On Tuesday I got to model in Chloe Sevigny’s fashion tea party for the line she does with Opening Ceremony. It was me and a bunch of my girlfriends and, while none of us are anywhere close to being models, it was fun pretending to be a 10 for a day.

The line consists mainly of dresses, little cardigans, varsity jackets, T-shirts, and leather shorts and pants. The real drama unfolds with the shoes and accessories: baseball caps, Elton John sunglasses with hearts in them, printed tights, platform shoes, and my most coveted item, NaNa shoes. Do you remember NaNa shoes? They were hot in the ’90s and in the same family as Doc Marten and John Fluvog, which kind of means hideously ugly and extremely awesome all twisted together in the same grunge dreadlock (dreadlocks used to be cool too).

We were all complaining by the end of the day cuz our dogs was barking (guys read: our feet were tired) and even Kim Gorden and Spike Jonze were there but yawn-fest 2000, who cares?

There was an after party at Santos Party House (Insider fact: It was supposed to be called Santa’s Party House but like, Christmas got mad and threatened to sue or something. Not kidding.) and we had fun dancing all night and pretending we were at a rave. But then we got really, really tired and all went home and went to bed. Then we looked on the Internet the next day and saw our pictures all over the place. So here’s more. Enjoy.

-LESLEY ARFIN
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40 Comments
  1. Anonymous Says:

    Shouldn’t you have removed your moustache first? Or was that part of the show’s vibe?


  2. JulesOFLondon Says:

    THOSE PLATFORM SHOES ARE MAADD….I NEEEED them in my life


  3. chuck Says:

    the shoes do kill. need!!! when will they be at opening C?????


  4. homeless Says:

    nice bum where you from


  5. Habib McCartney Says:

    That’s a nice ass stuffed into those shorts up there.


  6. Joe Says:

    Who cares.


  7. . Says:

    Spanky, second from bottom.


  8. Lady Friend Says:

    Putting the same clothes on average people makes me not wanna buy it…


  9. FEDERAL COME™ Says:

    way to delete it, hooker.


  10. Dirty Sister Says:

    OMG! No she didnt!


  11. Dr marvin Says:

    Are you wearing the bat hat from canadas wonderland?


  12. Dork Says:

    I might need a better look at those lace-up boots…


  13. Jabulani Says:

    Anonymous rules


  14. another Anonymous Says:

    PArt of the shows vibe! hahaha


  15. lee Says:

    I love chloe’s new haircut.


  16. Nothing Sshocking Says:

    what was perry farrell doing there? (bottom pic with the GIANT shades)


  17. stagemom Says:

    omg you think i look like perry? sweet!


  18. Gavin Navajo Says:

    I would fuck that Perrypalooza if he was jewish and had a vagina


  19. Elton Rifles Says:

    Sorry, but it looks like American Apparel


  20. Kathleen H. Says:

    Leave her alone, dbags


  21. Prooon Says:

    You should put up more pictures of yourself because I have 1000 crushes on you.


  22. Louie Louie Says:

    me too


  23. miss appalachian Says:

    you’re too skinny


  24. The coke bear Says:

    You’re a 10 everyday, Leslie! Furelish!


  25. Chloe Sevingy For Opening Ceremony « PERFECTION OF PERPLEXION Says:

    [...] Diary author Lesley Arfin reports scenes behind recent Opening Ceremony tea party on her own; Here. Below are some of its pictorial savor(but I guess I got the first Chloe one from Terry [...]


  26. hater Says:

    poor chan marshall. age has not been kind. she looks so haggard and the purple lipstick is not helping.


  27. todd Says:

    cat power looks like a real housewife of new jersey


  28. Church Key Says:

    Todd, Hater, you both know you’d still do things.


  29. todd Says:

    Church Key, I forgot to mention that I masturbate to Real Housewives of New Jersey


  30. mr.meat Says:

    I know i’m not a girl or such but chloe’s been on the radar for a bit of this magazine and 90’s new york hip thing and she’s cool and sexy and i’ve seen tons of pics of her in fashion stuff and know she’s connected to whatever but from these and the ones on terry’s diary, I just dont think much of it and wonder where’s the rest or the real meat. but hey, most fashion runway type a things never would hit the streets and is all about self honors. sure her stuff is already out there as far as i see. is this about her sensibility in combining thrift store with high end heals? I’m definitely into the show more legs aspect of chicks out and about when it comes to heals and socks are happy-fuck-en-ning


  31. Anonymous Says:

    my god geehoooooominy! the ass on chick in pic 4 is astoundingly right.

    straight chick’s opinion. take it for what it’s worth.


  32. aesk47 Says:

    I saw the words “fashion tea party” and i puked and shat my pants at the same time, way to go Barf!!


  33. ben Says:

    what’s up austin texas, circa Slacker? how are you? how has the last 14 years treated you?


  34. Brian Says:

    That’s not Chan Marshall, it’s Lizzi Gang Gang.


  35. Peter Crouch Says:

    Anonymous, that´s a guy


  36. skull front Says:

    ha @ ben. hit snooze button


  37. really? Says:

    anonymous, thats JD samson from le tigre n shit


  38. I call my dick Chloe cuz it's so veiny Says:

    chick with the camera next to lady gaga has nice legs, nice tanned legs.


  39. Anonymous Says:

    the person in pic 4 is a guy?? that ass belongs to a dude?? what????

    oh my god. my straight, cock-loving, gizz-guzzling vag is so confused right now.


  40. bummer Says:

    wow.

    its like one, massive, circle jerk.


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