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In this unique perspective on the world of fashion, the guy from Kenny VS Spenny explains what men want. There are several elements to this complex look inside a man’s brain so we’re going to start with only two, a ready-to-wear look we call “Grumpy Casual” and an attractive housework ensemble called “Homebody.”

LOOK 1: GRUMPY CASUAL

This look is for those times when you’re not interested in being hit on and just want to go to the store to get some pretzels. You don’t have to gross us out with track pants and platform flip-flops but you don’t have to spend more than a few moments to prepare.

 

 

LOOK 2: HOMEBODY

In this second section of our four part series, we look at what women should wear at home. Whether they’re doing the dishes or simply playing X-Box there’s certain rules men like women to follow in order to keep the relationship alive. Guess what. Again, track pants are not on the menu…

PART 2

  1. KENNY VS SPENNY SEASON 6 TEASER
  2. CHURCH FASHION SHOW
  3. SEX TUESDAYS: 33 SEX TIPS
  4. 10 TIPS FOR SURVIVING A NEW YORK SUBWAY

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25 Comments
  1. mr.wilson Says:

    SHOW THE NEXT OUTFIT!!!


  2. Frank Fittesaft Says:

    X-box!!!!


  3. Fuckabee Says:

    “Assets.” Funny.


  4. Loomis Says:

    Aldo shoes!? Let me guess, the model is Canadian too.


  5. muthafutha Says:

    the next outfit, is, No Outfit, obviously. Those guys are drunk on personal power is what it is. Lucky bastards.


  6. shawn. Says:

    It obviously can’t be nothing, because they’re posting these on youtube.


  7. skip Says:

    Why do ugly guys that are funny get to hang around with models. I am 22 and handsome and not that funny and I have never been near a girl that pretty.


  8. Dear Skip, Says:

    It’s because girls don’t like the kind of guy who describes himself as handsome.


  9. Offended Reader Says:

    You are twisted. I like how you are using a woman as a clothes hanger. Her fault for allowing you to to treat her like a puppet, but you’re still fucked up.


  10. comedy Says:

    you are completely fucking stupid.


  11. clit juice Says:

    and by stupid “comedy” means “fucking hilarious.”
    so, yes that would be completely fucking “fucking hilarious.”


  12. ben vereen Says:

    i was referring to the offended reader, stop confusing me.


  13. Super Offended Says:

    Am I the only person who sees the pimple on this chick’s left shoulder? Disgusting. Get her out of here!


  14. Jrools Says:

    Oh fuck that ruled. fuck that was good.


  15. Jrools Says:

    In like how “offended reader” is so obviously a: Female who is unattractive and hasnt been laid in awhile, or b:Male that uses politicaly correct lingo to get into girls pants. painfully ovbious.


  16. Chewtoy Says:

    Nice show… too bad about the 2 dorks trying to steal her thunder though.


  17. Audrey Says:

    i don’t think that’s a zit – must be a hickie since she’s a mega babe


  18. JG Says:

    Great shirt Kenny, it doesnt get anymore obscure and Canadian than a nice Frightenstein refrence.


  19. muthafutha Says:

    I wonder if she did the “shoot” for free?


  20. TIFFANY'S MOM Says:

    DISCUSTING!!!


  21. Hacks 'R' Us Says:

    Half-ass version of The Man Show is what this is. Get original or get bent, hey?


  22. as if Says:

    the other two parts are already up, dumbasses


  23. STREET BONERS and TV CARNAGE » MISOGYNIST FASHION TIPS WITH KENNY HOTZ part 2 Says:

    [...] we made crystal clear last week, men know a lot more about fashion than women. Looks like “grumpy casual” and “homebody” [...]


  24. Holly Says:

    I have those shoes! And they said that the outfit was cheap, I don’t think so, those shoes cost like $120. American


  25. secundus Says:

    i wouldn’t necessarily fuck him but that guy is kind of funny. i think his half-dead eyes make him moreso.


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