You would think all of all the things Asians would feel envious about other races (i.e. bigger dicks, bigger cars, and bigger asses) the last thing we would want to do is give up our exotic eyes for rounder ones.
Alas, that is not the case. I think the rest of the world should know this. Which is the popularity of Asian eyelid surgery amongst young gooks.
Literally, they call it “Asian eye lid surgery.”
A quick explanation of it is (if you didn’t watch the above clip), Asians with our slanty eyes go under the knife to “fix up” eyelids to increase their folds creating a more “Caucasian” look to the beholder. This is the Asian version of the nose job and face lift. It’s become the vanity enhancement procedure to get amongst young rich kids throughout Asia. Kinda like when spoiled white bitches from Beverly Hills get boob jobs when they turn 18. But the thing is Asian guys get this surgery done as much as girls. Major celebrities in Asia had their eyes altered (most notably Jackie Chan). When I discovered such a thing “was a thing” amongst my fellow chinks, it kinda irked me a little bit. You would think our superior IQs would help us transcend any notion of inferiority amongst the rest of the world, especially in terms of the arbitrary notion of beauty, but that all went to shit when you see every other gook literally look half white with their eyes.
Here’s a really hot Korean chick that got her eyes done appearing on the Tyra Banks Show convincing TV viewers it somehow made her hotter (it didn’t):
Unfortunately, I finally caved in with the whole eye thing. I guess I just became too white washed for my own good.
I’ve always felt white on the inside so I really needed to make sure I got my point across with the windows to my soul. Here’s me fresh off the surgery boat. Don’t I look nice? Unfortunately my ghetto surgeon kind of fucked up.
[I did not touch one word of this post — Ed.]
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each post, you get funnier.
01.28.09 at 10:30 am
tthat is pretty fucked up.
01.28.09 at 10:33 am
‘You would think our superior IQs would help us transcend any notion of inferiority amongst the rest of the world, especially in terms of the arbitrary notion of beauty, but that all went to shit when you see every other gook literally look half white with their eyes.’
- You are transcending articulacy.
01.28.09 at 10:54 am
but you do look better. look at you! way to go, gook! good boy!
do you want to rub me while i lube you?
01.28.09 at 11:10 am
I think Street Carnage should go on Tyra.
01.28.09 at 11:12 am
hey “editor”, why showing off about not doing your job right?
01.28.09 at 11:13 am
tyra is so full of herself, i love it, in fact i do love watching her show because it fills the void that riki lake left in my soul.
the girl is pretty but she is so insecure its scary, can you imagine dating her?
01.28.09 at 11:27 am
bro lose some weight
01.28.09 at 12:29 pm
no homo
01.28.09 at 12:29 pm
I call bullshit on the I.Q. thing…
I know a lot of VERY STUPID asian chicks.
I mean almost slightly retarded, maybe they’re being pressured to abandon their intellect and act like valley girls.
But they have naturally bald pussies, and thats ALL RIGHT!
01.28.09 at 12:36 pm
I agree, I agree with myself.
01.28.09 at 12:38 pm
That bitch on tyra just looks whiter, not hotter. So stupid.
01.28.09 at 1:07 pm
@JUCIFER you have no idea how false the naturally bald pussy thing is. They don’t have the pubes that stretch all the way to the thighs Jew style bush. But otherwise, in China at least, that shit is left bushy as all hell. Same with the pits.
01.28.09 at 1:09 pm
those eyes are so good for seeing in the wind why would anyone give that up?
01.28.09 at 1:13 pm
@jefro
Fuckin’ Gobi desert is a harsh place!
01.28.09 at 2:20 pm
How bad was “Gran Torino”
01.28.09 at 5:25 pm
The link above is the much less horrendous edited version.
01.29.09 at 5:47 am
That is to say, just click on my name.
01.29.09 at 5:48 am
i used to go out with this rich girl from columbia (south america) and she had this surgery done, but they botched it and it has an adverse effect where her eyes were permanantly swollen
01.29.09 at 5:53 am
^ Get your own name, dick.
01.29.09 at 6:14 am
Taeil your link didn’t work for me
01.29.09 at 8:16 am
was it the shitty acting by everyone ‘cept clint or was it the goofy teens who have assault weapons but can’t seem to work anything better than piling six into a shitty ‘96 civic?
01.31.09 at 1:15 am