STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LNP: BONER ALERT

You can always tell when a girl grew up with money. It’s like their skin has more butter in it from all that French food. They’re the Kobe beef of babes.

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This entry was posted on 07.16.09 at 9:00 am by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

vegan jules Says:

I think we should turn off comments for this.

07.16.09 at 9:39 am
vegan jules Says: Says:

Yeah! Back to hot babes!

07.16.09 at 9:41 am
zippy Says:

I had a hood ornamenet like this on an old Chevy Citation. Theives stole the girl and then pushed the car into a pond.

07.16.09 at 9:49 am
Hannibal Says:

She would be excellent with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.

07.16.09 at 12:53 pm
ew don't know me! Says:

u recycled that butter line from other post about french bitches.

07.16.09 at 2:47 pm
hooker t lesbian Says:

Do rich girls smoke cigarettes?

07.16.09 at 4:18 pm
dorkus malorkus Says:

only Nat Sherman Fantasias

07.16.09 at 9:14 pm
nick Says:

i can’t believe it’s not butterface

07.17.09 at 5:00 am
Mark Says:

there’s some butter in the kitchen… get it

07.17.09 at 9:35 am
SARS Says:

“YOU EVER DREAM ABOUT RETURN TO WOMB??”

07.20.09 at 4:09 pm

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.