METALHEAD PATCH COATS


Man, when Germans like something they really go for it. They love Native Americans so much they learn the language and get an Indian name. They love ugly chicks so much they filled their whole country with them. And they love metal bands so much they keep sewing patches on their jackets until the jacket IS patches.

From THE BATTLE FOR ART

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17 Comments

  1. tommy gun Says:

    “They love ugly chicks so much they filled their whole country with them.”

    hahahahahahahahaha -

    christi FTW. if i didn’t have a girl already i’d be stalking you bradnox - always good posts.

  2. Jen Says:

    This is like crust punks and their jeans with better taste.

  3. Chachi and the MS-13s Says:

    That one schnook in the third picture is going to teach us the art of picking up women.

  4. awesome Says:

    those dudes are as unfalse as it gets.

  5. KayWhy Says:

    I LOVE IT. WANT ONE

  6. wallop flotsam Says:

    johan und seins technicolor dweebcoat

  7. Martin Bormann Says:

    That dude at the top must have six million patches on his jacket.

  8. louis Says:

    this is New Sincerity all the way!

  9. Beef Says:

    No Darkthrone, Impetigo or Autopsy? That last dude saved his jacket with the Mortician patch. It’s nice to see Westchester County represented in Germany.

  10. Fat Jesus Says:

    Indian names, huh? So I guess guy #1 is Chief “Too much time on his hands”

  11. miss appalachian Says:

    i am so happy all over. this is the best post ever. i want to bake you a cake with date sugar.

  12. Korgull Says:

    Nice, old school to the max. Those krauts are true metalheads. How long will it be before we see LES coke whores rocking the same look to match their ‘vintage’ ‘Maiden shirts?

  13. streetbummers Says:

    The third wave ska patch jacket is due for a comeback, who wants to pick it up pick it up pick it up?

  14. pat Says:

    there was this one guy at my high school that had a jacket made of patches. it was 2004 and music sucked but we were all about blah blog blaohg….

  15. anonymous Says:

    i met this guy called himself “chief hawk jockstrap” and he had a rocket launcher full of *chu-chuck* potato salad.

  16. bruce browntree Says:

    german chicks are pretty cool. don’t know what the author has against them.

  17. wilbert harrison Says:

    to the guy who complained about no impetigo, autopsy or darkthrone, yes, bummer, but the asphyx back patch on the top guy’s shit is just as awesome. don’t fuck with asphyx.

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