With equal part skateboards and motorcycles, Cycle Zombies is one of the few blogs I read these days, and they are fucking killing it. These four dudes alone are making up for all the assholes I see on their brand new bikes wearing crocs and cargo pants with absolutely no style, bike or gear-wise. Among all the other rad shit, they also have great tunes featured as well as a video they made with an old ass Early Man song and, I mean, you just can’t beat that.
x
Jen
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Hooray for Costa Mesa. Hooray for Palm trees. Can we trade weather?
04.20.09 at 12:26 pm
If you wear vans on your fucking bike you are a fucking homo. My crew would VAMP these faggots.
04.20.09 at 12:27 pm
SOIMEBODY SHUT THIS BITCH UP!
She’s taking anything cool away from bike culture just by liking it.
Nice Triumphs though.
04.20.09 at 12:28 pm
love jen’s posts, don’t listen to these dorks
04.20.09 at 12:44 pm
well its nice that they let jared leto play too.
04.20.09 at 12:45 pm
What’s cool about riding around on a big metal dick? These are all man-children playing dress up.
04.20.09 at 1:02 pm
@ pubert: couldn’t have said it better
these guys might kick your fucking teeth in during a bar fight, but they all cry in their closets at home while holding their knees and thinking about that time daddy went off to get a pack of cigarettes when they were 5…..
04.20.09 at 1:11 pm
Motorcycles are only good for one thing: meth trafficing. fuck nazis.
04.20.09 at 1:28 pm
Jen your articles aren’t good
04.20.09 at 1:40 pm
WELL “PUBES” WHY DO’NT YOU GO BACK TO FRANCE AND RIDE AROUND ON A METAL BAGGUETT LOAF OF BREAD, THIS IS AMERICA AND WE RIDE OR DIE. THE THING ABOTU THESE MOTOR CYCLE’S IS THAT THESE MEN DESIGN AND BUILD THEM, YES WITH THEY’RE HAND’S LITTERALLY, THEIR NOT TOY’S. DO YOU THINK THAT “STREET BONERS” WOULD JUST POST A BUNCH OF PICTURE’S OF GUYS RIDING AROUND ON MACHINES THAT SOME LOOSER IN A FACTORY BUILT THEM, WELL NOT ON YOU’RE LIFE BUB!
ANY WAYS THIS PICTURE’S SHOWS THE TRUE SPIRITS OF AMERICAN INDIVIDULAITY, I MEAN WE INVENTED THE MOTOR CYCLE (AS WELL AS THE I-POD AND THE CAR), SO THEY ARE GOING TO RIDE THEM. AND IT JUST GOES TO SHOW BY THE WORLD’S ENVYING US, I MEAN LOOK AT JAPAN THEY ARE ALL FAKE “GREASERS” NOW, EVEN THEY’RE PRESIDENT MORIMOTO, HE CHANGED HIS NAME TO MORIMOTO BECAUSE HE WANT’S “MORE MOTO CYCLES!!!”
OH AND I HOPE YOU KNOW … ROCK ‘N’ ROLL WILL NEVER DIE!!!!
04.20.09 at 1:44 pm
motorcycles run on gas. lame. ride a fucking bicycle you fat-asses.
04.20.09 at 1:48 pm
Ha, maybe real bikers do, but look at the guys on this site. They look like a bunch of models who bought vintage leather and are really into steampunk. Jen is the queen of trying too hard.
04.20.09 at 1:49 pm
Honestly i’d rather see this stuff than a bunch of douches running around in hypebeast shit and 400 dollar sneakers. this is a lot more fun.
04.20.09 at 2:22 pm
Jen, you have definitely won me over, don’t let these faggots get ya down. Thanks for bringing your vagy perspective into the SC mix.
04.20.09 at 2:35 pm
PS-my butthole is a giant gaping cum dumpster.
04.20.09 at 3:04 pm
@ Steve McQueen: you couldn’t be more accurate. But i want to see what she looks like, I think she might be hot and that kinda makes it ok. Tho there are no pics on her website so maybe not. “ex-model” the best job title evar.
@Street Bacon: pools closed thanks to your faggotry
04.20.09 at 3:06 pm
WELL TO THE PERSON WHO WROTE THE COMMENT ABOTU WHINER’S SUCKS’ BUTT-HOLE, YOU REALLY CROSSED A LINE BUB. YOU DO’NT EVEN HAVE THE RITE TO SAY THAT KIND OF VULGAR THING, WE ARE JUST BLOGGING HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. I THOUGHT ALL YOU NYC LIB’S WERE SUPPOSED A BE ALL ABOUT FREEDOM OF SPEACH, WELL I GUESS NOT WHEN THE SPEACH CONSERNS AMERICAN FREEDOM AND LIBERTY OF MOTOR CYCLE’S, I GUESS YOU WANT US TO RIDE AROUND IN VOKESWAGGON, WHICH IS THE CAR THAT HITLER INVENTED. WELL FARTFAGNOOGEN UP YOU’RE ASS COMMIE!
04.20.09 at 3:23 pm
It’s so easy to bash a guy with a hobby.
Remember, you’re the one anonymously criticizing a man’s Vans while he’s barreling down a highway at 95. Who’s having more fun?
04.20.09 at 3:57 pm
ahhh.. when FTW meant Fuck The World.
04.20.09 at 4:15 pm
thanks just a normal guy
04.20.09 at 4:21 pm
these guys rule. fucking trolls on here always get upset when people are having fun, look cool, and get chicks.
04.20.09 at 4:49 pm
also, that’s the best garage ever
04.20.09 at 4:49 pm
Cap’n Glitterfuzz: RIGHT ON… Vans aren’t the safest, but nothing beats them as far as style, foot-control and feel.
04.20.09 at 5:04 pm
Bikes are rad but your guys comments are just awful on this one.
JAG bailing out Whiners Suck? Do you two follow each other on twitter or something? Jesus christ, I don’t even read JAGS ridiculous comments anymore, they feel too much like hipsterrunoff but I think he’s serious on this one.
Secondly, these guys didn’t make their own bikes — they’re kits and mods and rebuilds. The whole american arguement is somewhat bullshit too — they’re riding Triumphs not Indians or Harleys, don’t try to romanticize anything. I’ve got a bike becuase it’s just fun and it makes me feel like a fucker. It’s what young white people buy after flipping a few pounds of homegrown and when they’re comfortable with being white and feel that rap music just isn’t making them feel tough anymore.
It’s a toy, like a skateboard. This lifestyle bullshit is fun — but just part of the toy’s appeal.
04.20.09 at 6:31 pm
Well, the sight of a 20 year old on a bobbed Indian would be a little fucking weird.
It’d be tragic if your idea of fun revolves around an attempt to eliminate insecurity. Quit thinking so much, eh?
04.20.09 at 7:00 pm
WELL “LEGAL TRENDER” I DID’NT KNOW YOU MADE TAHT MUCH MONEY “FLIPPING” HOME-GROWN SUN-DRY TOMATOS AT THE ORGANIC FARMER’S MARKET BUT GOOD FOR YOU!!!
04.20.09 at 7:12 pm
Legal Tender is right about a few things.
JAG having split personality disorder as a result of an internet addiction and a lack of real friends…I think JAG is probably 19 years old. He reads HRO everyday and tries extremely hard. I skip his comments as well…
And he’s right that they’re not riding american bikes. I don’t know if it’s that weird to see 20 year olds on american bikes. I’m pretty sure the entire Emerica team rides Harleys and a few of them are most definitely 20.
Oh, and fun revolving around attempts to eliminate insecurity — why do you think everyone does drugs. Every “hipster” is insecure, it’s called cocaine and alcohol…
04.20.09 at 8:57 pm
Oh, I was joking about the insecurity/rap music thing. I’m just referencing that article over the weekend where commenters said they liked rap because it made them feel tough when they were driving. I don’t know why I like bikes, I figure most people would if they had one.
I wasn’t suggesting these guys ride Indians either, I was just suggesting the whole “american” built and owned thing was a little off. Triumphs aren’t cheap either, similar to the cost of a Harley to be honest so it’s really not that weird either way. Their bikes would be cheaper than a Toyota Camry or whatever it is you guys drive.
JAG is still a joke.
04.20.09 at 9:17 pm
uh-oh, randolphin is jealous cuz JAG be mackin on his lady!!!! FIGHT, FIGHT, super lame ball-less internet comment FIGHT!
04.20.09 at 9:45 pm
^ hey u guys remember that show JAG? my dad used to call it JAG-off cuz brunete scully or who ever the fuck she was supposed to be had some tig ol bitties.
04.20.09 at 9:50 pm
WELL I DO’NT WANT TO FIGHT ANY MORE BECASUE IT IS SUCH A HAPPY ACCIDENT THAT TWO LIKE-MIND’ED POEPLE LIKE “LEGAL TRENDER” AND “RANDOLPHUS” HAVE FOUND EACH OTHER.
I MEAN THESE GUYS ARE LITTERALLY THE ONLY TWO COMMENTORS IN THE WORLD WHO THINK MY NAME IS “JUST A GUY” AND NOT “JUST A NORMAL GUY”, NOT TO MENSION THE FACT THAT THEY BOTH LOVE MOTOR CYCLE’S AND THEY WRITE IN VERY SIMILAR STYLE’S WITH THE BIG HYPHEN’S AND WHAT-NOT, SO I WO’NT TO STEP BACK AND LET THIS BROMANCE BLOSSOM BECASUE THESE VERY SIMILAR GUY’S NEED SOME BREATHING ROOM TO GET TO KNOW EACH OTHER, ALL MOST LIKE SEPERATED AT BIRTH OR TWINS, WHICH ONE IS ARNOLD SHWARZENEGGER AND WHICH ONE IS DANNY DAVITO?LOL!
04.20.09 at 9:58 pm
HAHA THAT’D BE ALRIGHT WOULDN’T IT JAG! LOL! WE COULD TOTALLY TWITTER WITH EACH OTHER AND ESTABLISH INTERNET RELATIONSHIPS FOR OUR SIMILAR STYLE OF WRITING. OH NO! I’M DOING IT AGAIN! I’M STARTING TO WRITE LIKE SOMEONE ELSE! ARE WE IN LOVE!? IS THIS DESTINY? LOL!
04.20.09 at 10:29 pm
you guys are all faggots. its pointless to argue with jag he’s retarded but legal tender likes fake tits so he’s a bit or a retard to. The only funny comments on here were from ewbacca.
04.20.09 at 10:42 pm
Who are these homos the “Cycle Zombos” they look pretty gay to me, but one thing you guys have wrong is it looks to me is that the one kid on there blog picture is riding a shovelhead and the picture on this article here with all three of them at a stop light the guy on the left is on a old big twin of some sort maybe a pan or something
04.20.09 at 10:43 pm
ps there asses are lookin damn fine in them tight trousers
04.20.09 at 10:45 pm
ewbacca, I was enraged at first as I realized JAG had displayed chivalry before I even had a chance. But I couldn’t stay angry as now he too will get “the aids” from Whiners “giant gaping cum dumping asshole”…
Nah, Whiners comments still make me laugh and hold some truth most of the time. You know what they say; “The first internet crush is the deepest” or something like that…
P.S. Legal Tender writes like me, not vice versa, I’m the “JAG” originator, bitch.
04.20.09 at 11:21 pm
Early Man are fucking lame. Listen to Valkyrie.
04.20.09 at 11:25 pm
dear god, what kind of people need to travel en masse? posses, crews, gangs…is there anything more preposterous or sissified than racing around on your bicycle with your constant companions in order to appear cool?
there are a lot of things about me you don’t know anything about. things you couldn’t understand, things you shouldn’t understand. i’m a loner, a rebel.
04.21.09 at 1:08 am
Cheese Dick Kult and Skeleton Crew shred harder than these guys.
04.21.09 at 3:05 am
Looks like somone watches Sons Of Anarchy.
04.21.09 at 11:38 am
I love it in the butt
04.21.09 at 4:07 pm
jen ganutuooo two
04.21.09 at 6:08 pm
Oh snap! Where have I been to miss all the above fighting??? Well, umm, I’m blushing. If my boyfriend dumps me Randolphin and JANG can take me out Elimidate style with multiple locations and hot tubs and then at the end, I will elimidate one of you. but oh god don’t eat any shellfish and let this happen, it might hurt your chances. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgNWisEriJw
04.21.09 at 7:47 pm
can someone tell me what VAMPING is ? if by Vamping these faggots with your crew means a good old fashion gang bang then i’m in, me and my fixed gear crew, ” butt pirates on wheels” will join in on the action. let us know xoxoxxxooXoOXXoX
04.22.09 at 1:27 am
IF any of you fools knew anything about the cycle zombies you would know that they don’t just ride triumphs they ride harleys too. Its all around motorcycle riding. Triumphs are just fun because they are easy and simple, super basic. Its not only about motorcycles but surfing, skateboarding, and music. They ride their bikes in vans because Scotty is a professional surfer and turkey is a pro skateboarder both sponsered by hurley and vans. Sure sponsership isn’t evrything but if you had free shoes being handed to you while doing what you loved you wouldn’t say no.
04.23.09 at 2:40 am
VAMPING means.” Hey Bro Lets give it to them in ass ”
Cycle zombos are gonna get a vamping from my crew fo sho.
04.23.09 at 12:58 pm
i wear vans and shorts when i ride.if u dnt like it u suk anyways..
04.30.09 at 10:21 pm
bicycle only guys are a bunch of tools.
so long as there a drop of gas on this planet im gonna use it and so will you. dont be a fucking child.
related to the story: those bikes are cool.
02.05.10 at 8:40 pm