’t know all that much about these duds other than the fact that they’re STILL around after all these years and that for sure their music sucks, at least evidenced by this vid, but OMG the video is sick! And gotta hand it to them with wordplay like…
“Water, fire, air and dirt. Fucking magnets who do they work?”
GENIUS.
04.08.10 at 9:16 pm
I know where you’re coming from. Poor, uneducated, white Americans are the ripest targets of scorn (for basically the whole world).
It is sad and unfortunate that many like to get their yucks from people who are born into such shitty lives.
But at the same time, juggaloes sort of should be made fun of.
With the exception of their emphasis on ‘unity,’ it’s not as though they have any sort of laudable values or philosophy or sense of aesthetics.
Not that I would know of course, since all of my senses and social instincts are screaming at me to stay the fuck away from the ‘dark carnival’ or whatever.
Also, for fucks sake, just look at the video you posted.
04.08.10 at 9:22 pm
if that music video doesn’t make you laugh there’s something wrong with you.
04.08.10 at 9:23 pm
being anti-anti-juggalo is just as old and tired as being anti-juggalo. stop posting shit articles
04.08.10 at 9:25 pm
And just to clarify, I realize that being poor and uneducated doesn’t necessarily mean that you’re a fan of ICP or you have a shitty life. Or that if you’re a fan of ICP you have a shitty life and are poor.
All that said, as a general rule ICP is ‘white trash’ incarnate. And ‘white trash’ is the one social class in this country that can’t get no love. Even though many don’t deserve the hate.
04.08.10 at 9:30 pm
That’s cute.
You’re wrong, but it’s cute.
04.08.10 at 9:34 pm
This video is hilarious because ICP is supposed to be fucking hardcore, this is softer than a fag’s dick around a pair of tits. Marshmallows.
04.08.10 at 9:39 pm
If you can’t make fun of a song that has a line about a pelican stealing a cell phone…… Then what exactly can you make fun of? Damn let me mock the JNCO wearing, faygo f
drinkers in peace
04.08.10 at 9:47 pm
WELL THANK’S TO DONNA DELIVA FOR TAKING A STRONG STAND AND RIGHTCHEOUS TO DEFEND THE VALUE’S OF TRUE AMERICAN’S WHOM DO’NT CARE ABOTU WHAT THE COASTEL ELITE’S TELL THEM THEY SHOUDL LIKE. WELL I’M SORRY IF I.C.P. IS’NT ‘ARIEL PINK THE HAUNTED MERMAID’ BUT MILLION’S OF AMERICAN’S BELEIVE IN IT. WE SHOUDL RESPECT THEY’RE BELEIVES BECASUE IF YOU CA’NT DREAM IN AMERICA, YOU AI’NT GOT NOTHIN’G. SOME POEPLE THEIR WORTH TAKING A RIGHTCHEOUS AND STRONG STAND FOR
WELL ANY WAYS ‘LARRY THE CABEL GUY’ LITTERALLY CAME FROM NOTHING AND HE ACTUALLEY WAS A CABEL GUY, JUST LIKE I.C.P. ACTUALLEY WHERE CIRCUS CLOWN’S, FOR A TIME
04.08.10 at 10:21 pm
There’s a rationale to hating ICP. Some people (idiots) don’t hate them, but honestly, there’s a rationale.
04.08.10 at 10:37 pm
JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) hit it right on the nose speaking the TRUTH about this issue! I’m glad you’re back JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL)!
04.08.10 at 10:41 pm
Oh I see what you mean. You’re saying that making fun of juggalos is wrong in the same way that it is wrong to make fun of retarded people, right?
04.08.10 at 11:01 pm
Icp is the best band ever. If you actively hate on them your a retard and you are not in on the joke.
Fook off.
04.08.10 at 11:27 pm
People of intelligence,in general,hate white trash. Rich people hate white trash because all they do is consume and contribute nothing,except for bullshit like ICP. Poor people hate white trash because they make all poor people look bad. That about covers it I think.
04.08.10 at 11:31 pm
Hating Sarah Palin is not about hating white trash. It is, among many things, about hating Palin’s glamorization of stupidity. Taking pride in being dumb is a quality that transcends class.
04.09.10 at 12:51 am
That’s it–this year I am going to The Gathering, and there will be nothing ironic about it.
04.09.10 at 1:29 am
when he rhymed fog and dog i was like oooooh daaaaaaaaaamn
04.09.10 at 1:50 am
the solo at the end of this is off the chainnn
04.09.10 at 2:36 am
this gave me a hard-on!
04.09.10 at 2:50 am
@ Holy Shit – fuck you! You made me watch the whole thing so I could check out the solo. This was terrible and terribly amusing. On the other hand, the ICP boys (what are their names?) have been around forever, probably have more money and get more pussy than I’ll see in ten lifetimes, and can presumably walk down the street unmolested when they’re not wearing their makeup. Good luck to them.
04.09.10 at 2:51 am
yeah dude this video is fucking ridiculous because you can tell they are still trying to be super tough but can’t help being all sensitive about shit. “there’s magic all up in this bitch”??? (best line). the fat one seems totally reformed from adolescent rage because from being made fun of in highschool but the little skinny one is still super pissed.
im a poor youth in a coastal city but do you know why i hate the midwest and why I hate the fact that they’re catering to this audience? Just take one of the stupidest lyrics of the entire song, “and I hate scientists because theyre always lying”: ok lets think for a minute the shit what scientists “lie” about according to the midwest: evolution, environmentalism, issues surrounding abortion. No one is talking about scientists lying about fucking Newtonian physics. The whole videos like, “unity, miracles, jesus white outfits, lying scientists”. While these ideas are accepted by poor white trash, the agenda is pushed forth by college educated, intelligent and manipulative politicians and corporations and I hate their gay fucking guts.
04.09.10 at 4:07 am
ICP alone make about $32 million every year, so make fun of them all you want, but just remember they’ve lived a more fun, successful and fulfilling life than your cynical faggot hipster life could ever dream of.
04.09.10 at 4:50 am
“Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?” HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAH!
04.09.10 at 4:56 am
How are you stupid for making fun of them just because they’ve been somewhat successful at what they do. They made their money off a mountain of shit that is derided by almost everyone outside of their fanbase. The ‘legacy’ they’ll leave will be forever rooted in the worst aspects of poor white trash midwest America, and made fun of by everyone else.
Except for this video. This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.
04.09.10 at 5:24 am
I’m all for the positive message and that, but this song is fucking terrible, doesn’t get any more complicated than that.
04.09.10 at 6:47 am
what does this have to do with poor people? this has to do with being embarrassing and looking like crap. you judge people all the fucking time with your street boners and some of those are middle class, and some of those are working class, this is exactly the same.
04.09.10 at 7:11 am
This might be considered hating, but I was surprised to hear these two goofs are still around. How long can you make a career based on dressing like Mexican wrestlers and spraying soda pop on a crowd?
04.09.10 at 9:07 am
I kind of get what he’s saying about magnets though. Scientists will tell you shit like “All their protons are pointing in the same direction so they repel or attract based on how you face them” but then I go, “Yeah but why?” They don’t know. Those things are a miracle. He’s right.
http://www.coolmagnetman.com/maghow.htm
“there is a lot about magnets at the atomic level that isn’t known”
Not one of the people who laughed at that quote has a CLUE how magnets work.
04.09.10 at 9:34 am
yeah but have you seen their teeth?!
04.09.10 at 10:17 am
yes, they definitely researched how magnets are an inexplicable miracle before they said “and I dont want to talk to a scientist, y’all are lyin’, gettin’ me pissed”
so bright, these guys.
and this comment: “none of you too-cool-for-school assholes are capable of even a fraction of this vulnerability.”?? why are you so anti-too-cool-for-school assholes? I like being a too-cool-for-school asshole because school is for fools – wait a goddamn second. Insane Clown Posse ARE too-cool-for-school assholes because they dont give a FUCK about school OR scientists OR fucking magnets!! fuck yeah these guys are AWESOME!!!
04.09.10 at 10:18 am
Gavin wrote the lyrics, funded and directed this heap of shit.. next week he will throw it on some DVD and try to sell it.
04.09.10 at 10:20 am
Yeah but… Fuckin’ magnets, how do they work?
04.09.10 at 10:22 am
“Fuckin magnets, how do they work!!” Arrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!! That’s the funniest shit i’ve EVER heard in the 30 years of my life!! That dude is dead serious!!!
04.09.10 at 10:23 am
Just read the comments… I see i wasn’t the only one blown away by the magnets!! How DO they work?!?!
04.09.10 at 10:25 am
I think they raise a good point about magnets.
04.09.10 at 10:30 am
you should try to get ICP on totally 4 teens
04.09.10 at 10:34 am
Magnets ARE confusing. I guess I’ll go with Donna, if these guys represent the poor, then I don’t think I’m too into poor people. I’m gonna stick with stuff like this.
04.09.10 at 10:43 am
its amazing that the fat icp still finds time to create new music while hosting his hit fodo network tv show, ‘diners, drive-ins and dives’.
04.09.10 at 11:43 am
Donna, you’re an idiot.
Cuz you know what ICP’s all about
Take a brick off the street
And bust you in the mouth
Find the girl’s daddy’s rich
And his sweet little angel’s my sewer freak bitch
But I filled the turkey up with the stuffing
Like Billy Bill say, “a bitch ain’t nothing”
Grab her by the arm and break
Grab her by the life and take it
04.09.10 at 11:51 am
environmentalism isn’t science you twat. it’s careerism for aimless do-gooders.
04.09.10 at 11:52 am
also wtf does abortion have to do with scientists? arggggh you’re stupid.
04.09.10 at 11:53 am
GQ’s comment was the greatest ever.
04.09.10 at 12:00 pm
http://tinyurl.com/ycsqrcd
04.09.10 at 12:54 pm
does anybody have any idea of how many juggalo there are these days? how are they doing compared to scientologists or the amish?
04.09.10 at 1:05 pm
pretty sure now the reason why people are making a crack up at the race riots here is not the fact they’re white guys dressed in all white dressed as clowns, its the fact that there white guys dressed dressed in all white dressed as clowns trying to rap in speaky speak. you don’t have to be high to look in the sky.
04.09.10 at 1:19 pm
was this a P.S.A. ?
magic is everywhere bitch
04.09.10 at 1:31 pm
Can just a normal guy go kill himself again or whatever, Jesus.
04.09.10 at 2:18 pm
I think this was just to draw everyone off-sides. Subby is prob laughing his/her ass off right now.
04.09.10 at 2:31 pm
remember when Three Six Mafia did that collaboration with ICP?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNY7lzp1ho0
04.09.10 at 2:35 pm
It’s all around you, you don’t even know it! Shit’s crazy. Do you notice and recognize miracles? Rainbows, feeding fish to pelicans…
Come on, guys.
04.09.10 at 2:40 pm
Those “wimpy kids of single mothers” end up hitting their fat girlfriends in their heads with baseball bats. True Story. They’ll also steal your pants while you’re in gym class then wear them to school the next day. Another true story.
04.09.10 at 2:48 pm
IRONIC JUGGALO!!!! I KNEW IT WAS COMING!!! I TOLD U ALL BUT U WOULDN’T LISTEN!!!!
04.09.10 at 3:35 pm
GQ’s source for his magnet comment is “coolmagnetman.com”. I am really struck by the validity of this academic source.
Seriously though, I watched this video for the jollies too but I resent being told I’m a liar for being a scientist. I always felt like I understood magnets well enough some of you ruined it for the rest of you; I’m not going to explain them now!
04.09.10 at 4:38 pm
@OMGzilla: I didn’t say that a person is stupid for making fun of them. It’s fun making fun of them, but complaining about and constantly making fun of them is just silly goosery and a waste of time.
04.09.10 at 5:05 pm
Fuck. this is good
04.09.10 at 5:27 pm
the song, the video, all of the comments. so good
04.09.10 at 5:29 pm
“15,000 Juggalos together”
are there really that many Juggalos? that’s the size of a small town. Juggalo Junction.
04.09.10 at 5:49 pm
Magic everywhere in this bitch. Fuckin’ A. Fuckin’ Grade A Kitsch.
This is Good. I mean it made me fucking smile – all of you make me smile. Geezus I think this video just gave me a natural high!
04.09.10 at 6:46 pm
how magnets work (it’s really straight-forward): http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnetism
04.09.10 at 7:09 pm
This is basically a call to read the bible. There’s miracles all up in this bitch.
04.09.10 at 7:11 pm
yall so stupid, magnets work cause theyre faggots for metal. doyieeee.
04.09.10 at 9:27 pm
I hope these guys don’t make anywhere near 32 million dollars a year while Jim Goad is reduced to releasing Iphone footage of fights on MARTA, oh well.
04.10.10 at 12:42 am
Is it un-PC if I think every last Creationist should be shot in the forehead?
04.10.10 at 4:44 am
could be good or not but its fucking relevant http://www.cracked.com/blog/learn-your-motherfuckin-science-with-the-icp
04.10.10 at 6:40 am
Oooh 69 comments. very saucy. Oh shit, I ruined it.
04.10.10 at 10:12 am
This is the sort of artistry Aesop Rock has been working towards.
04.10.10 at 10:12 am
are you out of your fucking mind? this site exists to judge people solely on their APPEARANCES. Insane Clown Posse both say stupid shit AND look completely ridiculous. “I hope you’re proud of the company you keep.”? That sort of self-righteous crap can be applied to this entire website with the same disapproving smirk.
And ICP aren’t capable of much sincere vulnerability either, because they swear in every other line to prove to their base that they haven’t lost their edge.
04.10.10 at 1:31 pm
Uh, Sarah Palin is borderline retarded, larry the cable guy is lowest common denominator and ICP is tasteless trash. So what if I’m white and rich, can’t I call them like they are? I don’t get your point.
04.10.10 at 11:53 pm
Holy fucking god that was horrible!!! haha
04.11.10 at 8:06 pm
hahahahahaha icp suck.
04.12.10 at 3:06 am
FUCKING MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK?
04.12.10 at 3:41 am
“Tootsie-tootsie pumpkin pie
Looks like ya got nut in your eye
My fault, I didn’t notice, you was still there
Now go and wash that shit out your hair, bitch
I need a girl not afraid to bone
Even if her mommas and pops is still home
And if her daddy suddenly walks in
He just might see me my nuts on his daughter’s chin”
(random ICP lyrics found on internet)
FEEL THE MAGIC (In your eye. And hair.). I am such a classist, really, because what about dudes who wear clown make-up and want to come on my eyeballs in front of my parents ISN’T amazing? How could I have been so blind? I must find the closest mall food court and make it up to them.
04.12.10 at 9:54 am
here’s a verse from the extended version:
miracles are all around, i’ll convince you of it
how the fuck does my stomach turn food into shit
and when i flush the toilet my shit just disappears
try to explaining that in a million years
i see ships in bottles, how’d they fit those holes?
some bar b ques work with nothing but coles
and how do scarecrows, scare off crows?
my mom can’t even tell me, and she’s the smartest bitch i know
some magician made me to choose a card
and you know what he did? it was super hard
he took my card back from me, and mixed back in the deck
and what happened next? yo man what the heck!
without knowing what my card was, he found it first try
yo that shit is heavy, and as deep as the sky
fuckin’ helicopters, how the fuck do they work?
and fuckin’ fridges, how the fuck to they work?
so many things, that i don’t know how the fuck they work
and we’ll never know how, cause i ain’t captain muthafuckin’ kirk
I BELIEVE IN MIRACLES, yeea bitch we live in a word of all kinds of unexplainable shit! and fuck scientists! they just piss me off. go fuck yourself fuckin’ scientific ass bitches!!
04.13.10 at 1:40 am
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/04/10/learn-fin-science-wi.html
04.13.10 at 8:51 pm
Since when does stupidity trump honesty? I am in no way “cool” and these douche’s in no way shape or form represent me nor do I feel any affinity for the years they’ve spent thinking about me, the little guy, from their lofty towers of the empire they’ve created overcharging people for the propaganda of ignorance.
This is SHIT. This is Sarah Palins Merica, this is inteligent design, the tea party, the quiver full movement, the fight against health care reform, the support to invade a country with no wmd’s, the refusal to believe in evolution and the success of twilight.
This is the penultimate representation of utter FAIL. The only thing more embarrassing than the fact that they have fans is the fans themselves, which prove the reality of de-evolution, which includes you for writing this abysmal tripe.
Ignore these fucktards before they infect you any more than they already have.
04.20.10 at 2:39 am
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05.06.10 at 10:01 am
I really wish Rachel Maddow would peg me and Michael Moore could make a documentary of it. It would be called ‘The Bible, Part II.’
05.06.10 at 3:27 pm
I’m A Juggalo; I’ve Been Down For The Past 4 Years. You All Just Don’t Understand, Hell. You Think We’re All Low Lifes Who Lay Around And Do Drugs And Shrug Off Responsibilities? I Have A 4 Year Scholarship To ANY Washington College, Forget Stereo Types And Open Your Eyes. Realize That Beyond The Dumb Assholes Who Ruin The Juggalo Name. Most Of Us Are GOOD People, With Jobs, Who Go To School, Who Are CLEAN SOBER People. Hell, Most The Time I Think The Rest Of Society Needs To Chill Out.
06.20.10 at 4:55 pm
You got chills from a fucking ICP video? I see all the worst elements of every different kind of white trash; methheads, numetal, mall goth, wannabe, hillbilly, etc, all FUSED INTO ONE HORRID ENTITY within ICP. It’s the end all of white trash, and I cannot stand for anyone defending it.
08.03.10 at 1:01 pm
sounds like ICP might be sober now or something.
08.03.10 at 1:35 pm
Magic everywhere in this BITCH!
08.05.10 at 5:03 pm
That was the funniest thing I have ever read on the internet in my entire life! I hope you all choke on each others shit.
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