STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » MILLION WEEK: HOW I GOT MY BLACK EYE

EPISODE ONE: I recently screened some highlights of A Million in the Morning for Jon Friedman’s Rejection Show. Before one can get started with this kind of thing however, one has to explain why one’s eyeball looks tattooed. Tomorrow we’ll begin where this clip leaves off. And so on ’til Friday.

-GAVIN McINNES

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21 Comments

Yo Ali Says:

dont you get tired of getting beat the fuck up?

01.25.10 at 3:19 pm
jewz Says:

you should see the other hipster

01.25.10 at 3:23 pm
Lekke Says:

Gosh is that Arv laughing like a fag in the backgound.

01.25.10 at 3:48 pm
BG Says:

This sure makes stand up look easy. I want to try it.

01.25.10 at 3:58 pm
Beej Says:

goood shit dude.
watch out for detached retina’s.

01.25.10 at 4:04 pm
homeless. Says:

does anyone else hear the resemblance with Edward Norton

01.25.10 at 4:05 pm
depr$$a Says:

laugh track…

01.25.10 at 5:28 pm
LCC Says:

wow that was good!

01.25.10 at 6:13 pm
John Says:

I bet Gavin has a deal with Pringles as a part of some type of subliminal guerilla advertising shit. In fact that’s what I’d say if I was ever beating his face in with my fists: “once you pop you just can’t stop!” punch punch punch.

01.25.10 at 6:35 pm
FidesQuarens Says:

The audience sounds like the chicken lady from kids in the hall and a spider monkey were boning

01.25.10 at 6:45 pm
fuck brooklyn Says:

gavin’s funny as fuck

01.25.10 at 7:02 pm
??? Says:

lol at how your punch has your history and your dad in it. Funny stuff. I’m afraid Andrew WK does fight face better though.

01.25.10 at 7:47 pm
Frank DeFalco Says:

Your timing when doing stand up is a little bit off. You should slow down, pace yourself, and let the laughs subside before continuing on to the next joke.

01.25.10 at 9:05 pm
yo fanco defuckspot Says:

shut your pie hole faggot

01.25.10 at 9:13 pm
funn stuff Says:

haha, that raspy broad killed your entire bit.

01.25.10 at 10:37 pm
Brian Says:

Gavin picking on comedy nerds and making coke jokes is tops.

01.25.10 at 11:11 pm
snosauges Says:

gay sex is pretty funny usually on VHS….

01.26.10 at 1:23 am
Spandrell Says:

that was fucking brilliant. This site should just switch over to only making video content, its consistently 1000% better

01.26.10 at 7:39 am
swing-atcha Says:

is kurt vonnegut’s adopted daughter lily in the audience? that annoying laugh is hers!

01.26.10 at 1:47 pm
!!! Says:

ucb is awesome, i am happy about this teaming up

01.26.10 at 2:15 pm
NY TYRANT Says:

Fight Face is fucking genius.

01.27.10 at 3:32 am

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There’s a certain look girls have where you can just tell her boyfriend sucks and you could probably sweep her off her feet.

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STREET BONER 1681

Looks like Dora the Explorer is all growed up and ready to party!

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STREET BONER 1680

This is just as ridiculous as Beyoncé doing shampoo ads for “blondes.”

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Meet the exception to the “Women are attracted to confidence” rule.

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STREET CARNAGE is also a live presentation you can have in your town where Gavin shows a Street Boners "Best Of" and Derrick shows his latest TV Carnage endeavors.

STREET BONERS will eventually be compiled into a huge book which will feature hundreds of pages of Boners as well as contributions from Chloe Sevigny, Debbie Harry, Fred Armisen, Tim & Eric and many more.

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