Every once and a while you’ll discover some shy nerd nobody noticed, who doesn’t even know she’s about 40 times more attractive than anyone on a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover. They’re usually from somewhere fucking weird like Bulgaria and if you see one, you better move fast and get her out of there before anybody notices what’s going on (including her).
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in what world was this girl ever a shy nerd?
06.24.09 at 12:27 am
that what they say about me and i live in montreal. LIARS!!
06.24.09 at 1:15 am
So I take it your just NOW discovering the mouthwatering delights across the pool? There has got to be an unwritten rule somewhere, & this blatantly states that foriegn women are far superior outright, in every aspect thunkable. Fuck, this 1 though… I would temporarily be rendered powerless. Young but shit imagine the possibilities!
Shhhhhhhhhh!!! Just imagine…
06.24.09 at 1:28 am
i think i know a has been geek turned hot chick when i see one and this bitch was never a nerd in all her life.
that snotty look on her face took years of practice to master. & shy? is she not on the dance floor?
06.24.09 at 1:28 am
Fuck. I’m in love.
06.24.09 at 1:32 am
good lord. i usually don’t have enough care power to post like you gays but jesus h. christ.
would rim.
06.24.09 at 1:44 am
girls always seems better and more approachable in other places and then you get there and its like, shit, its the same shit as before.
06.24.09 at 1:52 am
man shoulders. you guys are fags.
06.24.09 at 5:26 am
nobody noticed that one? right buddy.
06.24.09 at 6:41 am
wanda sykes dildo, hahahaha that’s the shit right there…
yeah, poland has some bangin’ exports as well.
06.24.09 at 12:27 pm
what a fuckface
06.24.09 at 12:45 pm
this girl is as American as can be.
06.24.09 at 1:03 pm
oh come on frenchy, be fair, she’s at least an 8!
06.24.09 at 1:25 pm
boring eyebrows, small eyes, not much body. nice haircut
06.24.09 at 2:05 pm
oh guy she so knows. you can tell by the understated doesn’t have to make an effort outfit. i am weeping over here.
06.24.09 at 2:44 pm
jesus fuck i could’ve used this boner alert advice like 4 years ago
06.24.09 at 5:17 pm
stupidly cute, but never a nerd. not with lips like those. wawawewa.
06.24.09 at 5:21 pm
helena?
06.24.09 at 7:51 pm
She’s Canadian/Polish and really sweet when she comes in for coffee. Where does the American comment come in?
06.24.09 at 11:38 pm