Eat shit you infantile eugenics vs social Darwinism debaters, say asta la pizza to coke vs pepsi arguments, get a fucking makeover men vs women this is THE MISFITS vs DANZIG the first of THE “STREET CARNAGE FACED DEBATE SERIES”
Finally a group of people had the brass boulders for balls to take on the two hundred pound, muscular hairdo in the room.
My friend and mentor Curtis was nice enough to host this notoriously emotional event in his L.A. home and as you can see the wind and energy from the debate destroyed his once pristine domicile.
Our esteemed shitfaced debaters are Jennifer Herrama (Misfits) and Kurt Midness (Danzig) who take less than a nanosecond to release a torrent of remarkably executed and researched points. I’ll go over my favorites that I could decipher from the flurry of charged pointing and counterpointing.
MISFITS NOTABLE POINTS
The situation is that it’ all Danzig”
No! No! it’s not even the vocal chords!”
Awweeeee No, no, no!
DANZIG POINTS
“FUCKING CHUCK BISCUITS!
“HE LOOKED GOOODDD…GOOOD!”
“Fukin Csshuck Buscuits”
GREAT POINTS! Who won?
We implore you to hold a shitfaced debate of your own, film a minute or two and send the topic to us so that we at least know something about what you’re mumbling about and we’ll share them with the world and have them decide who is right!
Other topics we would like to see debated are:
Fannypacks vs plastic bags
A cruise ship band vs Vampire weekend
Fat Black Woman’s nails vs fat Asian woman’s nails
Squares vs Circles
Tomatoes vs Tomatoes
Your Mom vs your Dad
Satanic sex vs Christian sex
Eating out a bums ass vs eating out Star Jones
SO GO NUTS!!. Get hammered! Debate!
It’s good for you! AND Good for you!
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This should prove interesting….
Chuck Biscuits. Pshaww.
05.01.09 at 12:47 pm
early Misfits kill Danzig, too many ‘roids and self-serving phony baloney midget bullshit in Danzig…
Although TWIST OF CAIN rocks hard…
05.01.09 at 12:48 pm
Danzig II is better than anal sex with 15 year old dudes that just got there amil fix on.
05.01.09 at 1:14 pm
What is this, 1992?
Chris Barnes vs. Corpsegrinder
05.01.09 at 1:48 pm
Danzig.
Listening to Misfits makes me feel faintly embarrassed these days due to teenage goth faggots who’ve hijacked them.
Listening to Danzig (classic line-up Danzig only obv) makes me feel like a swinging dicked viking warrior who pillages villages of nordic beauties.
05.01.09 at 2:10 pm
Yeah but Glenn kills that feeling by being a 4 foot Viking from Jersey…
Although TWIST OF CAIN rocks hard…
05.01.09 at 2:22 pm
my brother just showed me this..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ook3UxEp53c
so.. yeah, that I guess wraps up that…
05.01.09 at 2:34 pm
Samhain
05.01.09 at 2:57 pm
[...] my deepest, darkest and most buried feelings for Glen Danzig’s look were recently exposed at Street Carnage. Seeing myself in that state is a huge relief… like a weight has been lifted. Fuck it! [...]
05.01.09 at 3:49 pm
Show me someone that says “Tired of Being Alive” and “Am I Demon?” can’t go toe to toe with any Misfits song and I will show you a fucking liar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUKAZaKUH9Q
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-apRCG2Nffc
05.01.09 at 4:04 pm
By the way, that was the greatest act of belligerence I’ve ever heard put on tape. “First of all… meh meh meh meh meh fucking Danzig.”
05.01.09 at 4:10 pm
is it true that they are going to make a “death of love” with danzing?
05.01.09 at 4:23 pm
you like the “zing” part don’t ya?
05.01.09 at 4:24 pm
Danzing is pretty good. Nobody is going to make fun of ‘Mother’?
05.01.09 at 4:39 pm
what about when danzig got knocked the fuck out?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf93tgHA_0I
i was talking to my friend about it the other night and he had never seen it. weird.
05.01.09 at 7:01 pm
I’m tired of the whole “Oh, Danzig got knocked the fuck out!” thing. Danzig didn’t get knocked out. Danzig knows karate. Blocking a fist with your face and then dropping quickly to the floor is a move. It’s actually the final test out move for orange belt. Danzig is a black belt, that comes waaaaaaay after yellow belt. Do the math on that one and you’ll realize Danzig isn’t getting knocked the fuck out, but that he is simply implementing his training.
05.01.09 at 7:28 pm
^^^ I meant “orange” belt and not “yellow” in the sixth sentence. Sorry, but it’s just that I was so upset over Danzig having been besmurched, I couldn’t think straight.
05.01.09 at 7:34 pm
I’ll fuck you up.
05.01.09 at 11:42 pm
A devilock is just a backwards mullet. Roll over.
05.02.09 at 2:09 am
totes samhain. ARCHANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
05.02.09 at 3:17 am
pubes & ew was right.
Samhain
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKc0WnNxvpE
05.02.09 at 7:04 am
misfits also chris barnes totally kills corpsegrinder
05.02.09 at 9:40 pm
fuck a damn black flag!!
05.03.09 at 12:42 pm
WELL I DEFINATELY AGREE WITH DEREK BICKLE’S THAT A DEBATE FOR THE AGE’S! BUT I MUST SAY THAT I WAS VERY DIS-APPOINTED TO SEE THAT DANZIG WAS’NT STARRING IN THE NEW ‘X-MEN: ORIGINATIONS’ MOVIE SHOWING NOW BUT SOME OTHER GUY, REMEMBER WHEN DANZIG WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOLVERINE IN THE MOVIES WELL IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT THE RECORDING BUSINESS REALLY ‘CIRCLING THE BOWL’ THESE DAY’S.
BUT ANY WAYS, DANZIG, WELL I AM A FAN-ZIG. WELL JENIFER HERREMMA IS LOOKING GREAT THESE DAYS, BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVE’NT LISTENED TO ‘ROYAL TRUCK’S’ FOR A TIME BUT WOULD LOVE HER FOR EVER EVEN WHEN HER BREAST’S ARE ROTTED WITH CANCER.
05.04.09 at 3:17 pm