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Holy Shit! I saw this girl get off the train the other day and she was wearing these exact same shoes. She was pretty tall and I stared at her shoes so long A- she became uncomfortable and B- I thought, “Why the fuck am I so affected by a pair of brown shoes?”

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15 Comments

Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

She looks like the girl from Lights. Nice face but ghey music.

11.21.08 at 12:37 pm
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

She’s got that whole anorexic/Keira Knightly/infinitely fuckable thing going on. Why you would choose to stare at her shoes instead of those big, brown eyes is most perplexing.

11.21.08 at 12:48 pm
Her? Says:

I still don’t get the Bronques thing. yeah, it was cool when he burst on the scene, but now? How does he still get these women naked? dude’s a 40 year old creeptard, its not even like he’s some director or mcginley that will at least get you seen

11.21.08 at 12:58 pm
no thanks Says:

ew, are those pointy toed stilettos? that lace up?

11.21.08 at 1:16 pm
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

I can live with my name being used for the comment above, because I completely agree. Not that I have much choice in the matter.

11.21.08 at 3:15 pm
miss appalachian Says:

those shoes could kill you or put you under a spell.

11.21.08 at 4:23 pm
bloodyknows Says:

that expression on her face makes me want to make out with her for hours.

11.21.08 at 6:04 pm
Allah Ak-BOOM! Says:

she looks like jessica alba

11.21.08 at 6:29 pm
d'accord Says:

she looks like jessica alba

11.21.08 at 6:29 pm
T-Cell Thompson Says:

she looks like jessica alba

11.21.08 at 7:45 pm
pippy longstocking Says:

single white female/glenda the good witch shoes.

11.21.08 at 10:58 pm
huh Says:

I don’t get getting boners off shoes like this? they are like leather elfin things so unless you have a lord of the rings prince albert I don’t get the fuss. chick has a big head

11.22.08 at 1:32 am
JAY Says:

dude, A- lastnightsparty is not cool & B-your probably too close to becoming one of those creeps that hoardes women’s shoes.

11.22.08 at 9:49 am
buttcunt Says:

she looks like an annoying little whippet.
are you allowed to say that on the internet?

11.24.08 at 9:52 pm
Anonymous Says:

MARIA TORREZ!

12.16.08 at 11:33 pm

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