STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » MAKING THE WORST SONG EVER

You may be addicted to what his dick did but I’m a junkie for his music. It is some of the WORST combination of notes out there, and the videos raise it down a notch. In “Good Times” Tommy puts some hot girls in his broken down convertible and takes them to a billionaire’s house where he dances around in a suit looking even more uncomfortable than the over-styled models. (Is that a diamond dog leash she has on? Why?) The highlight of “Good Times” has to be when he passes himself in the water as a shark and says “What the fuck?” to the camera. Precisely Tom. What – the – fuck? I hereby commit to make a song worse than this by Friday. I will be employing the talents of my good buddy Sharky Favorite and we promise to make our track even more insufferable.

PS: How about a song that goes “Don’t Let me Drown” by a guy who had a kid drown in his pool? Could a nigga be more oblivious?

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40 Comments

Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

This should be the theme song for a soon-to-be-canceled sitcom.

07.27.09 at 12:24 pm
Anonymous Says:

this song’s worse. fucking borderline-retarded mess she’s become.

07.27.09 at 12:36 pm
Wack-boy Says:

Not even close(although the video does bring it down)just another unmemorable song.

07.27.09 at 12:44 pm
no chance Says:

Gav, you can’t make a shitty song on purpose. You can make a bad song on purpose, but it will suck 100x not because it’s funny, but because you tried too hard.

If you want a good piece of shit, find a “musician” who takes themselves and their “art” seriously and help them bring their vision to life. I promise you it will suck rhino balls.

07.27.09 at 12:45 pm
FUPA Says:

Embarrassing.

07.27.09 at 12:51 pm
LCC Says:

Gain: You will neer, eer make the worst song, because Nikki Sixx did. Did you listen to his album that came out six or nine months ago? “DADDY, YOU IGNORRRRRRRED ME! A SWEET KID LIKE ME! NO WONDER I DID HEROIN! DADDY, YOU BAD DAD! AND NOW AS AN ADULT I RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR EERYONE!” I think those are actual lyrics. With Styx-style welling emotional cathartic music. I don’t want to bum you out, but beating this Tommy Lee song is nothing as long as Nikki Sixx still has access to a studio.

07.27.09 at 1:18 pm
homeless. Says:

please stop breeding

07.27.09 at 1:25 pm
solid.jones Says:

isn’t this 9 years old and by Eve 6?

07.27.09 at 1:44 pm
jon Says:

it’s like the video David Brent made in the British Office Christmas episode

07.27.09 at 1:49 pm
Odessa Says:

Tommy Lee should have thought of this before he went off with that waitress.

07.27.09 at 1:58 pm
imyar Says:

hi sharky!

07.27.09 at 2:01 pm
imyar Says:

and did jlo direct this piece of shit?

07.27.09 at 2:04 pm
JuCIFER Says:

HEY, 1000-YEAR-OLD MUMMY LEE,
YOU ALREADY MADE YOUR MONEY, SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY.
THANKS

Jucifer Von Beelzebub

07.27.09 at 2:11 pm
vegan jules Says:

I guess you all missed this video’s YouTube rating. The verdict is in, and it’s fabulous.

07.27.09 at 2:20 pm
Ol Neil Says:

Holy Christ this is sub BravoFact

07.27.09 at 2:27 pm
i hope you've seen this: Says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WURSJ4ZDYKM

07.27.09 at 2:41 pm
Fucko Says:

While it’s certainly not great, it’s not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. And that over-styled model in the beginning of the video is one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen – way better than the majority of your 10-kitty boners and LNP alerts.

07.27.09 at 3:04 pm
HOMO the unofficial Says:

what’s Preck’s take on this?

07.27.09 at 3:24 pm
OMG Says:

brandonnn you are the one….my sonnn

07.27.09 at 3:25 pm
wyrd Says:

Good luck. I don’t think a worse song is possible.

This video is everything I hated about 1998.

07.27.09 at 3:28 pm
wyrd Says:

Also, “I hope you’ve seen this,” that video is fucking magical.

07.27.09 at 3:39 pm
skull front Says:

poor dude must need money. god it must suck realizing your growing old in LA. slowly realizing the vampires are almost done with your corpse.

07.27.09 at 3:42 pm
Buzz Baszinski Says:

Now I know who they had in mind when the term “ass clown” was invented.

07.27.09 at 3:50 pm
Miss Chemtrail 2009 Says:

Whatever happened to this ass clown’s hip-hop career? I guess he abandoned the music but decided to stick with the cheesy hand gestures.

07.27.09 at 3:51 pm
Felonious Drunk Says:

Why a well respected degenerate would want to engage in a solo rap career, followed by a ridiculously ill-conceived come back tour, followed by a stint as a washed up pussy is beyond me. Did he get tired of 22 year old 10s licking his balls two at a time, or what?

07.27.09 at 4:20 pm
Felonious Drunk Says:

I liked the song better when the Indigo girls did it.

07.27.09 at 4:36 pm
Drippy Dog Dix and Cum Bubbles or something Says:

One more thought. If you like things that are so bad they’re good, I strongly suggest Fieldy’s (Bassist from Korn) solo rap project: Fieldy’s Dreams. It has provided me with years of top-notch entertainment. Sample lyric, “Weed makes me happy when I’m feelin’ crappy. What’s wrong with that, I ain’t tryin’ to feel like crap?”. One more because I can’t help myself, “Shit in a bag light it on fire, you open your door, there’s a bag on fire!”. That last one is from the song “Child Vigilante”, which is about being a hoodlum, thug, and criminal. Fieldy didn’t even bother to look up the definition of the word vigilante. I could go on for days…

07.27.09 at 5:53 pm
mr.meat Says:

Good one “i hope you’ve seen this” ,
If he were riding around (in the Good Times vid), in The Tacoma Live Dream Drum Contraption and giving thumbs ups every time he did a partial turn over , perhaps I would think more of it.

His similarities in vocational directory, to Vanilla Ice, are becoming ever so uncanny.

07.27.09 at 6:02 pm
neezy Says:

no, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20

07.27.09 at 6:21 pm
12 year old tommy lee fan Says:

U r all haterz. Tomee lee rulezz. Tommye Lee is tha GREYTEST musician in tha wurld!

07.27.09 at 6:32 pm
weird seance Says:

i dunno. i love his flops & the way he plugs his little nose @ about 1:40 (total MELTDOWN).

07.27.09 at 10:07 pm
randy Says:

@ Drippy Dog Dicks was right. That Fieldy’s Dream shit is some next level Juggalo genius.

07.28.09 at 12:14 am
bj Says:

can i please request the song contain any of the following:
• autotune vocals
• saxophone solo
• drum n bass ‘breakdown’
• guest rapper ad-libs
• medievil flute breakdown
• some dissing / ‘calling out names’ (preferably to those faggits spinal tap)
• no ‘comedy rap’ *urururrghhg*
• some sweet nostalgic croaky-voiced cute indie-boy-with-beard singing
• some scratching

• maybe a ‘remix’ feat. lots of celebrities too

07.28.09 at 12:18 am
Kim Mitchell Says:

it’s not as good as patio lanterns but not bad

07.28.09 at 1:49 am
ian stuart Says:

whatever this guy has slayed more poon than ANY of us combined will ever see.

07.28.09 at 3:46 am
the nacho chip Says:

I couldn’t even finish this, so late nineties. It seems like so much stuff from LA is fifteen years behind schedule.

07.28.09 at 1:23 pm
DJ Burgerking Says:

What A BUTTHORN!!!!

07.28.09 at 3:01 pm
Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

This is almost as bad as that terrible song “Hey Mister” by that slimeball Custom.

07.28.09 at 4:17 pm
Splooge Says:

@BJ

Wait, that would include every song by Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit.

07.28.09 at 7:32 pm
Kavuye Says:

I’ve been showing my friends this video for ages. I wonder whose idea of good times these actually are. A guy who was born on the set of a rap video?

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