LIZZY + ADAM ARE JUST FRIENDS

I’m not a huge fan of hip-hop but I gotta be honest when I say I didn’t realize what song this was until the chorus and that’s embarrassing because who doesn’t know this song? But seriously, how fucking catchy is this? Like it really could have come from both of them and not Biz Markie and no one would have ever known.
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30 Comments

  1. GayMayor Says:

    no nearly as good without the harpsichord and powdered wig.

  2. sweet jam Says:

    fuck. they are both so hot. i don’t care if they’re too cool for school.

  3. jonathan levine Says:

    i saw this in miami during art basel and thought it was hands down the worst piece of shit being pawned off as art of the entire week. don’t we get enough lizzy shoved down our throats on everyone’s facebook and in the (subpar) press write ups? i’m sure she’s very nice, and maybe she’s even talented, but she’s not going to be “the next strokes”, so please stop flogging it.

  4. jonathan levine Says:

    This faggoty leather-clad love-in bullshit repulses me.

  5. wilbert harrison Says:

    i’m with you jon levine, leave the leathers to people who are out getting beer spilled on them, fighting at the malevolent creation show, and doing jokey black metal photoshoots in graveyards. or people with motorcycles. they’re for teenage heshers! this girl is sensitive bookish girl looking at the rain on her myspace mk. iv.

  6. Carmen Says:

    sux

  7. Cap'n Fuzzybutts Says:

    Lizzie is the worst cunt on earth. No honestly, she’s a horrible betch, ask anyone who lives in or around lower Manhattan. Adam Green is a boner. The song however, is awesome. Everyone in NY saw this weeks ago though- this got tossed around the emails, facebooks and MySpaces like wildfire. Late!!!

    Love,

    That Ray of Sunshine

  8. Mac St. Michael Says:

    I’m confused. I thought if something or someone was boner, it was good. I’ve never been clear on this. If a situation is boner, isn’t it awesome? And a person who is boner would be awesome too, right? So Adam Green is a boner, that means he is cool dude or lamo? He plays guitar about as good as Stew Lupton, which means a cow with one hoof would do as well. Still, boner? Yes. Good enough for me.

  9. noofus goofus doofus Says:

    Ugh, so corny. This little acoustic remixes got plaid out when that dude did the acoustic Boyz N The Hood version. Jesus, there is nothing original about downtown NY anymore. SHUT UP

  10. Rubix Says:

    you don’t like rap but you like this? These two are so fucking contrived and weak. I’ll take old school rap any day over this fake ass shit.

  11. Leather Owl Says:

    BARRRRFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!

  12. deeznuts Says:

    Although I (unlike everyone else) don’t know who these fuckstix are, this shit was corny enough when Blues Traveler did “Gin and Juice”. Dressing it up like a 12 year old boy who’s friends with some guy who looks as though he smells of salami makes it no better (though quite possibly worse)..

  13. Kenny's Wife Says:

    I LOVE YOU JEN.

  14. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Rubix is so right, contrived would be the word. I’m dizzy with the whateverness right now.

  15. benj Says:

    its just nice. go fuck yourselves dudes.

    for royals: go rub one out, cut down on the caffienne, go hit a boxing bag - do whatever you’ve gotta do……….. man up.

    its just a little cover song, its not gonna bite you.

  16. fuck skinny bitches Says:

    who is lizzy and whatever his name is and why do we care?

  17. HARMO FUCKING MARMO Says:

    the original is killing it - thanks for reminding me
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMEPFZa4ZQo

  18. Beef Says:

    That was cute.

  19. Malcolm-Jamal Hitler2 Says:

    this brings faggotry to a whole new level. i hope these cunts are shot.

  20. CaptainQueef Says:

    at malcolm-jamal hitler2: I concur.

  21. beej Says:

    malcom-jamal hitler 2 & captainqueef:

    you would both piss in your pants in real life if you saw these two get shot (or anyone for that matter)

    its just a little song, everythings gonna be ok (you need to get laid)

  22. Soulless Says:

    Yet another good take on the best song of all time! ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTw5qQy8woI )

  23. hi hater!! Says:

    hahah goofus doofus said “plaid out”!!!! i think being “plaid out” is like an LA skater thing, or maybe too much scottish in the mix

  24. Piggle Biggle Says:

    I love this so much. So so much. And I want to jump Adam so much it’s uncomfortable.

  25. Captain Kuntrag Says:

    Would have been better if it was Adam and Julian.

  26. rebbie Says:

    Adam is so sweet, he used to flirt with me back when that club spa was around. He was extra scrawny and petite with big eyes and no pretension whatsoever. Lizzie has always struck me as snobby, never says hi first. Not quite sure if she’s sorta shy. She used to be gay, maybe not anymore.
    I like this song.

  27. trust funded Says:

    “and no pretension whatsoever.”

    What happened?

    “She used to be gay, maybe not anymore.”

    People don’t turn straight after being gay you fucking abortion.

    “I like this song.”

    Twat

  28. rebbie Says:

    “People don’t turn straight after being gay you fucking abortion.”

    Uh, yeah, ever heard of LUGS you miscarriage? Many of my dyke friends now smoke pole. What rock do you live under you fag?

  29. pervy mcgee Says:

    I want to punch them both in the face.

  30. slippery gecko 2 yahh mean?! Says:

    http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com

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