In the woman scene, it’s considered tacky to be into Mariah Carey but this is the same half of the population that wants to spend $10,000 on a handbag. Sorry ladies, we like her. In fact, you could make an entire career in porn by looking a tiny bit like her. Her thighs are the perfect size and the thought of having our head crushed by them is enough to make my boner bawl its eye out.
Via here.
PS: This reminded me of that awesome video where Mary Carey’s shitfaced and talking about life as a sober person. She’s attractive, I guess, but she’s no Mariah …
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CONE LEGS
Plus the whole facial deformation thing, that tries to cover her left side with hair.
11.05.09 at 12:55 pm
diapers
11.05.09 at 1:21 pm
Derek Jeter used to do her…in her career prime!
11.05.09 at 1:47 pm
dude, mariah is the female dave navarro. she can’t be clothed. no good!… I mean I am so offended by this post! DO BETTER free website entertainment!
11.05.09 at 2:10 pm
if i had thighs like mariah’s i would jump down a flight of stairs. so i would have to have my jaw wired shut.
11.05.09 at 2:11 pm
Mary Carey goes to LA Fitness in Universal City with her Ed Hardy-ish boyfriend (not the one on Celebrity Rehab but another Affliction a-hole).
Mary Carey is in the bottom 1% of hotness at LA Fitness Universal City – in face and body. There are 50 year old women there hotter than her. She looks sad and washed up, and like she at least 35 (but I know she is younger than that). I feel sorry for her.
Mariah on the other hand, is amazing – you gotta see her in person – she owns any room she walks into. She is the definition of plus size hot.
11.05.09 at 2:15 pm
OK I’ll give Mariah this: She looks like she has a real FAT CAT.
11.05.09 at 2:20 pm
for approaching 40, she has an okay body.
but she looks like a mom trying too hard in that picture. heels to the beach? is this a music video?
11.05.09 at 2:37 pm
Yes, it probably was a music video.
11.05.09 at 3:09 pm
three words
cathy. lee. gifford.
http://media.hollyscoop.com/BlogImages/68134088—kathy_lee_gifford.jpg
nope, not feeling it.
she is one of the few hollywood stars that i feel a strong need to punch in the throat. gotdamnitt what an epitome of corniness!
11.05.09 at 3:17 pm
holy shit cathy lee gifford comparison! that is scary, and dead on.
I do appreciate Kyle Mcinnes appreciating thick thighs.
11.05.09 at 3:23 pm
Hahaha, “Lezebel”. Nice one.
11.05.09 at 3:31 pm
I wish I had the job of
oiling up those thighs every day.
11.05.09 at 5:49 pm
GUNT
11.05.09 at 6:28 pm
Those thighs spell out N – F- L
11.05.09 at 7:22 pm
she is my
reverse-thinspo
amazing voice, terrible legs. like mine.
11.05.09 at 8:15 pm
mariah in the “honey” video was like the gateway drug in high school that got me off white girls with flat asses and into ethnically ambiguous chicks with big hips. she still looks great.
11.05.09 at 10:11 pm
i’m with wack-boy, big up to mariah carey’s still-delicious thighs. i freely admit to yanking my chicken while watching ‘glitter’ and her ‘music videos’. it’s tricky though, you gotta finish rubbing it out before reality comes over and reminds you that she is an obnoxious psycho in real life.
11.05.09 at 10:40 pm
Meh, mariah carey? i dunno, i’d need a few beers me.
And i’d feel weird if my mates saw me…ugh.
11.06.09 at 10:20 am
She still looks great. However, it doesn’t help her cause on this site, since she outweighs the majority of the male commentators by a good 30 lbs.
11.06.09 at 3:38 pm