We’re not going to win any awards for thinking outside the box here but so what? Would you kick a buxom blonde out of bed for eating crackers? I wouldn’t kick her out if she shit the bed and tried to kill me with it.
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frist
05.16.09 at 9:24 am
holy shit!
05.16.09 at 10:25 am
i have a body just like this, 5′4″ and a huge non cellulite having ass and huge not cellulite having tits, and you know what my bf thinks? he thinks i should fucking lose 20 pounds.
05.16.09 at 10:46 am
meant to say non stretch mark having tits!
05.16.09 at 10:46 am
& also, cocks.
05.16.09 at 10:48 am
and I meant to say I have cankles.
05.16.09 at 11:08 am
that butt is nuts
05.16.09 at 11:50 am
AIe aie aie – when crazy explorers would hallucinate and ’see’ the virgin mary, they were probably just horny and imagining a sight like this. This bitch would turn me catholic again if I saw her in a cheese sandwich.
05.16.09 at 12:34 pm
i need her
05.16.09 at 12:37 pm
baby blue jumpsuit+wig+butterfly net+van+chloroform+me+her=true love.
05.16.09 at 12:48 pm
she looks like she smells bad
05.16.09 at 12:50 pm
i love girls that have a dash of slut or bitch. and that bangin body is a given, this chick only fucks black dudes
05.16.09 at 1:06 pm
Mr. Hawerchuk, I think you are confusing “smells bad” with “I wouldn’t know the first thing to do with her.” Seriously, I want to lay in bed naked with her and feed her skinny size zero retards dipped in chocolate and frequently taking breaks to pound her wonderfully chubby vag to pieces.
05.16.09 at 2:22 pm
mom?
05.16.09 at 4:32 pm
nuts for big butts.
05.16.09 at 6:56 pm
alison please link to a photo or something I need to inspect your case more thoroughly but for now I will assume your BF is a fucking moron
05.16.09 at 7:15 pm
fuckkk off
05.16.09 at 9:02 pm
not that it matters blah blah but I was disappointed to see that her tits are fake. they’re all over that site. and not good fake tits anyway but not that it matters blah blah blah
05.16.09 at 9:48 pm
It has three holes that open.
05.16.09 at 11:08 pm
Looks like the kind of girl we could get used to jacking off to all the time.
05.16.09 at 11:31 pm
we could get used to? are you the queen of england or part of some kind of borg jacking off cooperative
05.17.09 at 1:42 am
I’m doing that thing where you make a fist, bite the top knuckle of it and squint really hard.
05.17.09 at 2:41 am
oh i get it you’re two guys sorry i was just high and in love with the idea of a borg jacking off co-op
05.17.09 at 3:41 am
Im usually kinda grossed out by biggish moles but since absolutely every part of her body is just perfect, i would milk that thing with my mouth
also shes probably so tired of men by now because they just keep trying to put their dink in her ass at every opportune moment in lovemaking
05.17.09 at 5:45 am
mooooo
05.17.09 at 6:07 am
imagine her big farts like “frappppppppp pa putput putt”
05.17.09 at 7:44 am
She has KFC mouth.
05.17.09 at 9:48 am
We gotta fuckin draw the line somewhere bro!
05.17.09 at 10:27 am
In this website’s cesspool of content, the best part is the comments. Digressions like Alison’s cankles, exposing Gavin’s pleas for free money for the con that it is, heartlessly mocking Dear Drew off of the webpage and into a bitter acid tongued troll, and revealing the twins BJ as a fake make it all worth while. And you’re all such ruthless pieces of shit. Thanks for making rubbernecking this highway disaster vaguely comical on a Sunday morning. You should all give yourselves a pat on the back.
05.17.09 at 12:29 pm
^
I like you.
This is what sets us apart from the people who read Vice
05.17.09 at 4:05 pm
Please, for the love of God, sit on my face.
05.17.09 at 6:10 pm
The other pictures of her are even better!!!
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/tamborine/slides/Teenage_37.html
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/tamborine/slides/Teenage_46.html
I wouldn’t make love with her… I would make war!
05.17.09 at 10:22 pm
I’m ashamed of what my cock is thinking right now.
05.17.09 at 10:54 pm
i miss the push-ups guy.
05.17.09 at 11:34 pm
WELL ‘THE BUTT-ROOM ASS-LETE’ WHY ARE YOU SO ASHAMED? IS YOU’RE COCK A GAY ONE? IS YOU’RE COCK THINKING ‘WELL I WISH THIS WOMAN HAD A FREDDY MERCURIE MOUSTASH AND SOME BIG HAIRY BALL’S INSIDE A SCRODUM AND MAY BE IF THIS WOMAN COULD JUST PUT HER 25-INCH DICK UP MY ANIS I WOUDL FINALY BE ABLE TO GET OFF TO COMPLESION AND THEN I COULD TELL MY PARENT’S ABOUT THE REAL ME AND MAY BE THEY WOULD EXCEPT ME’? BECASUE YOU SHOULD DEFINATELY BE ASHAMED OF THAT. MY COCK IS THINK ONLY HETROSEXUAL FEELING’S AND I AM NOT ASHAMED.
05.18.09 at 12:19 am
this bitch looks like she works the night shift at wendys to support her mulatto babies and fucks up my frost floats by putting in the coke before the frosty.
05.18.09 at 1:44 am
@ JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL)
I love you.
05.18.09 at 2:01 am
@ew: What style! What flair!
05.18.09 at 8:58 am
She reminds me of this chick I once fucked around with. For like a month she seemed extraordinarily beautiful, but then one morning I woke up and she was laying there like a beached whale, pumpin her morning breath into my grill, snoring, farting, lip smacking, drooling, stretch marks and boob veins all over the place. Just when I thought I’d had enough I noticed a black pube starting to crawl out of HER large facial mole. She finally woke up around noon and started acting like she was superior to me, like she was doing ME a favor by being in MY presence. Over coffee I looked her square in the eye and took about an a 1/2 an hour to tell her exactly why I had decided that she has less than average mental and physical attributes. I told her that she’s a classic mouth breather who should be working in a cannery. When I was done speaking the truth I accompanied her to an ATM where she withdrew the $70 she owed me. With cash in hand, I wished her good luck with being over the hill and told her to never darken my door again.
05.18.09 at 10:31 am
So I notice from that other picture of her that her tits are fake. How can you have an ass that big and still need fake tits?
You’re a cruel one, God.
05.18.09 at 11:07 am
Those tits are real, IMHO, but I really really need to see them in motion to know for sure.
05.18.09 at 2:56 pm
@ lorge
Are you trolling or are you just a 13 year old? I’ve sucked about 100 girl titties and those are fucking implants. I’d still stick my tongue in her asshole though.
05.18.09 at 3:05 pm
I don’t see scars around the nips or underneath, shape looks plausible enough to me and I’ve got plenty of tit exp., thanx. So how are you so sure?
05.18.09 at 4:19 pm
i never read JAG’s comments.
05.18.09 at 4:41 pm
my goodness, lorge. i feel bad for you. why dont you read awfulplasticsurgery.com to learn in the future to spot the fakes. It’s a skill that by now 99% of women have mastered, maybe 65% of men, but still.
05.18.09 at 7:45 pm
she looks like she’s about to shit the bed
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