STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LNP: BONER ALERT

We thought this girl took the cake but she’s too normal pretty. Boner alerts require some kind of weird magic like razor sharp chompers that could bite through a television set. In other words, “Oh my fucking God.”

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This entry was posted on 01.30.09 at 10:42 am by Gavin McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

17 Comments

fiddle sticks Says:

ahhh fiddlesticks

01.30.09 at 10:57 am
pubert Says:

she looks like your wife

01.30.09 at 11:25 am
SPECIAL Says:

she looks jewish

01.30.09 at 11:28 am
bootyclap dicktrigger Says:

the first normal one please. she looks employed and and and and……..well, what else is there outside of money?

01.30.09 at 11:59 am
pincer movement Says:

“Because the way things are today…”

01.30.09 at 1:20 pm
ur doing it rong Says:

she has downs eyes

01.30.09 at 4:40 pm
Columbo Says:

That girl makes me want to play a bamboo saxophone solo on my penis

01.30.09 at 4:46 pm
Columbo Says:

most streetboner 7-10s look at least a little and sometimes a lot like gavin’s wife

01.30.09 at 4:59 pm
W.A.P. Says:

Honey, I wish I had some cocaine to give you, but I don’t. Honest.

01.30.09 at 8:45 pm
Dr. Furious Says:

Both of them look A-OK with me

01.30.09 at 10:42 pm
hippy hory Says:

the normal pretty one is hotter. kind of dude face goin on her here

01.31.09 at 6:54 pm
sea legs Says:

well if i knew a guy that looked like that i’d fuck her.

01.31.09 at 8:37 pm
hippy hory Says:

I dunno dude.. in this photo she looks good, but I think it’s the animation. with her mouth closed she might look a bit too much more like edward james olmos.

ALSO CHEK THE MANHANDZ

01.31.09 at 10:24 pm
man Says:

jewish girls are my goddamn reverse-kryptonite. my dick will be leaping tall buildings in a single bound if a girl with a nose like a ship’s mast and long red hair says she likes my shoes.

01.31.09 at 10:54 pm
ak4000 Says:

could bite off your cock

02.01.09 at 2:31 pm
Emily H. Says:

I think it’s sweet that the streetboners look like Gavin’s wife! It means he still thinks his wife is a streetboner even after all these years! Awwwwwww.

02.01.09 at 3:54 pm
carlingus Says:

some dude in the background is wearing one of those fake tattoo shirts. what tha hay?

02.07.09 at 8:12 pm

STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET BONER 1677

You can keep your California girls. I wish they could all be breathtaking slobs who don’t give a shit.

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STREET BONER 1676

I don’t care how he died. I still think that cheetah is a lucky fucker.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.