Yesterday is a day that will go down in history. On January 6th 2009 a man’s snowpant got caught in a chair so badly he fell upside down and his ass fell out. He hung there for 7 minutes getting windburns on his cheeks until the paramedics came and blew on them with warm breath. Nobody has any idea if he will even live or not. When God was asked about he coldly replied, “Probably.” From now on, every January 6th has to be a day of mourning where we all let our asses hang out no matter how cold it is and say, “Dad, are you OK?”
From Smoking Gun
PS How about SG’s link to the photographer with email and everything like this is going to be his big break? Dude was photographing Moon Dad while this was going on and thinking to himself, “I’m going to be rich!”
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Being straight edge as a kid is a great way to rebel against: puking, getting pregnant, and wrapping your parent’s car around a tree.
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01.07.09 at 1:07 am
is that bruce cockburn?
01.07.09 at 1:53 am
If there was some way to freeze this glorious moment in time perhaps in tattoo form, or possibly even gravestone etching, I think it might be worth doing.
01.07.09 at 2:58 am
Is this the year of ass pain?
01.07.09 at 10:17 am
that’s where being able to do 5 situps comes in handy.
They never had these problems in olden times, the future is fat_
01.07.09 at 11:49 am
FUCK, I wish I wouldve went to vail that day, I was at winter park. I’m surprised it didn’t happen at all the resorts, everybody was so hungover but still going strong!
01.07.09 at 4:04 pm
Plus, it was pretty busy and it happened right at the lift line and anybody who’s been skiing in Colorado(especially at Vail) knows there’s at least 100 people waiting there for the lift.
01.07.09 at 4:08 pm
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01.07.09 at 6:21 pm
A+
01.08.09 at 7:18 am
i heard the photographer got fired. what an unfortunate turn of events.
01.08.09 at 11:17 am
this is something you can never recover from. any future insult you would use will be countered with “oh yeah? what about the time you hung upside down naked from a ski lift for 20 minutes?”
01.08.09 at 2:42 pm