You may be addicted to what his dick did but I’m a junkie for his music. It is some of the WORST combination of notes out there, and the videos raise it down a notch. In “Good Times” Tommy puts some hot girls in his broken down convertible and takes them to a billionaire’s house where he dances around in a suit looking even more uncomfortable than the over-styled models. (Is that a diamond dog leash she has on? Why?) The highlight of “Good Times” has to be when he passes himself in the water as a shark and says “What the fuck?” to the camera. Precisely Tom. What – the – fuck? I hereby commit to make a song worse than this by Friday. I will be employing the talents of my good buddy Sharky Favorite and we promise to make our track even more insufferable.
PS: How about a song that goes “Don’t Let me Drown” by a guy who had a kid drown in his pool? Could a nigga be more oblivious?
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This should be the theme song for a soon-to-be-canceled sitcom.
07.27.09 at 12:24 pm
this song’s worse. fucking borderline-retarded mess she’s become.
07.27.09 at 12:36 pm
Not even close(although the video does bring it down)just another unmemorable song.
07.27.09 at 12:44 pm
Gav, you can’t make a shitty song on purpose. You can make a bad song on purpose, but it will suck 100x not because it’s funny, but because you tried too hard.
If you want a good piece of shit, find a “musician” who takes themselves and their “art” seriously and help them bring their vision to life. I promise you it will suck rhino balls.
07.27.09 at 12:45 pm
Embarrassing.
07.27.09 at 12:51 pm
Gain: You will neer, eer make the worst song, because Nikki Sixx did. Did you listen to his album that came out six or nine months ago? “DADDY, YOU IGNORRRRRRRED ME! A SWEET KID LIKE ME! NO WONDER I DID HEROIN! DADDY, YOU BAD DAD! AND NOW AS AN ADULT I RUINED CHRISTMAS FOR EERYONE!” I think those are actual lyrics. With Styx-style welling emotional cathartic music. I don’t want to bum you out, but beating this Tommy Lee song is nothing as long as Nikki Sixx still has access to a studio.
07.27.09 at 1:18 pm
please stop breeding
07.27.09 at 1:25 pm
isn’t this 9 years old and by Eve 6?
07.27.09 at 1:44 pm
it’s like the video David Brent made in the British Office Christmas episode
07.27.09 at 1:49 pm
Tommy Lee should have thought of this before he went off with that waitress.
07.27.09 at 1:58 pm
hi sharky!
07.27.09 at 2:01 pm
and did jlo direct this piece of shit?
07.27.09 at 2:04 pm
HEY, 1000-YEAR-OLD MUMMY LEE,
YOU ALREADY MADE YOUR MONEY, SHUT UP AND DIE ALREADY.
THANKS
Jucifer Von Beelzebub
07.27.09 at 2:11 pm
I guess you all missed this video’s YouTube rating. The verdict is in, and it’s fabulous.
07.27.09 at 2:20 pm
Holy Christ this is sub BravoFact
07.27.09 at 2:27 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WURSJ4ZDYKM
07.27.09 at 2:41 pm
While it’s certainly not great, it’s not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. And that over-styled model in the beginning of the video is one of the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen – way better than the majority of your 10-kitty boners and LNP alerts.
07.27.09 at 3:04 pm
what’s Preck’s take on this?
07.27.09 at 3:24 pm
brandonnn you are the one….my sonnn
07.27.09 at 3:25 pm
Good luck. I don’t think a worse song is possible.
This video is everything I hated about 1998.
07.27.09 at 3:28 pm
Also, “I hope you’ve seen this,” that video is fucking magical.
07.27.09 at 3:39 pm
poor dude must need money. god it must suck realizing your growing old in LA. slowly realizing the vampires are almost done with your corpse.
07.27.09 at 3:42 pm
Now I know who they had in mind when the term “ass clown” was invented.
07.27.09 at 3:50 pm
Whatever happened to this ass clown’s hip-hop career? I guess he abandoned the music but decided to stick with the cheesy hand gestures.
07.27.09 at 3:51 pm
Why a well respected degenerate would want to engage in a solo rap career, followed by a ridiculously ill-conceived come back tour, followed by a stint as a washed up pussy is beyond me. Did he get tired of 22 year old 10s licking his balls two at a time, or what?
07.27.09 at 4:20 pm
I liked the song better when the Indigo girls did it.
07.27.09 at 4:36 pm
One more thought. If you like things that are so bad they’re good, I strongly suggest Fieldy’s (Bassist from Korn) solo rap project: Fieldy’s Dreams. It has provided me with years of top-notch entertainment. Sample lyric, “Weed makes me happy when I’m feelin’ crappy. What’s wrong with that, I ain’t tryin’ to feel like crap?”. One more because I can’t help myself, “Shit in a bag light it on fire, you open your door, there’s a bag on fire!”. That last one is from the song “Child Vigilante”, which is about being a hoodlum, thug, and criminal. Fieldy didn’t even bother to look up the definition of the word vigilante. I could go on for days…
07.27.09 at 5:53 pm
Good one “i hope you’ve seen this” ,
If he were riding around (in the Good Times vid), in The Tacoma Live Dream Drum Contraption and giving thumbs ups every time he did a partial turn over , perhaps I would think more of it.
His similarities in vocational directory, to Vanilla Ice, are becoming ever so uncanny.
07.27.09 at 6:02 pm
no, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHuGG_FsC20
07.27.09 at 6:21 pm
U r all haterz. Tomee lee rulezz. Tommye Lee is tha GREYTEST musician in tha wurld!
07.27.09 at 6:32 pm
i dunno. i love his flops & the way he plugs his little nose @ about 1:40 (total MELTDOWN).
07.27.09 at 10:07 pm
@ Drippy Dog Dicks was right. That Fieldy’s Dream shit is some next level Juggalo genius.
07.28.09 at 12:14 am
can i please request the song contain any of the following:
• autotune vocals
• saxophone solo
• drum n bass ‘breakdown’
• guest rapper ad-libs
• medievil flute breakdown
• some dissing / ‘calling out names’ (preferably to those faggits spinal tap)
• no ‘comedy rap’ *urururrghhg*
• some sweet nostalgic croaky-voiced cute indie-boy-with-beard singing
• some scratching
• maybe a ‘remix’ feat. lots of celebrities too
07.28.09 at 12:18 am
it’s not as good as patio lanterns but not bad
07.28.09 at 1:49 am
whatever this guy has slayed more poon than ANY of us combined will ever see.
07.28.09 at 3:46 am
I couldn’t even finish this, so late nineties. It seems like so much stuff from LA is fifteen years behind schedule.
07.28.09 at 1:23 pm
What A BUTTHORN!!!!
07.28.09 at 3:01 pm
This is almost as bad as that terrible song “Hey Mister” by that slimeball Custom.
07.28.09 at 4:17 pm
@BJ
Wait, that would include every song by Linkin Park and Limp Bizkit.
07.28.09 at 7:32 pm
I’ve been showing my friends this video for ages. I wonder whose idea of good times these actually are. A guy who was born on the set of a rap video?
07.29.09 at 1:12 am