(Here’s a dude reviewing a movie loosely based on the invention)
A great way to gauge how civilized a civilization is becoming is to check on how they deal with crime. Here in the West we basically blow criminals and give them about 136 ways to become good again. Shit, they can become lawyers in prison and fight their own cases if they want. In the Middle East however, punishments range from the Oldie but Goodie “Cutting off the guy’s hands” to “hanging fags.” When technology is added to the Saudi brain, it comes up with this: “What about we put a microchip into all bad guys (including illegal immigrants btw) that tells us where they are at all times AND releases cyanide into their bloodstream if it looks like they might do something bad?”
Um, no.
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WELL I AM GLAD THAT WE DID PUT THE SAUDI’S ‘ON BLAST’, BUSH TOLD THEM ‘SAUDI’S WE ARE WATCHING YOU, AND IF YOU SOMUCHAS MAKE A SINGLE PEEP OUT OF THE WRONG SIDE OF YOU’RE MOUTH WE ARE COMING IN THEIR’. OUR FIGHTING BOYS COULD TURN MEKKA AND MADINA INTO FALUJA IN 2 SECOND’S FLAT AND THEY WOULD’NT KNOW WHAT HIT EM. WELL OF COARSE NOW OBAMA IS BOWING AND SCRAPPING THE GROUND IN FRONT OF THE SAUDI PRESIDENT BUT IT JUST GOES TO SHOW BECASUE EVERY BODY SHOULD OF KNOWN HE WAS A SECRET MUSLIM ALL A LONG. HE PROBABLY WANT’S TO TAKE THIS TECHNOLGY AND USE IT ON ALL AMERICAN’S AND LET HIS BUDDY’S THE SAUDI’S PUT HIS FINGER ON THE TRINGER.
05.16.09 at 11:38 am
w00t! JUST A NORMAL GUY, i have missed your contributions to this website so much. you’re back!
05.16.09 at 12:09 pm
hahahah he’s lookin for his heart
stupid kid
05.16.09 at 1:33 pm
His name is Jawsus
05.16.09 at 3:26 pm
SHITCOCK!
05.16.09 at 4:18 pm
he’s just lookin’n for his fheart. hollly crap we are doomed. that’s the target market for shit on a stick.
05.16.09 at 5:12 pm
“Here in the West we basically blow criminals and give them about 136 ways to become good again.”
That’s not even true, unfortunately. Have you ever seen the conditions in a U.S. prison? Also, cops shoot criminals on site quite frequently, both in reality and on crime/fantasy tv shows. Most Americans probably think that Habeus Corpus is some faw away island in the Greater Antilles, or some exotic form of crouton they can ask for in their salad at Applebee’s.
05.16.09 at 7:39 pm
WELL ‘PAYTON WESTLAKE’ I’M SORRY THE MEAN POLICE MAN PORED YOU’RE BEER OUT AND TOOK YOU BACK TO YOU’RE MOMMY AND DADDIES HOUSE (MORE LIKE YOU’RE DADDY AND DADDIES HOUSE LOL) I HOPE THE COP’S ARE ALOT NICER TO YOU THE NEXT TIME THEY FIND YOU DRUNK ON BOONES FARM IN THE ‘PIGLEE WIGLEE’ PARKING LOT. WELL I GUESS YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN TO AN APPLEBEES BECASUE YOU DO’NT ASK FOR CROUTON’S THEIR YOU JUST GET THEM. I’LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN APPELBEES STARTS SERVING BOILED TEMPAY WRAPS WITH SWEET POTATO FRY’S, MAY BE THEN YOU WILL SEE.
05.16.09 at 8:36 pm
“go away I’m ‘batin!”
05.16.09 at 9:33 pm
“The piper pulled down the sky”!
05.16.09 at 11:14 pm
a SEXMAN……REVIEW! i think you should reach out to this kid and have him do video film reviews for streetcarnage, i’ve been following his work ever since his fantastic review for the new Rambo film. the comments on his youtube pages are fucking indelible artifacts of the cruelty of man.
05.17.09 at 12:08 am
I like to think Normal Guy is David Cross sometimes
05.17.09 at 5:41 am
I love when disgruntled young Americans are forced to compare the system they hate so much with anywhere but Northern Europe (where suicide is at record highs). There may be some criticisms of American prisons but you’d be hard pressed to find better jails on earth. Maybe prisons are such horrible places in general because they’re filled with assholes.
05.17.09 at 10:11 am
Pruane2forever is the shit, best vlogger on youtube.
05.17.09 at 11:04 am
@ Peyton Westlake
Shut the fuck up.
@ Pruane
I have to disagree with you. I think TheOriginalRootbrian is the best vlogger, but I could just be comparing apples and faggots.
05.17.09 at 8:46 pm
Listen to slave LOOMIs talking about how great it is to be in a prison. Some love their bondage.
05.18.09 at 12:45 am
@ Peyton Westlake
What’d I tell you before? Shut the fuck up.
05.18.09 at 2:22 am
nigs
05.18.09 at 6:24 am
@ The Bedroom Asslete
Who still wears Clark’s?
05.18.09 at 7:02 am
tldw
05.18.09 at 4:39 pm