STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LNP: BONER ALERT

You know a Boner Alert is a Boner Alert when you wake up a week later thinking, “Holy chick, that girl putting on her lipstick was hot.”

PS: Here’s one from Cobrasnake that rivals the LNP one.

-KYLE MCINNES

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14 Comments

zippy Says:

nose job

12.28.09 at 11:15 am
just saying Says:

more like blow job…

12.28.09 at 12:06 pm
Joe Queer Says:

jap.

12.28.09 at 1:55 pm
randylahey Says:

holy fuck

http://lastnightsparty.com/betterthanbasel/slides/OMGMiami_074.html

12.28.09 at 2:05 pm
randylahey Says:

holy shit

http://lastnightsparty.com/betterthanbasel/slides/OMGMiami_081.html

12.28.09 at 2:06 pm
randylahey Says:

what the fuck is that?

http://lastnightsparty.com/betterthanbasel/slides/OMGMiami_082.html

12.28.09 at 2:07 pm
Jennifer Says:

The pics from last nights party are amazing.

12.28.09 at 2:28 pm
Anonymous Says:

My goal in life is to find out where Last Night’s Party is before I’m too old.

The Clock is Ticking….

12.28.09 at 7:56 pm
Confrutious Says:

eww. all of the people in the photos at thecobrasnake are gross.

12.28.09 at 11:35 pm
man Says:

The only way any of us good score with girls that hot is with Schrodinger’s Pussy.

12.29.09 at 1:05 am
dapwell Says:

oh my god

12.29.09 at 1:28 am
kure kure takora Says:

ok here’s the deal, you can get the girl on top, but the catch is, you have to live in miami for a year. can you handle it?

the second one is that you have to actually attempt to not laugh when she talks about how much she “respects” steve aoki.

12.29.09 at 8:33 am
drippy dog dix and cum bubbles or something Says:

^That was funny. No, I can’t handle it.

12.29.09 at 10:27 am
dai one Says:

^uh-huh

12.30.09 at 1:19 pm

STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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STREET BONER 1679

Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET BONER 1678

When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.