STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LNP: BONER ALERT

We’ve always known their lips are good luck, but to see one awake and ready to party is like finding a fawn in the woods wearing a leather jacket. Look how precious he is!

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This entry was posted on 08.11.09 at 10:00 am by Donna Deliva. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

16 Comments

Street Boning Says:

Arv?

08.11.09 at 10:31 am
Wack-boy Says:

I no it is Tuesday mornng but could you at lest proof red or maybee post when your lest retaRded.

08.11.09 at 10:32 am
wtf? Says:

that’s what’s hot? that dude looks like he weighs 70 lbs.

08.11.09 at 12:06 pm
Dork Says:

ew.

08.11.09 at 12:52 pm
Megadeth Says:

Notice to whichever twat decided that this would a good article for the site: fuck off and die.

08.11.09 at 1:10 pm
VAL PAL Says:

WELL HELLLOOOWWWW MAAALE NURSE !!!

LMFAOLOLZ

08.11.09 at 1:22 pm
Brian Says:

Shameless self-promotion, Arv? hahah

08.11.09 at 1:41 pm
Wack-boy Says:

Thanks for the edit, my life is now complete.

08.11.09 at 2:11 pm
Robo Says:

Is that a Justice t-shirt? Have I been sent back in time to 2006?

08.11.09 at 4:27 pm
vegan jules Says:

Justice are coming out with a new album.

08.11.09 at 5:22 pm
QuoteFingers Says:

Is this Adrian Brody’s non-union east Indian equivalent?

08.11.09 at 7:11 pm
Moantinear Says:

Shave the head, pop on a pair of John Lennon specs, and presto…instant Gandhi.

08.11.09 at 8:42 pm
Flyin asshole Says:

Alright we’ve had quite our fill of short circuit flix. Why you gotta drag on, shit is out son!

Johnny 5 aliiiiiive!

08.12.09 at 2:10 am
Louis Says:

I am glad I got mine in in 2005 before they were all the rage

08.12.09 at 3:08 am
a4awesome Says:

hahahaha so femme fatale!

08.12.09 at 1:42 pm
lani Says:

wtf you talkin bout??guy is on fire!!!

04.26.10 at 4:48 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.