Oh shit! And she’s British too. What would it be like if you married a British chick and you had to listen to that accent for the rest of your life? Would it get on your nerves or would you start talking like Madonna in the 90s when she was all, “I was just working with GolDEE on my new alBUM.”

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18 Comments
  1. PUTO! Says:

    Ohhh, yes fucking please:

    http://www.lastnightsparty.com/englishbreakfast/slides/IMG_3325.html


  2. Current Says:

    Amazing! Even the good-looking british people are ugly!


  3. Eli! Says:

    It would get on your nerves. Big time.


  4. Mr. Belvedere Says:

    look at the face just behind her!


  5. lol Says:

    In any other city she’d be a 6 and prolly work at mcdonalds. In london. Shes hot shit and walks around with her nose in the air….im guessing


  6. Anonymous Says:

    its so unfair that i will never get to have sex with her. i fucking hate life


  7. D. Bone-Rage Says:

    I have major problems committing a boner to any chick without first seeing her ass, legs, teeth (especially if “British”), and soul. What are you, a Muslim fag?


  8. PUTO! Says:

    total boner with precum!


  9. badteethcomics Says:

    shes already getting a premature case of the flabby arms.. but being british, thats a given.. and the accent would be annoying, thats one of the reasons why i refuse to watch any british comedy. that and you can guess the punchline of any joke/situation about 10 minutes before it happens


  10. bean Says:

    You kerazy Americans talkin’ like you invented hot girls.

    You still owe the rest of the world a big apology for giving us Chelsea Clinton’s face.


  11. bean Says:

    Whoa there cowboy!
    What’s all this stereotyping?
    I mean obviously I’m British so I have crap teeth, I am fat and I am ugly
    You do realize that this would mean that you are the other side of obese, you eat doughnuts for breakfast and you don’t get sarcasm,
    We here over the pond still love you though. So please don’t start a war on us :P

    P.S. I really don’t think “badteethcomics” gets it =D
    P.P.S She is fucking hot but could maybe do with a lumber jack shirt or (if not already) HUGE heels. Then I would be happy


  12. Li Says:

    Disgusting tooth decay and mouth rot are gross, but slightly crooked teeth are hot as shit (braces are also amazing).

    And anyone concerned about arm flab is a raging homo fag who jogs in the nude. Girls are supposed to be soft and mushy. Anything else is basically a dude with high heels. Look at Madonna and Sarah Jessica Parker for proof.


  13. so sad Says:

    So gavin’s job now is linking to lastnight’sparty.com and writing the same joke over and over and over again for these cringeworthy dos and dont’s. dude should retire while he still has a shred of dignity left. i feel genuinely sad for him.


  14. Haze Says:

    wtf? girlz are teh bestest. who cares where the pix came from? my boner does not.


  15. TheLegendHimself Says:

    haha looks alot like my other babymomma in the uk,
    real talk

    she’s cute, and that accent to go with it, i miss it so much,

    except girls from blackpool and shit , cant understand a word theyre saying, and the welsh fuck em too.


  16. TheLegendHimself Says:

    i did this last night

    beautiful far between the last thing you thought you you seen


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  18. edward special Says:

    been there. she puked and then woke up without her knickers

    http://www.cafepress.com/jesushadballs


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