Eat shit you infantile eugenics vs social Darwinism debaters, say asta la pizza to coke vs pepsi arguments, get a fucking makeover men vs women this is THE MISFITS vs DANZIG the first of THE “STREET CARNAGE FACED DEBATE SERIES”
Finally a group of people had the brass boulders for balls to take on the two hundred pound, muscular hairdo in the room.
My friend and mentor Curtis was nice enough to host this notoriously emotional event in his L.A. home and as you can see the wind and energy from the debate destroyed his once pristine domicile.
Our esteemed shitfaced debaters are Jennifer Herrama (Misfits) and Kurt Midness (Danzig) who take less than a nanosecond to release a torrent of remarkably executed and researched points. I’ll go over my favorites that I could decipher from the flurry of charged pointing and counterpointing.

MISFITS NOTABLE POINTS
The situation is that it’ all Danzig”
No! No! it’s not even the vocal chords!”
Awweeeee No, no, no!

DANZIG POINTS
“FUCKING CHUCK BISCUITS!
“HE LOOKED GOOODDD…GOOOD!”
“Fukin Csshuck Buscuits”


GREAT POINTS! Who won?
We implore you to hold a shitfaced debate of your own, film a minute or two and send the topic to us so that we at least know something about what you’re mumbling about and we’ll share them with the world and have them decide who is right!

Other topics we would like to see debated are:
Fannypacks vs plastic bags
A cruise ship band vs Vampire weekend
Fat Black Woman’s nails vs fat Asian woman’s nails
Squares vs Circles
Tomatoes vs Tomatoes
Your Mom vs your Dad
Satanic sex vs Christian sex
Eating out a bums ass vs eating out Star Jones

SO GO NUTS!!. Get hammered! Debate!
It’s good for you! AND Good for you!

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24 Comments
  1. Al Eternity Says:

    This should prove interesting….
    Chuck Biscuits. Pshaww.


  2. JuCIFER Says:

    early Misfits kill Danzig, too many ‘roids and self-serving phony baloney midget bullshit in Danzig…

    Although TWIST OF CAIN rocks hard…


  3. Glenn Manzig Says:

    Danzig II is better than anal sex with 15 year old dudes that just got there amil fix on.


  4. Satan Davis Jr. Says:

    What is this, 1992?

    Chris Barnes vs. Corpsegrinder


  5. MF Says:

    Danzig.

    Listening to Misfits makes me feel faintly embarrassed these days due to teenage goth faggots who’ve hijacked them.

    Listening to Danzig (classic line-up Danzig only obv) makes me feel like a swinging dicked viking warrior who pillages villages of nordic beauties.


  6. Thor Says:

    Yeah but Glenn kills that feeling by being a 4 foot Viking from Jersey…

    Although TWIST OF CAIN rocks hard…


  7. HOMO the unofficial Says:

    my brother just showed me this..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ook3UxEp53c

    so.. yeah, that I guess wraps up that…


  8. pubes Says:

    Samhain


  9. DANZIG!!!!!! « CHAKANAWE Says:

    [...] my deepest, darkest and most buried feelings for Glen Danzig’s look were recently exposed at Street Carnage.  Seeing myself in that state is a huge relief… like a weight has been lifted.  Fuck it! [...]


  10. Taeil Says:

    Show me someone that says “Tired of Being Alive” and “Am I Demon?” can’t go toe to toe with any Misfits song and I will show you a fucking liar.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUKAZaKUH9Q

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-apRCG2Nffc


  11. Taeil Says:

    By the way, that was the greatest act of belligerence I’ve ever heard put on tape. “First of all… meh meh meh meh meh fucking Danzig.”


  12. wowzzza Says:

    is it true that they are going to make a “death of love” with danzing?


  13. wowzzza Says:

    you like the “zing” part don’t ya?


  14. Al Eternity Says:

    Danzing is pretty good. Nobody is going to make fun of ‘Mother’?


  15. hmmm Says:

    what about when danzig got knocked the fuck out?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uf93tgHA_0I

    i was talking to my friend about it the other night and he had never seen it. weird.


  16. Lovehawk Says:

    I’m tired of the whole “Oh, Danzig got knocked the fuck out!” thing. Danzig didn’t get knocked out. Danzig knows karate. Blocking a fist with your face and then dropping quickly to the floor is a move. It’s actually the final test out move for orange belt. Danzig is a black belt, that comes waaaaaaay after yellow belt. Do the math on that one and you’ll realize Danzig isn’t getting knocked the fuck out, but that he is simply implementing his training.


  17. Lovehawk Says:

    ^^^ I meant “orange” belt and not “yellow” in the sixth sentence. Sorry, but it’s just that I was so upset over Danzig having been besmurched, I couldn’t think straight.


  18. lowdirt Says:

    I’ll fuck you up.


  19. Atkins diet jules Says:

    A devilock is just a backwards mullet. Roll over.


  20. ew Says:

    totes samhain. ARCHANGEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


  21. miss appalachian Says:

    pubes & ew was right.

    Samhain

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKc0WnNxvpE


  22. Derek Whipple Says:

    misfits also chris barnes totally kills corpsegrinder


  23. uhh.. Says:

    fuck a damn black flag!!


  24. JUST A NORMAL GUY (THE ORIGINAL) Says:

    WELL I DEFINATELY AGREE WITH DEREK BICKLE’S THAT A DEBATE FOR THE AGE’S! BUT I MUST SAY THAT I WAS VERY DIS-APPOINTED TO SEE THAT DANZIG WAS’NT STARRING IN THE NEW ‘X-MEN: ORIGINATIONS’ MOVIE SHOWING NOW BUT SOME OTHER GUY, REMEMBER WHEN DANZIG WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WOLVERINE IN THE MOVIES WELL IT JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT THE RECORDING BUSINESS REALLY ‘CIRCLING THE BOWL’ THESE DAY’S.

    BUT ANY WAYS, DANZIG, WELL I AM A FAN-ZIG. WELL JENIFER HERREMMA IS LOOKING GREAT THESE DAYS, BUT THEN AGAIN I HAVE’NT LISTENED TO ‘ROYAL TRUCK’S’ FOR A TIME BUT WOULD LOVE HER FOR EVER EVEN WHEN HER BREAST’S ARE ROTTED WITH CANCER.


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