I’d give my left nut to be a straw for a day.
Sproing! She looks like a Mexican Asian version of Kim Taylor Bennett and she just gave my dick osteoporosis.
Keep eating, bitch.
Just hand her over dude. You’re in way over your head.
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Side-hour too! woah. one.
12.07.09 at 12:15 pm
I meant to say side-boob hour. sorry
12.07.09 at 12:16 pm
She’d be a lot hotter without the retarded outfit.
12.07.09 at 12:27 pm
Yeah can you believe that pud she’s with?
I saw a ton of unlikely couples at Art Basel this year, WTF????
Maybe he owns a record label.
12.07.09 at 12:38 pm
I could never be a stalker, I’m too lazy and I don’t think I could handle the over-and-over rejection. I wish I could do the”lightning flashes I’m there, lightning flashes I’m not” thing though.
12.07.09 at 12:39 pm
this is girls a kicking ass, manyt hanks! lol, peace!
12.07.09 at 1:01 pm
you know…….i have no idea what LNP means.
is it “Look Now Please: Boner Alert!”?
12.07.09 at 1:04 pm
Last Night’s Party!
12.07.09 at 1:07 pm
Mmmmm. Love me some side boob.
12.07.09 at 1:32 pm
not feelin’ it. dunno why, just not likin’ the look. i sense immigrantey type stds down below.
12.07.09 at 1:40 pm
Goddamit, she looks like a way hotter version of an ex of mine and now, when I jack off to her, it’s gonna be this girl WHICH IS SHE GONNA MAKE ME EVEN MORE DEPRESSED WHEN I FINISH.
12.07.09 at 1:57 pm
Gross. It’s like Lauren Velez (who is already gross enough) got her lips cut off. That top is stupid, too, weird to show so much flesh and still be unflattering.
12.07.09 at 2:01 pm
“Yeah can you believe that pud she’s with?”
Maybe he sent away from her in one of those “Soldier of Fortune” ads.
12.07.09 at 2:04 pm
Maybe he has a gigantic bag of coke in his pocket.
12.07.09 at 2:29 pm
Maybe he has a gigantic cock in his pocket
12.07.09 at 2:49 pm
she looks philipino, which is pretty much the mexico of asia.
12.07.09 at 3:19 pm
It’s the chick from Wainy Days “happy endings” right? Right?
12.07.09 at 3:40 pm
She is definitely NOT Philippino. You so live in New York.
12.07.09 at 4:29 pm
“Mexican Asian” is American Indian, Kyle, you idiot.
12.07.09 at 4:31 pm
gross.
12.07.09 at 5:55 pm
wainy days?? hahahaha.
12.07.09 at 7:19 pm
Unless you actually are half mexican half asian, Cutie Pie. You’ve never met one of those?
12.07.09 at 9:11 pm
She loses points for knowing that she’s hot, droop-boob and having no problem with her bf’s douche-tache.
12.07.09 at 9:30 pm
She’s cute, but definitely not giving me a boner. Maybe you should try toning down some of that metro-sexual brainwashing.
12.07.09 at 9:31 pm
Pretty hot, in the same most asian girls are. Last Nights Party is the gayest idea ever though, right ?
12.08.09 at 9:10 am
I think the Last Nights Party dude and Steve Aoki should be the first to go if a human population cull is ever required.
12.08.09 at 9:14 am
people still have mustaches?
12.09.09 at 4:43 am
[...] This is how fucking dumb mainstream American men are — something about that porn star look — tall and skinny with big tits. I don’t even understand why guys find girls like this attractive. For me, she can NEVER hold a candle to a swarthy girl-next-door. [...]
12.09.09 at 12:59 pm