I was in Macon Georgia the other day and they love cars. LOVES em! Everyone gets together in the 4000 degree heat and revs engines all day long. But they are cool about it.No Jersey tough guy with cereal box tribal tattoos cool, just guys and gals of all creeds, colors and shapes (round mostly) casually looking at each other’s cars and laughing and EATINGGGGGGGGG. ONE singularly cool vibe. Us hoity-toity Northerners suck when it comes thinking we know shit about shit. They were so confident about life in a weird part of the world that they had us city slickers plum beat. In fact when I tried talking like this I got plum beat.

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7 Comments
  1. Xander Cruise Says:

    You deserved any type of beating you received for using the word “plum”. They are slow down there, but I think they’ve learned to not sound like 40s pig farmers… i think…

    wait, the south sucks.


  2. tommy gun Says:

    try as he might for authenticity Mr. Beckles still comes off like an anthroplogist studying new guinea tribesman. and thats…The Truth.


  3. tommy gun Says:

    sorry – tribespeople. where are my manners.


  4. tex Says:

    welcome


  5. Jim Goad Says:

    “the south sucks.”

    No, it doesn’t. And there are about nine hundred and fifteen million Negroes down here who got my back, so watch what you say, Yankee.


  6. doinwork.com Says:

    hahahaha…..yankee


  7. Eazy-E Says:

    The Eazy-E version is the best!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BuRs-lVAvo


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