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MERRILL HOWARD KALIN: CHEF, RETARD, DEAD

There’s something about watching a cooking show hosted by a chef who is literally retarded and preparing a salad on a cutting board that previously held raw chicken that just makes me smile. Word is that he died about a month ago, so the discovery of him is all the more bittersweet.

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This entry was posted on 07.31.08 at 2:04 pm by Denise . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

14 Comments

chim Says:

opie and anthony have been using this guy for at least a year

07.31.08 at 2:32 pm
Butchie Says:

Good night, sweet prince.

07.31.08 at 2:51 pm
guuuhhh? Says:

how did he die? salmonella?

07.31.08 at 3:44 pm
Wordbond Says:

laughing at retards. Very transgressive Denise.

07.31.08 at 4:07 pm
Beef Says:

That sucks. I’ve been laughing at this video for a few months and slowly falling in love with him. Poor guy.

07.31.08 at 4:13 pm
Ironic Chef Says:

When he says “never use a knife” and it cuts to him slicing tomatoes: _That_ was a devastating edit.

This guy is so likable though, wordbond, we can’t help it if other retards are hypothetically laughing at the retard in a way that can only be described as….wrongheaded.

07.31.08 at 5:34 pm
uncle beef Says:

40-year-old suspect held in greyhound bus stabbing/decapitation in Canada. thats real carnage

07.31.08 at 5:40 pm
SHITCOCK Says:

@Wordbond

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU PATHETIC FUCKING KILLJOY.

07.31.08 at 6:22 pm
Anonymous Says:

You gotta be kidding me right??

This is a set up… jump to 240 and listen to him say “oh jesus christ…mgmrphrba(?)”
you’ve been had. again.

damn retards.

then again maybe just the character Merrill Howard is gone….. that would be a loss.

07.31.08 at 6:33 pm
Voltron Says:

By the sounds the was making while dressing the salad, I wonder if that shit was dressing or bottled cum….yeeesh

07.31.08 at 11:52 pm
ross Says:

obit here:

http://www.legacy.com/ChicagoTribune/Obituaries.asp?Page=LifeStory&PersonId=112237897

complete with 6 pages of defaced guest book.

08.01.08 at 2:19 am
Chachi Says:

He does a better Julia Child and Julia Child herself.

08.01.08 at 8:00 am
cunt brad Says:

did he die of being retarded or being a retarded chef

08.03.08 at 6:30 pm
His_wife43 Says:

Poor’ in this context, some point out, is not about a temporary lack of funds – a college student who’s ‘broke’ the day before his parents transfer him his allowance, a recent college grad with a low-paid but educational or do-gooder job, these are not The Poor. ,

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