I can’t really hate on Journey to the Center of the Earth because I’m not supposed to like it. It’s like saying “Sesame Street is for fags.”

  1. GREAT DRESS CHOICE
  2. GREAT CRYPT QUIP LESBIAN FACE
  3. STREET STATUES: A GREAT WAY TO BURN YOUR MONEY
  4. ASK BARF: HOW CAN I KEEP THINGS FROM BEING SHITTY WHEN WE MOVE IN TOGETHER?
  5. E.I.T. EVERYONE IS AN ACTOR, A SHITTY ACTOR.

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5 Comments
  1. ew Says:

    im scairt to vote for obama cuz the worlds supposed to end in 2012 n every time i c a movie were the world gets like blown up by asteroids or aliens or a-rabs a black guys president.


  2. lol@u Says:

    this is awesome. oh and the guy above, you’re racist. It’s not a-rab, it’s sand negroid. thank you.


  3. OH boy Says:

    Incredibly funny.


  4. ew Says:

    what about dune coon? i learnt that one from Ice Cube.


  5. grolf Says:

    like goonies minus the little chinker


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