MISOGYNIST FASHION TIPS WITH KENNY HOTZ part 2
As we made crystal clear last week, men know a lot more about fashion than women. Looks like “grumpy casual” and “homebody” are best left to our discretion and, while we’re at it, we should probably handle formalwear and putting on your make-up too.
LOOK 3: FORMAL WEAR
This look handles everything from The Academy Awards to meeting his parents. It’s not about expensive shoes but it is about expensive fabrics. Fucking up formal wear is a great way to get dumped.
LOOK 4: MAKE-UP
Despite wearing it for almost all of their adult life, women seem to have no clue how to put on make-up. In this easy-to-understand guide we explain everything from base coats to eye gunk.
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03.14.08 at 11:30 am
kennys the man
03.14.08 at 12:21 pm
Kenny won her over with the concentration camp line.
03.14.08 at 1:42 pm
That girl is pretty well perfect looking, it’s true. Kenny is legend.
03.15.08 at 4:11 am
this is less fun than pooping when youre really constipated
03.15.08 at 1:08 pm
that concentration camp line is from south park
03.15.08 at 9:35 pm
i think he meant to say splooge. or else hes gonna spend a lot of money on her face, which sounds too generous for kenny.
03.16.08 at 1:45 am
kenny, ripping off south park w/”concentration camp” gag. is this allowed since he writes for em, and may in fact have come up with the line?
03.16.08 at 1:08 pm
who got sloppy seconds here?
03.16.08 at 1:16 pm
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03.16.08 at 11:34 pm
PLEASE MAKE MORE
03.17.08 at 9:05 pm
mac cosmetics. they use the best girls.
03.18.08 at 4:58 am
kenny’s hilarious, does he make out with non-perfect girls too?
04.05.08 at 4:56 am
Kenny’s icing on the cake of makeup - two bukkakes up.
05.14.08 at 4:06 pm
“kenny won her over with that co ……”
bullshit *
she is obviously his girlfriend ,they were getting drunk at his house and decided that it will be funny if…… it is pretty obvious don’t you think !!!
I wonder how Gavin’s wife is cool with all that , she must be really laid back - from what I’ve seen from here she is 10000 times hotter than this girl!!!!