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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM THE INANE AND INSANE!

What says “Christmas” more than discount Jewelry, Canadian holiday ads with saxophones and Pizza Hut Xmas Solar Shades? A hunky serial killer sharing his Christmas recipe, that’s what! MERRY CHRISTMAS!

OHHH! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT JEWELRY THAT’S GIVING YOU THAT RASH?!

CANADIAN SAXOPHONES AND THE MOST AWESOME CHRISTMAS VIBES EVER!

WHY DO THEY BOTHER HAVING ANYMORE XMAS MESSAGES AFTER THIS? ANNIE NAILED IT!

DON’T BOTHER PUTTING THE CHEESE ON MY PIZZA — I’LL JUST WEAR IT ON MY FACE!

SEE, HE WASN’T THAT BAD OF A GUY.

-TV CARNAGE

This entry was posted on 12.24.09 at 11:11 pm by D. Eric Beckles. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 2.0 feed. You can E-mail it to a friend.

3 Comments

The President of the United States of Full Blown Aids Says:

Xmas first

12.25.09 at 6:23 am
gregor Says:

annie lennox is a cock

12.25.09 at 6:25 am
finklestein Says:

whoa! Gacy IS sooooo hunky!

12.25.09 at 11:54 am

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STREET CARNAGE is mostly a website that features street fashion critiques called STREET BONERS and compilations of bad television called TV CARNAGE. The site also has a blog, a radio show, and regularly features video shorts made by Gavin and Derrick.

STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

Derrick makes videos for various bands as well as his own movies. His most recent project is called "Cop Movie" and is comprised of about three dozen different cop movies and he also has a workout video coming out that is made up of a million disgusting workout tapes. Gavin does freelance writing for TV, film and magazines and they both do funny acting stuff as well as other hilarious video shit we'll tell you about later. They are both dicks.

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