When black 10s are ambiguously ethnic and throw some freckles in the mix, you know you’d spend the majority of the night just watching her sleep. Then she’d wake up and go, “What are you doing?” and you’d have to whisper, “I think I may have heard a mouse. Don’t move.” And you’d spend the next five minutes pretending to stalk a mouse that wasn’t even there just so she doesn’t think you’re a psycho which you would be if you had that face in your grill all day.
PS: This is the girl you end up cheating on her with. You fool!
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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Holy hell. I pegged this one before and the little man nearly poked a hole in the desk and shouted “Musta taken a wrong toin at Albakoikie”
08.01.08 at 10:09 am
Ohmylord.
08.01.08 at 10:15 am
She is so hot, my brain is melting. I have the urge to sign over everything I own to this woman.
08.01.08 at 12:52 pm
She is hot! She looks like she’s mixed with Asian.
Side Note: Don’t you ever wonder why it seems as though biracial people who have even a smidget of black in them, regardless of what else they are mixed with, are ALWAYS referred to as just black? The fact that Soledad Obrien and that hot dark skin Nigerian Victoria Secret Angel Oluchi are just put in the same racial bracket is pretty mind boggling.
08.01.08 at 4:16 pm
oh wow.. who is she?
08.01.08 at 4:28 pm
i would try to get her pregnant.
08.01.08 at 6:57 pm
i think this is the definition of tough love…..
http://www.lastnightsparty.com/sundaysequalsyouth/slides/DB_1448.html
08.01.08 at 7:03 pm
Somehow the lazy eye makes her even hotter.
08.02.08 at 11:20 pm
Vote yes to Stupid-Hot girls with Fuck-Me eyes! It’s a no brainer! If you vote for McCain you’ll be stuck with white call centre girls or used-up waitresses who have no GRIP to their VAGINAS.
08.03.08 at 4:43 am
I like black girls that wear Abercrombie and Baby Phat
08.03.08 at 12:39 pm
ha ha that would totally be the girl you cheat on her with. why can I only fall in love with pretty faces, it’s made me have to work a lot harder in life than I’d like
08.03.08 at 6:28 pm
I wanna punch her in the face, she’s so hot.
08.04.08 at 2:00 am
I myself am ambiguously ethnic, and find it cute that you and commenters are fawning over her crazy awesome face.
08.04.08 at 3:03 am
I want to stalk her. Not murder stalk, but just hang out buy the bushes by her house… look in her window at night….. dig through her garbage….. follow her to a restaurant and eat stuff that she has taken a bite out of when she goes to the restroom
08.04.08 at 10:07 am
I meant “by” and not “buy up there. no edit feature. I’m so anal, but not buttsecks anal.
08.04.08 at 10:09 am
i saw this on lnp, stunning
please have my babies !?!?!?!
08.04.08 at 11:04 am
She’s gay.
08.06.08 at 7:05 pm