Back in April, I got in a car accident and watched TV for so long I became obsessed with documenting it. Once you start doing this it becomes like making love to African Americans: difficult to go back. So here’s some more pictures of my TV.
I was POSITIVE Sarah Silverman said “fucking” on her show. I had to rewind it and put on Closed Captions to make sure. Fucking bitch.
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This is from that Disney movie Never Cry Wolf. Doesn’t he look like Bronques from Last Night’s Party?
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I love seeing Black Flag logos on TV. This is from that Jenifer Lopez movie where she’s sick of being abused.
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From Iron Man. Wouldn’t it be cool if you could send some company a picture like this and their computer would make a carpet out of it? Does such a thing already exist?
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Imagine this was your living room rug?
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Iron Man is a beautiful movie to look at but they made the guy so fucking cool it’s ridiculous. It’s like he shits flying Vs and his dandruff is in Kiss.
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From Boondocks on Adult Swim.
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Charlie loves air, trees, water, and animals.
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This was some expert guy talking about bees or something and I couldn’t get over how original his look was. Someone needs to bring back brown pants. Maybe Built By Wendy will do it next season.
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This sentence has more bullshit in it than a sommelier’s brain.
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A lot of these MS-13 gang members seem to be saying, “My life is worthless. Go ahead. Kill me.” And it appears their comrades are getting the message.
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This was a thing on that Alaskan senator who resigned after he got caught taking bribes. Who is that in the background? He has a fucking snake on his head!
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Just to be clear, this is not a hole in her tights. It’s a hole in the ass-time continuum that will swallow your entire paycheck if you go near it.
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Charles Bronson rugs would be nice
11.24.08 at 1:59 am
This post should have its own site please
11.24.08 at 2:43 am
I wish to be this observant.
11.24.08 at 3:06 am
Mas por favor.
11.24.08 at 9:02 am
Amen to the website thing Lepke.
I sent the first post to so many friends but none of them really saw the genius narrative.
No shout out to YTMND this time?
11.24.08 at 9:14 am
more!
11.24.08 at 10:43 am
Interesting interests.
11.24.08 at 11:17 am
Mike Sacks.com has an excellent collection of photos from the tv as well. This is quite brilliant also. Mas mas mas por favor
11.24.08 at 11:52 am
Vahluree-ree’s post just confirmed that the term “brilliant,” along with its cousin “genius,” are two of the most overused and abused words in the sordid history of the English language. You know that “brilliant” is not a synonym for “insipid,” right? Thank you.
11.24.08 at 1:12 pm
thats exactly why I hate Iron Man, they make him the coolest person to have ever existed
11.24.08 at 2:52 pm
christi, you are brilliant genius I hope you weren’t too mangled in the crash cos I’ll still love you but it will be harder (softer)
11.24.08 at 3:38 pm
“It’s like he shits flying Vs and his dandruff is in Kiss.”
the funniest line of 2008
11.24.08 at 5:17 pm
@VANE$$A uhhhh deerrrrrrrr what does “insipid” even mean? You’re welcome.
11.24.08 at 5:44 pm
That rug idea is terrific! If we can put photos on cakes and not fake moon landings then surely we can do photorugs.
11.24.08 at 9:35 pm
notice the tie..illuminati!!!
11.24.08 at 10:16 pm
is sarah silverman on any nip slip galleries?
11.25.08 at 2:28 am
i hat iron man cause the movie was boooooring.
11.25.08 at 5:57 am
a frikkin’ snake on his head!
11.25.08 at 5:30 pm
forehead death mark?
11.25.08 at 6:44 pm
i do this all the time too. take pictures of the tv.
12.04.08 at 3:53 am