STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » LNP: BONER ALERT!

Oh Lord in Heaven Above Jesus and Mary Joseph our Father Almighty. It’s all coming back now. Remember this? Right around the time we stopped thinking girls had cooties, Leather Tuscadero appears on our favorite show and makes our tiny penises stand up and say, “Wha?” Then, right when the pubes were starting to come in, Olivia Newton John busts out the same shit at the end of Grease and makes it feel like we peed when we didn’t. And now, just when we were about to forget either of those things ever happened, LNP’s latest Urban Pinup brings all those memories back with a huge tidal wave of BOING!

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6 Comments

yup Says:

whatever

06.13.08 at 7:29 am
Blargosphere Says:

I guess that costume might be pretty hot if you put it onto an attractive woman.

06.13.08 at 8:18 am
ë Says:

i’ve always vibed leather.

06.13.08 at 8:34 am
cornelius Says:

yep, my first boner was ONJ in that last Grease scene. Many of my mates have concurred.

06.13.08 at 8:50 am
Onomatipedic BOING Says:

give it up for concurrent boners with your “mates”!

06.13.08 at 9:42 am
Moran Says:

Shwing.

06.16.08 at 5:35 am

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When I’m mayor, brass knuckles will no longer be illegal but short hair and flats will.

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.