LNP: BONER ALERT


Holy Shit! I saw this girl get off the train the other day and she was wearing these exact same shoes. She was pretty tall and I stared at her shoes so long A- she became uncomfortable and B- I thought, “Why the fuck am I so affected by a pair of brown shoes?”

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15 Comments

  1. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    She looks like the girl from Lights. Nice face but ghey music.

  2. drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    She’s got that whole anorexic/Keira Knightly/infinitely fuckable thing going on. Why you would choose to stare at her shoes instead of those big, brown eyes is most perplexing.

  3. Her? Says:

    I still don’t get the Bronques thing. yeah, it was cool when he burst on the scene, but now? How does he still get these women naked? dude’s a 40 year old creeptard, its not even like he’s some director or mcginley that will at least get you seen

  4. no thanks Says:

    ew, are those pointy toed stilettos? that lace up?

  5. Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

    I can live with my name being used for the comment above, because I completely agree. Not that I have much choice in the matter.

  6. miss appalachian Says:

    those shoes could kill you or put you under a spell.

  7. bloodyknows Says:

    that expression on her face makes me want to make out with her for hours.

  8. Allah Ak-BOOM! Says:

    she looks like jessica alba

  9. d'accord Says:

    she looks like jessica alba

  10. T-Cell Thompson Says:

    she looks like jessica alba

  11. pippy longstocking Says:

    single white female/glenda the good witch shoes.

  12. huh Says:

    I don’t get getting boners off shoes like this? they are like leather elfin things so unless you have a lord of the rings prince albert I don’t get the fuss. chick has a big head

  13. JAY Says:

    dude, A- lastnightsparty is not cool & B-your probably too close to becoming one of those creeps that hoardes women’s shoes.

  14. buttcunt Says:

    she looks like an annoying little whippet.
    are you allowed to say that on the internet?

  15. Anonymous Says:

    MARIA TORREZ!

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