STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » MAN LOVES BEER TO DEATH

And you thought you loved beer. Click the pic for the story.

This entry was posted on 05.05.08 at 12:53 pm by Kyle McInnes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

10 Comments

iDIOT Says:

USE IT WHILE YOU CAN YOU FUCKEN BOOZER!!YOUR GONNA DIE OF CIRRHOSIS IN A FEW MONTHS ANYWAY….

05.05.08 at 2:48 pm
etc Says:

A great solution to cancer of the alcoholism.

05.05.08 at 3:40 pm
phorade Says:

imagine how awkward it would be to be at his funeral.

05.05.08 at 3:40 pm
yowza Says:

wow, never thought sc would poach off of geekologie for a blog story

05.05.08 at 4:06 pm
poop Says:

I see nothing wrong with this.

05.05.08 at 4:24 pm
Taeil Says:

I would rather drink a gallon of my girlfriend’s piss to get drunk than PBR. Which isn’t so bad since my girlfriend doesn’t exist….

05.05.08 at 5:58 pm
MethMagic Says:

I want a glass coffin with a paper OLDE ENGLISH label on it.

05.06.08 at 11:21 am
muthafutha Says:

labatt’s 50

05.06.08 at 9:01 pm
aganomics Says:

Fuck that. Im going to be buried in a giant paper bag that’s been twisted to fit the contours of my body and folded back to the very tip of my head.

05.07.08 at 2:20 am
aganomics Says:

so cops can’t tell im a beer.

05.07.08 at 2:21 am

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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