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War is a bad trip. Hell, even fern bar fights can make the most devout proponents of violence wobbly for a few days. But reading David Bellavia’s, account of battling jihadist jacked to the gills on epinephrine in the bowels of Iraq has lead me the only imaginable conclusion: “Allahu Mat.” (God is dead.) Apologies to Nietzsche, Muhammad & Yahweh.

The bad news continues as Captain Sims closes the laptop and turns to us. “We expect the insurgents have stockpiled drugs. We’ll be facing fighters hopped up on dope again.” Here’s a quote from the book:
“I look over at [Staff Sergeant Colin] Fitts, and I know what he’s thinking. If this is true, these guys are going to be hard to kill. In Muqdadiyah, my squad watched a drug-crazed Mahdi militiaman charge Cory Brown’s Bradley. The gunner blasted him with coax machine-gun fire, shredding his legs. He tumbled off the Bradley and flopped face up onto the street. As we approached him, he started to laugh. The laughter grew into a hysteria-tinged cackle, then ended with a bone-chilling keen. That froze us cold. Watching us with wild eyes, he then pulled a bottle of pills out of a blood-soaked pocket and drained its contents into his mouth. Then he went for something under his jacket. Thinking he was about to detonate a bomb vest, three of us opened fire and riddled him with bullets. We shot and shot until he finally stopped moving.

Leaving my men behind, I went to investigate the corpse. His right arm was torn off. His legs were nothing but punctured meat. Most of his face was gone, and only a bloody lump remained of his nose. Both eyes had been shot out. I put a boot on his chest. The Mahdi militiaman didn’t move. I kicked him. No movement. Given how many times he had been shot, I didn’t expect anything else, but just to be sure, I shot him twice in the stomach. Then I marked him with a chem light so the body disposal teams could find him later that night.

A few minutes later, a Blackhawk landed and we started loading wounded insurgents into it. While we worked, two men carried the shattered husk of that Mahdi militiaman to the helicopter. To our astonishment, he was still alive. Blood bubbles burbled up through his mangled nose and mouth. Blind, in agony, he still managed to scream through broken teeth and punctured lungs. We loaded him on the helicopter and never saw him again.

We later discovered the Mahdi militia had gained access to American epinephrine — pure adrenaline that will keep a heart pumping even after its owner has been exposed to nerve gas or chemical weapons. A dude with that in his system is almost superhuman. Short of being blown to pieces with our biggest guns, he’ll keep fighting until his limbs are severed or he bleeds out.”

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8 Comments
  1. muthafutha Says:

    the U.S. forces should force feed taeil kim that stuff, can you imagine his writing after that? prodigious


  2. Gavin Says:


  3. LiP$ Says:

    Call your guy!


  4. Bruce Lee Says:

    First rule of fighting is to run but if these other dudes are all tweaked on performance enhancers and even made in the USA bullets wont slow them down perhaps its time we all look to conversion as an option. It’s a beautiful religion.


  5. Jolly Roger Says:

    Finally someone said it, albeit in Arabic, it seems, God Is Dead


  6. bandini Says:

    wwII makes these guys look like fairys.


  7. Taeil Says:

    Such stories have been verified by guys that have fought in Fallujah in ‘04. The hadjji will be hopped up on dope in whatever they can get their hands on so that even when these guys get hit with 5.56 rounds straight into their chest they are still able to function and can perform some last ditch move (i.e. shooting off whatever they got left, blow themselves up, etc).


  8. Grady Hunter Says:

    i went an bought a copy of “house to house” after seeing it here despite this being the last place i would look to for literary directive. the book was off the hook crazy. not that it would make one of Street Carnage’s leftist lackeys pro war but it does make you think A LOT about what being in the army must be like. the pride that sometimes seem so conflated is clearly a necessity. let them be bold and brash, the absolute craziness of their gig gives them a pass on all political and social positions in my opinion.


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