I’m with Ferris. Fuck that guy. All he does is insult women all day and draw coke coming out of their nose and he has a meltdown when someone gets mad? What did he think was going to happen? “Fugly” Fergie would high five him on the red carpet? As David Cross said when he was confronted by Creed, “You have to own your words.”
And here’s another tip, if there is no evidence of violence on your face, stop photographing it like it’s going to be Exhibit B in a court of law. Two thirds of the red marks on your face are from fucking hair dye and the third one looks like you got hit in the face with a peanut. Even if he’s right and violence IS never the answer, you’re going to be hard pressed to convince anyone that tiny bonk is “violence.” Toddlers get into more “violence” while grappling for a toy.
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that picture is awesome
06.24.09 at 11:07 am
He should have a pacifier.
06.24.09 at 11:12 am
I thought Scott Stapp told David “Thanks for the words”
06.24.09 at 11:15 am
he is a black hole
06.24.09 at 11:17 am
Getting beat up by will i am is pretty gay.
06.24.09 at 11:47 am
Gossip blogger Perez Hilton rally for support by NYC nightlife King JE Englebert after recent assault.
New York City
Gossip blogger Perez Hilton rally for support by NYC nightlife King JE Englebert after recent assault allegedly by Black Eyed Peas band member Will.I.Am
after the musician told the blogger not to write about his band on his website http://www.perezhilton.com Police charged the band’s tour member with assault for allegedly punching Hilton during a confrontation at a Toronto nightclub early Monday morning. “Freedom of speech should never be compromised” “Wether you love Perez or hate Perez he is a entertainment icon that has the right to free speech” “I am inviting Mr. Hilton to be my guest of honor in NYC and have a VIP party for him and his thousand of followers at my nightclub Suzie Wong on a night to show love not hate. Guess what is on the menu at the event? I plan on serving “Pea” soup says Englebert
06.24.09 at 12:36 pm
I hate his face. I believe in the right to a little violence. I could never take someone’s life, but I would gladly stab him in the gut.
06.24.09 at 12:50 pm
His face is red from his cry baby tears.
06.24.09 at 1:02 pm
of course i’m glad he got punched and i can’t believe it hasn’t happened yet, i hope it happens many more times. i love how he makes his own set of rules and then expects everybody to adhere to them. i’m going to walk up to some guy i don’t know and tell him his mother’s a whore, and by god he’ll just have to try to think of something to say back to me, because violence is never the answer. not everybody plays by the same set of rules, i learned that one when i was about two.
but the very best part of the whole episode is the “statement” he put on his website. i can’t wait for that monologue in the movie about perez’s life when john c reilly is playing perez hilton. all i could think of the whole time i watched it is that it was written for john c reilly. so hilarious.
by the way, freedom of speech means that you probably won’t be imprisoned or executed (by the government) for expressing your views, it doesn’t mean that there are no consequences for expressing your views.
06.24.09 at 1:05 pm
The Grinch is looking a little more pink than green right now.
06.24.09 at 1:16 pm
aahhahahah, that pic is gold. ‘boohoo, perez got beaten like a gay jesus, but not enough too look real badass, so saahad’
06.24.09 at 1:35 pm
Ah, I see what you did there, with those two very different articles being next to each other and making it look like they were the same.
But, yeah that guy should get punched in the face more often. And from the looks of that photo, he should be punched much harder. Will.i.am apparently hits like a girl. I imagine he let out a little girl grunt when he swung.
06.24.09 at 1:47 pm
Ha!…looks at that mug!! Walleyed, big blorp of a nose, giant chin…I guess it’s easy to be ugly on the inside when you’re so ugly on the outside.
06.24.09 at 2:27 pm
Dlisted is where its at anyhoo. That twink is 10 times as witty as Perez could ever be.
06.24.09 at 2:30 pm
Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahha! Hahahahhaha! Hahaha! Ha!
Whew!
06.24.09 at 3:31 pm
Wait… Lady Gaga’s tits shoot fireworks?
06.24.09 at 3:38 pm
talking about celebrities is gay unless they are either porn stars or athletes.
06.24.09 at 4:18 pm
i think all bloggers are losers.
hiding behind the monitor because they are societal rejects.
FUCK YOU!
06.24.09 at 9:09 pm