Sometimes Normies will just grab some shit off the rack and accidentally topple into the hottest fucking shit since the end of Grease. This has to be an accident but it’s the greatest accident since my mom became pregnant with me.

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46 Comments
  1. Flannery O'Boner Says:

    I seriously doubt that she’s made one accidental/non-contrived move for the last 10 years (i.e. since she hit pubes). You know nothing of the ways of women.


  2. OHOMO Says:

    the wizard of schnozz


  3. riv randall Says:

    eighty dollars and they look like a cheap costume


  4. Seamus Onus Says:

    Nah brah. Like a drag queen sans weiner.


  5. Mike Says:

    You know she was blasting “Gloria” by Laura Branigan at top volume in her head as she modeled for herself in the mirror. That’s not a terrible thing, either.


  6. Tank Pukowski Says:

    What’s with all these Raymi look-alikes of late?


  7. JuCIFER Says:

    THANK YOU DOV CHARNEY FOR BEING A PERVERT WITH TASTE.


  8. JuCIFER Says:

    AND HER ROMAN SCHNOZZ IS SEXY TOO.


  9. JuCIFER Says:

    AD AND RAYMI WISHES!


  10. Anonymous Says:

    u got to love the roller boogie pants. u got to give live to the hot girls even though most of you all are angry because u are left wit only the average dumplings. solly.


  11. mean comment Says:

    her eyes aren’t slanted enough.
    only becuase you love yourself more than you should.


  12. Anonymous Says:

    tho i would have them brought down a little. the high waist does nothing for me.


  13. Anonymous Says:

    loser guys ranking on a prominent nose while fatty bo dumplings get the dicks-up on this site. rite.


  14. lewzer talk Says:

    “i don’t like a cherry hot pant! no, i like a wart on asshole. tha’s hot too mee!”


  15. Drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

    Normies. Get’s me every time. Something only a true fucking try-hard would say. Immensely gay. I hope this comes from one of the children that write for the site, not one an adult. Believe me, there are plenty of women who don’t listen to Ariel Pink, or wear dangly jangly trend shit on Bedford Avenue, that are batshit crazy, super-weird, and undoubtedly different from your average joe (joanne?). If you are announcing it to the world, it’s probably because that’s all you got.


  16. sp Says:

    Pfftttt…. Any self-respecting hipster would know damn well that both top and bottom can be found at your local AA. The entire setup, minus standard black heels, will cost you under $150…. Hot outfit, attractive girl, but major points lost for lack of creativity.


  17. Anonymous Says:

    ^^ sez the obese chick.


  18. imyar Says:

    avid trend follower by the book, tan face gives away any chance of cool so yeah normie but hyperly-aware of what to wear norm. she`s fuckin slick though.


  19. Clapback. Says:

    You are all so fucking gay. It’s insane. I’m masturbating to her, not marrying her. I’m far more concerned with imagining what she looks like without the ‘pants’ on, and these ‘pants’ make that really easy. Fags.


  20. imyar Says:

    oh i didnt notice up there we were talking about me. it`s the hair and the oh my god my picture is being taken i had no clue thing, works man, check the pamphlet. i could never wear those pants, beachball city.


  21. Anonymous Says:

    True, though…. You know, they don’t chase you outta Am Appy if you’re a normy. I’m whackin’ it, but I’m not impressed.


  22. Considerate Says:

    I knew mike Jack lived on, fuck yeah.


  23. bob the slob Says:

    meh, i’ll take the blonde to her left


  24. Anonymous Says:

    I’d come at that with a ring in one hand and a roofie in the other. jk, kthnxbye


  25. IcloseMYblindsWHENiJERKoff Says:

    i’ll fap to it and her freinds too…there’s just something that is sorta ‘meh’ though. that feet group pic makes me penis grow. hot, wawawewa style.


  26. Princess Pr0n Says:

    She’s /way/ too happy to be followed around all night by a creeper with a camera.


  27. Vane$$a Says:

    They look like they date minor league baseball and/or hockey players.


  28. a4awesome Says:

    I’m impressed. It’s really hard to pull off those red disco pants. You can either look like a clown or a vixen. Nice work.


  29. Arv Says:

    YES!


  30. marlboro reds Says:

    normies dont wear solid gold rolexes


  31. kat Says:

    maaaaaaan those pants.
    my former-am appy-employee friend tried to convince me to get those but i think i could only make it work in navy blue. red are hard.
    also i would have to not eat for the day that i wanted to wear them :\


  32. skull front Says:

    you can see the tape edge where he tucks.


  33. Paul Kemp Says:

    Not a single picture of her ass? WTF?


  34. BZM Says:

    All I’m sayin is none of ya’ll would wanna be there when she’s all sweatpants and morning breath.


  35. Kevin Pubebanks Says:

    I once dated a chick with Leno-face…once.


  36. jo mama Says:

    Why is Raymi still alive?


  37. jo mama Says:

    Raymi = the uneducated, unprounced, unwashed version of this femme fatale.


  38. Dork Says:

    So, is this just a jackoff site? Not that I haven’t provided…

    I have a pet peeve about the fly that sticks out like there is a dick involved, unless of course there is a dick involved. Then it’s fine.


  39. ehhh Says:

    Hey lady, you’re about to get hit by that car.


  40. Liquid Sky Saxon Says:

    I think it’s the bangs that makes noses and chins jump out like wtf is wrong with you – tranny? Mugging doesn’t help either. Get over yourself and be nonchalant towards cameras / charneys, please.


  41. Just a dollup.. Says:

    I don’t like the cut of her jib.


  42. Chunk Says:

    But it’s the only jib she’s got!


  43. YRS Says:

    Like a young Rod Stewart


  44. swing-atcha Says:

    calling people “normies” ia so fucking lame. it’s the same thing as telling people that you’re “weird” or “crazy.” oooooo, you have a lot of tattooos… i’m so scared


  45. Sal Says:

    If I masturbate off the top of the empire state building will my load kill someone by the time it reaches the bottom?


  46. disco pants Says:

    those pants are extremely hot
    the girl wears them right
    Love to tap her over and over


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